I'm physically ill.

[ryanshaug]

Moved to Ventura, CA from Phoenix about three months ago.

Today I found out the felons are holding training camp about 10 minutes away from my house in Oxnard, CA. At first the thought of being so close to the Cowboys at all made me sick, then I started to think about their roster.

I'm not sure which precautions to take - I realize that strip clubs are probably off limits for a month, but any other advice for survival in these dark times? Moving is out of the question for now - will have to just keep low.

If I don't make it, tell my Cardinals I love them very much.

 

[DRVNFAST]

Good luck with that. Wait, what the heck are they doin in Cali?

Could be worse, at least you don't have a pukes fan working next to you each day.

 

[Captain Matt]

Hey brother! I live on the naval base. Well.... my house is there but I never am. I'm currently in the gulf of Alaska after having spent all spring in Hawaii. But my plan is to be home for a few days next week. I will inevitably go to their training camp (just because I love football) but will sport RED. Cardinal red. Football is football.... I hate the cowpies, but it's still football....

See ya around

LT

 

[Skkorpion]

Funny stuff.

 

[Red Hawk]

PENICILLIN

lots and lots of penicillin.

 

[RugbyMuffin]

Moved to Ventura, CA from Phoenix about three months ago.

Today I found out the felons are holding training camp about 10 minutes away from my house in Oxnard, CA. At first the thought of being so close to the Cowboys at all made me sick, then I started to think about their roster.

I'm not sure which precautions to take - I realize that strip clubs are probably off limits for a month, but any other advice for survival in these dark times? Moving is out of the question for now - will have to just keep low.

If I don't make it, tell my Cardinals I love them very much.

Sugar in the gas tank.

Poop in their sun roof

Go to Kinkos, buy gigantic Cardinals stamp, and stamp everything in site.

Get drunk, REALLY drunk, go to camp, sit facing away from the practice field and keep screaming about how Romo, and the rest suck. Mention Broke back mountain and cowboys as much as possible.

Find Jerry Jones, and childishly tease him that we have Anquan Boldin and they don't

Put the spikes for the exit of the park garage backwards.

Spike the team coolers with laxatives.

Once again get drunk, paint of picture of a Cardinal on you butt, face paint, and in a red cape and ONLY a red cape run through the practice field screaming about how the Cardinals are #1.

Sit at field side and say "Free Hookers!" and see how many players leave practice. Sit at field side and say "THE POLICE ARE HERE" and see how many players run away.

That is it off the top of my head, more later........

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Hey brother! I live on the naval base. Well.... my house is there but I never am.

LT

Port Hueneme? That's where my brother-in-law (Seahawk fan) works.

 

[ryanshaug]

LOL, good stuff Rugby. I'm tempted to follow through with at least a few of those, I'm sure to my girlfriend's horror... muwhahaha

Lt - I thought of going to just because its football - and I think any other camp I would. I just can't bear the Cowboys. My hatred runs too deep...I'm not sure I could bear the sight of silver and blue. But, perhaps in combination with Rugby's suggestions...

 

[vinnymac]

Moved to Ventura, CA from Phoenix about three months ago.

Today I found out the felons are holding training camp about 10 minutes away from my house in Oxnard, CA. At first the thought of being so close to the Cowboys at all made me sick, then I started to think about their roster.

I'm not sure which precautions to take - I realize that strip clubs are probably off limits for a month, but any other advice for survival in these dark times? Moving is out of the question for now - will have to just keep low.

If I don't make it, tell my Cardinals I love them very much.

You should have done your homework before moving to Oxford. The Cowboys have been holding camp there for a long time.