I'm willing to help out.

[Cardforlife]

i know the Cards have to spend at least another 10 mill to meet league min cap rules. So therefore i'm willing to Sign as a backup kicker or cb for a couple of mill. i know I haven't played in a while but i just want to help.:twisted: :twisted:

 

[WisconsinCard]

I guess I'll "take on for the team also" $1 milion. I'll be an End, Guard, and Tackle. I'll sit on the END of the bench, GUARD the water pail, and TACKLE anyone who comes near it.

 

[Assface]

I want to be the 3rd string qb. You get paid a lot of money to hold a clipboard and you're never expected to actually play. Since qb's can't be hit during practice there is zero chance of getting hurt. How sweet of a job is that. Plus you get to tell everyone you're an NFL qb.