Joe Johnson: I have such a bad headache. Does anybody have an aspirin I could borrow?
Penny: Oh, sure Joe. Here, take 2 of these.
Joe: Thanks. Where'd you get them?
Penny: Oh, I got them off Tom Gugliota 4 years ago, after a game in Portland.
Joe: Oh, ok. (He takes two pills). It must have been before I was.. (he stops, and then falls on the ground, having a seizure.
Penny: Joe? Joe? I hope you're not hurt, because I really dont' care about the starting position. Joe?
Steph: Hey, what's goin on over there!?
Penny: Oh nothing, don't worry about it...
Jerry Colangelo: Hey everybody.. I just watched the best movie ever. It was called Honey I Shrunk the Kids . The concept is really cool. The guy in it is a scientist and he invents this really amazing machine and accidentily shrunk the kids. (To coach Johnson): I want one of those machines. I don't care what you have to do to get me one, you find one and bring it in here.
Frank Johnson: Wow, think of how much skill ball we could play if... but Jerry, it would cost like 100 bucks you know?
Jerry: Oh.. ok, scratch that. Anyway, about trading away all our big men for Mugsy Bogues clones....
Shawn Marion: Man, I'm ready for the season man. This training camp thing is tough man. Like, real tough, man. Man, I think I'm gonna go to the gym and work on my three point shot man.
Scott Williams: Knock Knock.
Casey Jacobsen: Who's there?
Scott Williams: Casey.
Jacobsen: Casey who?
Williams: Casey Jacobsen can't shoot free throws!
(The whole locker room erupts with laughter, except Zarko and Barbosa, who are sitting in the corner silently, having no idea what the two players have just said.)
Amare Stoudemire: Alright, I'm going home.
(The whole Suns team leaves, except Demarr Johnson and Brevin Knight).
Demarr: Alright Brevin, take it easy.
Brevin: ****, I don't have a ride home.
Demarr: Oh, well that's alright man you could ride with me.
Brevin: hmm...
Demarr: You live like 40 miles away..
Brevin: Yeah.. I think I'm gonna walk it tonight.
Penny: Oh, sure Joe. Here, take 2 of these.
Joe: Thanks. Where'd you get them?
Penny: Oh, I got them off Tom Gugliota 4 years ago, after a game in Portland.
Joe: Oh, ok. (He takes two pills). It must have been before I was.. (he stops, and then falls on the ground, having a seizure.
Penny: Joe? Joe? I hope you're not hurt, because I really dont' care about the starting position. Joe?
Steph: Hey, what's goin on over there!?
Penny: Oh nothing, don't worry about it...
Jerry Colangelo: Hey everybody.. I just watched the best movie ever. It was called Honey I Shrunk the Kids . The concept is really cool. The guy in it is a scientist and he invents this really amazing machine and accidentily shrunk the kids. (To coach Johnson): I want one of those machines. I don't care what you have to do to get me one, you find one and bring it in here.
Frank Johnson: Wow, think of how much skill ball we could play if... but Jerry, it would cost like 100 bucks you know?
Jerry: Oh.. ok, scratch that. Anyway, about trading away all our big men for Mugsy Bogues clones....
Shawn Marion: Man, I'm ready for the season man. This training camp thing is tough man. Like, real tough, man. Man, I think I'm gonna go to the gym and work on my three point shot man.
Scott Williams: Knock Knock.
Casey Jacobsen: Who's there?
Scott Williams: Casey.
Jacobsen: Casey who?
Williams: Casey Jacobsen can't shoot free throws!
(The whole locker room erupts with laughter, except Zarko and Barbosa, who are sitting in the corner silently, having no idea what the two players have just said.)
Amare Stoudemire: Alright, I'm going home.
(The whole Suns team leaves, except Demarr Johnson and Brevin Knight).
Demarr: Alright Brevin, take it easy.
Brevin: ****, I don't have a ride home.
Demarr: Oh, well that's alright man you could ride with me.
Brevin: hmm...
Demarr: You live like 40 miles away..
Brevin: Yeah.. I think I'm gonna walk it tonight.
