Is Keira Knightly really Winona Rider?

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Explain contemp. dissappearance of WR and emergence of KK??

Keira Knightly is really WINONA RIDER!!!

This site is to prove to all of you people out there that the actress Keira Knightly, who has risen to the top of the actress charts in recent years, is indeed the washed-out theif WINONA RIDER! YEAH! I know! Crazy huh? Not quite. Why, you might ask, would Winona do such a thing? Well, the answer to that is quite simple: she was washed out. And after her shoplifting scandal, she was just too embarrased to go on. Therefore, made the decision to transform into Keira Knightly.
Here is my proof:
Time Circumstances
The whole Winona trail thing was going on it 2002, right? Well, when did Keira Knightly's first big movie come out? Pirates of the Carribean in 2003! I mean, sure, she had done a few things before that, but nothing biiiggg. And in my opinion, all of those other movies were made up later just to try and show that Winona had actually done something as Keira before completely morphing...not that you're supposed to know that. The time frame, I believe, speaks for itself.
Lookalike Coincidence? I think NOT!
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Okay, this is just rediculous. Anybody who can't see that Winona went and got a face life is just plain blind. All she did was widen her jaw! God, I feel like Mugatu on Zoolander where he seems to be the only one who notices that Derek makes the same ****ing face over and over again. Seriously, IT'S REALY THE SAME GIRL!!
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Which one is which? Give up? Answer: they're the same girl!!!
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Honestly, these pictures speak for themselves.
The Accent
Okay, as we all know, Keira Knightly (aka Winona Rider) has her little English or whatever it is accent, right? Well, I don't know who buys that crap. That's the worst fake accent I've ever heard! But of course, she can't keep her former voice. No. That would be too obvious. She had to change it. But little did she know that by doing so, she was just adding on another layer of lies that would soon be sought out. Obviously if somebody is talking differently than what they originally talked like, they're trying to hide something. Obviously if Keira Knightly was not Winona Rider, she would not have an accent, because she wouldn't have anything to hide. HA! I see through you, Winona! Nice try!
Handwriting is Like Fingerprints!
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You see these two signatures? Look completely different, don't they. Well, that's the point! Winona Rider knew that people are incriminated by their handwriting alone all of the time! So she practiced and practiced and developed a new writing style, and came out with "The Keira Knightly Signature". That's the angle! You're supposed to look at those signatures and say "It can't possibly be the same girl." Can't you see that's what they're banking on? Don't give into the lies of Hollywood!
There. That's my proof. And as you can see, my case is air tight. You watch. Sooner or later, during these next few years: the conspiracy will be revieled, and Winona Rider will meet justice for conspiring against the American Public.
Spread the word, people. KEIRA KNIGHT ISWINONA RIDER!!!!
 
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The pictures in the middle are every other one Winona and the others Keira.
Here though is what was done I believe. Winona had alterations to look more like Natalie. Three shown here:

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Here is one ...
10 or so years ago Johnny Depp dated Winona Rider. Hmmm. Johnny Depp and Keira Knightly were in The Pirates of the Caribean together.
Winona Ryder's career seems to have ended in 2002 and Kiera's began in 2003?

Winona is 5'4
born 10-29-71
Her real hair color is blonde but when she made her first major film Lucas (1986) her hair color was dyed black and she was told to keep it that color and it has stayed that color since.

Kiera is 5'7
born
Winona aka Kiera
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Which one is this one above? Geuss.

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This one is Kiera
 
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