Jeff Weaver for sale on Ebay!

[Mike Olbinski]

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/diamondbacks/0815weaverebay.html

Mike

 

[BOB_Man24]

Now thats awsome!

 

[KingLouieLouie]

And to think that the Tigers acquired Jeremy Bonderman, Carlos Pena, and Franklyn German for him....

 

[Mike Olbinski]

Check it out:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2747892389&category=25145

Mike

 

[Evil Ash]

Originally posted by Chandler Mike
Check it out:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2747892389&category=25145

Mike

I love the description!

Description

YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE FOLLOWING ITEM:

YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE RIGHTS TO JEFF WEAVER, PITCHER OF THE NEW YORK YANKEES. THE WORST NEW YORK YANKEES PITCHER EVER. IF YOU WIN, YOU WILL GET ONE VERY BAD PITCHER AND HIS HUGE CONTRACT. PLEASE NOTE - HE STINKS AND IS VERY VERY BAD. HE IS SOLD AS-IS, WHERE IS, WITH NO WARRANTIES OR CLAIMS OF ANY KIND. BID AT YOUR OWN RISK.

THIS AUCTION IS TO TRY AND HELP YANKEES FANS ALL OVER THE WORLD GET RID OF THIS KID. WE WANT HIM OUT AND WE ARE DESPERATE. IF YOU WIN, PLEASE CONTACT THE YANKEES DIRECTLY AT YANKEE STADIUM AND ASK TO SPEAK TO BRIAN CASHMAN TO COMPLETE THE DEAL. I AM ONLY LISTING HIM. HIS AGENT AND CASHMAN WILL TAKE CARE OF THE REST.

**PLEASE NOTE THAT IF YOU WIN, YOU CAN NEVER SEND HIM BACK TO THE YANKEES UNDER ANY CONDITION. NO EXCEPTIONS. HE IS YOURS FOREVER OR TRADE HIM ANYWHERE ELSE EXCEPT THE YANKEES. THANKS FOR LOOKING AND UNDERSTANDING.

***PLEASE ALSO NOTE, HE GIVES UP TONS OF HOMERUNS AND HITS TO THE OPPOSING TEAM. YOUR TEAM WILL START TO LOSE THE SECOND HE COMES TO YOUR TEAM. SO BE AWARE. HE RANTS, RAVES, COMPLAINS, CRIES, AND THROW OBJECTS, SO PLEASE BE WARNED. THANK YOU AND BID AT YOUR OWN RISK.

****THERE IS NO BACKING OUT OF THIS DEAL ONCE YOU BID OR I WILL COME AFTER YOU AND HAUNT YOU FOREVER.

 

[schillingfan]

E-Bay took the auction down. The link now sends you to an "invalid item" screen.