Jessica Alba got Herpes from Derek Jeter?

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I don't even know what herpes is, just my dad told me to never get it because you can never get rid of it and it will rot your pee pee off
 

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I don't even know what herpes is, just my dad told me to never get it because you can never get rid of it and it will rot your pee pee off

Bumps either around your mouth or genital area.. They arent constantly there, but they can flare up at any time..
 
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Bumps either around your mouth or genital area.. They arent constantly there, but they can flare up at any time..

What about the rotting of the pee pee part?
 

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This was funny:

Jessica Alba got Herpes from...
by Toothbrush


That's how it appeared just now on the main page...
 

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I volunteer to test the situation first to confirm or counter the rumor.
 

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hell...you know Herpes doesnt seem THAT bad. sure its an annoyance, but it wont kill you or anyone you give it to. your nuts wont rot off or anything like that. SOOOOOO.....if by getting with Jessica Alba gives me the ****, so be it.

how many people would LOVE to say "I got the **** for Jessica Alba"

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You guys are a freaking trip. So, you guys would seriously take the "gift" that keeps on giving for the rest of your life to tag Alba once? I doubt it.

I admit, she is totally smoking hot. She's the actress I'd pick if a guy said to me, "If we could have a ********* with an actress, who would it be?" I watched Dark Angel just because she was so hot and I am NOT into chicks.

Guys suck.
 
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