Jessica Alba got Herpes from Derek Jeter?

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You guys are a freaking trip. So, you guys would seriously take the "gift" that keeps on giving for the rest of your life to tag Alba once? I doubt it.

I admit, she is totally smoking hot. She's the actress I'd pick if a guy said to me, "If we could have a ********* with an actress, who would it be?" I watched Dark Angel just because she was so hot and I am NOT into chicks.

Guys suck.

You seem to be waffling. Bumps for Jessica, or no Bumps? Which is it Jersey? None of this waffling around. If you were a man (and take into account your ALREADY strong affinity for Alba), is she to coin a term "bumpable?"

(sorry Gee....but you're on deck).
 

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You seem to be waffling. Bumps for Jessica, or no Bumps? Which is it Jersey? None of this waffling around. If you were a man (and take into account your ALREADY strong affinity for Alba), is she to coin a term "bumpable?"

(sorry Gee....but you're on deck).

She's hot, but, man or woman, not hot enough to get herpes over.

Does that answer your question? :p
 

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She's hot, but, man or woman, not hot enough to get herpes over.

Does that answer your question? :p

Meh, it's treatable.

plus if someone was pissed that you gave them herpes you could always say.."pshaw...blame Jessica Alba..the ho."
 
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