"Jessica Simpson's sex tape fears" or "Things A-Bomb hopes are true"

[Jersey Girl]

Actually, sources confirm the tape was filmed during a drunken night with Carrot Top. Still want that link?

 

[Assface]

Yes!

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I was kidding about that!

 

[Jersey Girl]

I was kidding about that!

I absolutely hate that guy.

 

[Assface]

I absolutely love that guy.

Looks like you're not the only one.

Um, yes please, me too.

:raiseshand:

 

[Jersey Girl]

Looks like you're not the only one.

You so suck.

 

[Assface]

You so suck.

Just be glad I'm not continuing with the current theme and editing this post too.

 

[abomb]

Has this been resolved? I am bored.

 

[D-Dogg]

Where is this tape?

She is so hot..soooooo.....hoooooot.

This video would be the Citizen Kane to Paris and Pam's film school project movies.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

Where is this tape?

She is so hot..soooooo.....hoooooot.

This video would be the Citizen Kane to Paris and Pam's film school project movies.

Apparently, it is in the hands of the folks that released Pam and Tommy's sex tape. Not good if you are Jessica and not wanting this tape to get out.

Great for the rest of us.

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

It's not on the net yet.

When (or if) it hits the Information-Super-Highway, I'll have on my hard drive.

I'll burn it to a DVD for those interested for $19.99 each.

 

[thirty-two]

Btw, most the celebrity gossip folks are saying there is no tape.

But hey, on the bright side, there is a Screech sex tape! I've seen a few of the pictures from it and I swear, my innocence associated Saved by the Bell was taken away from me! Screech!! WTF!!

 

[Jersey Girl]

Btw, most the celebrity gossip folks are saying there is no tape.

But hey, on the bright side, there is a Screech sex tape! I've seen a few of the pictures from it and I swear, my innocence associated Saved by the Bell was taken away from me! Screech!! WTF!!

Kate, say it ain't so? You saw Screech pics? Ugh!

 

[thirty-two]

Kate, say it ain't so? You saw Screech pics? Ugh!

Yeah, a celebrity gossip site that I go to had some screen caps. And I, of course, HAD to see them. I reeeeally wish I hadnt!

 

[Jersey Girl]

Yeah, a celebrity gossip site that I go to had some screen caps. And I, of course, HAD to see them. I reeeeally wish I hadnt!

I'll take your word on that one.

Of course, if the Nick Lachey tape is ever uncovered, please help me out and let me know. I'll totally have what's left of him.

 

[thirty-two]

I'll take your word on that one.

Of course, if the Nick Lachey tape is ever uncovered, please help me out and let me know. I'll totally have what's left of him.

LOL

Oh, you know I will be ALLLL over that!

 

[Ryanwb]

I'll take your word on that one.

Of course, if the Nick Lachey tape is ever uncovered, please help me out and let me know. I'll totally have what's left of him.

 

[Skumbag]

anything so far?

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

anything so far?

Nada...just a publicity hoax/stunt

 

[abomb]

What an awesome thread title!

 

[D-Dogg]

Is your hand tired from patting yourself on the back?

 

[abomb]

Is your hand tired from patting yourself on the back?

Ha. Never.

I actually lol'd at the title before I realize I wrote it months ago. I'm never going to find anyone to marry me, am I?

 

[nathan]

Ha. Never.

I actually lol'd at the title before I realize I wrote it months ago. I'm never going to find anyone to marry me, am I?

If you haven't had any luck with match.com or eharmony.com, perhaps it's time you try bride.ru

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Take your pick from this abomb...

 

[D-Dogg]

Ha. Never.

I actually lol'd at the title before I realize I wrote it months ago. I'm never going to trick anyone into marriage, am I?

:ftfy:

 

[jenna2891]

Is your hand tired from patting yourself on the back?

seriously. when is the "abomb sex tape" featuring just abomb coming out?