Jet's "Holding Pattern Mock" is now open...

[Southpaw]

1) Texans- DE Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina


Giants are now on the clock, it is all yours Wild BB. Now to the Green Room... Teddy Bridgewater is looking even smaller than his height which some teams see as a disadvantage and currently he is making really bad pouty faces, trying to hide them as he pretends to be on his cell phone with each incoming selection (his agent thought that would be a good idea). Pryor and Donald are currently harassing him and telling him, "who the hell are you talking to, Louisville to see if you have another year of eligibility" lol

 

[BW52]

1) Texans- DE Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina
2) Rams- WR Sammy Watkins, Clemson
3) Jags- QB Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M
4) Browns- LB Khalil Mack, Buffalo
5) Raiders- OT Greg Robinson, Auburn
6) Falcons- LB Anthony Barr, UCLA
7) Bucs- QB Derrek Carr, Fresno State
8) Vikes- QB Blake Bortles, Central Florida
9) Bills- OT Jake Matthews, Texas A&M
10) Lions- S HaHa Clinton Dix, Alabama
11) Titans- OT Taylor Lewan, Michigan
12) Giants
13) Rams
14) Bears
15) Steelers
16) Ravens
17) Cowboys
18) Jets
19) Dolphins
20) Cards
21) Pack
22) Eagles
23) Chiefs
24) Bengals
25) Bolts
26) Browns
27) Saints
28) Panthers
29) Pats
30) Niners
31) Broncs
32) Seahawks

Giants are now on the clock, it is all yours Wild BB. Now to the Green Room... Teddy Bridgewater is looking even smaller than his height which some teams see as a disadvantage and currently he is making really bad pouty faces, trying to hide them as he pretends to be on his cell phone with each incoming selection (his agent thought that would be a good idea). Pryor and Donald are currently harassing him and telling him, "who the hell are you talking to, Louisville to see if you have another year of eligibility" lol

Okay Johnny Carson how about some hilarity for every selection or are you just joining the rabble on the bash Bridgewater bandwagon?

 

[BigRedRage]

Okay Johnny Carson how about some hilarity for every selection or are you just joining the rabble on the bash Bridgewater bandwagon?

it was aweosme if you ask me

 

[Billy Bob]

it was aweosme if you ask me

 

[Jim Otis]

Since when did Megatron start playing against his own team?

It could happen , Megatron could contact Kyle Boller and Albert Haynesworth , they could share plenty of info about how you do it .

 

[Buckybird]

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Giants are now on the clock, it is all yours Wild BB. Now to the Green Room... Teddy Bridgewater is looking even smaller than his height which some teams see as a disadvantage and currently he is making really bad pouty faces, trying to hide them as he pretends to be on his cell phone with each incoming selection (his agent thought that would be a good idea). Pryor and Donald are currently harassing him and telling him, "who the hell are you talking to, Louisville to see if you have another year of eligibility" lol

 

[Jetstream Green]

This is nothing, to help ratings we have placed a call to Tom Savage asking, "why the hell are you NOT in the Green Room... don't you know you where invited? If I where you I would get to New York quick!" Also told him it would not reflect well on his stock to not show up, shows he is irresponsible to the teams. We have cameras on him and all that stuff and he is really breaking down under pressure trying to find a ride, that is sure not reflecting well on his stock

 

[Cardsfanstl]

Whose turn is it???

 

[Jetstream Green]

Wild BB and his Giants..weeza waiting

 

[Jetstream Green]

We are still waiting... there is not going to be much left of ol' Bridgewater who now is scrambling to find a outlet for his cell lol

 

[Ohcrap75]

Mike Evans would b a great pick here. BPA plus he can bail Eli out like Plaxico used to.

 

[Southpaw]

Nudge.

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[az jam]

At the speed this draft is going , it might be completed by the start of Training Camp.

 

[Buckybird]

At the speed this draft is going , it might be completed by the start of Training Camp.

The last pick will be announced by the commish on media day at the SB as they are interviewing the Cardinals players

 

[WildBB]

Mike Evans would b a great pick here. BPA plus he can bail Eli out like Plaxico used to.

Good call. It's who I was thinking of all along here.

Giants pick Mike Evans - WR - Tx A&M.


Sorry about lateness, was not feeling well yesterday.

 

[Cardsfanstl]

Obviously the Rams need O line help but the tackles available are not value this high. Since they have to deal with Fitz, Harvin, Crabtree, Boldin, and Floyd twice a year plus this year have Jackson and Bryant on the schedule they need secondary help. Could go safety but CB is where they should go since Finnegan is gone. Somebody to pair up with Jenkins at the other CB so with the 13th pick the Rams take Justin Gilbert CB Ok St.

 

[Billy Bob]

 

[Jetstream Green]

1) Texans- DE Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina
2) Rams- WR Sammy Watkins, Clemson
3) Jags- QB Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M
4) Browns- LB Khalil Mack, Buffalo
5) Raiders- OT Greg Robinson, Auburn
6) Falcons- LB Anthony Barr, UCLA
7) Bucs- QB Derrek Carr, Fresno State
8) Vikes- QB Blake Bortles, Central Florida
9) Bills- OT Jake Matthews, Texas A&M
10) Lions- S HaHa Clinton Dix, Alabama
11) Titans- OT Taylor Lewan, Michigan
12) Giants- WR Mike Evans, Texas A&M
13) Rams- CB Justin Gilbert, Oklahoma St.
14) Bears
15) Steelers
16) Ravens
17) Cowboys
18) Jets
19) Dolphins
20) Cards
21) Pack
22) Eagles
23) Chiefs
24) Bengals
25) Bolts
26) Browns
27) Saints
28) Panthers
29) Pats
30) Niners
31) Broncs
32) Seahawks

 

[Southpaw]

Tig Toad? Bears

Tig Toad? Steelers

 

[Jetstream Green]

1) Texans- DE Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina
2) Rams- WR Sammy Watkins, Clemson
3) Jags- QB Johnny Manziel, Texas A&M
4) Browns- LB Khalil Mack, Buffalo
5) Raiders- OT Greg Robinson, Auburn
6) Falcons- LB Anthony Barr, UCLA
7) Bucs- QB Derrek Carr, Fresno State
8) Vikes- QB Blake Bortles, Central Florida
9) Bills- OT Jake Matthews, Texas A&M
10) Lions- S HaHa Clinton Dix, Alabama
11) Titans- OT Taylor Lewan, Michigan
12) Giants- WR Mike Evans, Texas A&M
13) Rams- CB Justin Gilbert, Oklahoma St.
14) Bears
15) Steelers
16) Ravens
17) Cowboys
18) Jets
19) Dolphins
20) Cards
21) Pack
22) Eagles
23) Chiefs
24) Bengals
25) Bolts
26) Browns
27) Saints
28) Panthers
29) Pats
30) Niners
31) Broncs
32) Seahawks

"Tiggy Tiggy Toad, Tiggy Tiggy Toad... Omaha, TigToad"... that is the utter nonsense Bridgewater is mumbling right now on his cell phone with Peyton Manning who was asked to call and cheer him up, poor kid thinks he is auditioning a special audible for being the heir apparent in Denver at pick 31

Da Bears and Da Toad is on the clock

 

[Jetstream Green]

Pass the popcorn Billy Bob... we have beer lol

 

[Billy Bob]

Pass the popcorn Billy Bob... ... we have beer lol

 

[Jetstream Green]

Waiting on TigToad is getting popcorn all over our desks and butter drip stains all over our cute mini helmets.. and they are running out of paper towels to clean this up and having to actually pay a bunch of the token people who sit at the desks which never seem to do nothing and you ask yourself, "how much do they make?". The one good thing is that since the popcorn has come out, Michael Irvin who is on the set has his mouth full it and unable to say a dang thing and will really weaken his ability to spat all over people when the Cowboys are on the clock lol

 

[Billy Bob]

Waiting on TigToad is getting popcorn all over our desks and butter drip stains all over our cute mini helmets.. and they are running out of paper towels to clean this up and having to actually pay a bunch of the token people who sit at the desks which never seem to do nothing and you ask yourself, "how much do they make?". The one good thing is that since the popcorn has come out, Michael Irvin who is on the set has his mouth full it and unable to say a dang thing and will really weaken his ability to spat all over people when the Cowboys are on the clock lol

It's Easter, gonna be a long weekend

 

[Southpaw]