Know Thine Enemy: Dallas Cowboys

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In a season and year where things have just been to darn stressful and frustrating, not only in the world of football, but life itself, I discovered an oasis. Childish ? Yes. Embarrassing ? hmm...yes. But, a very well written, well done show: Penguins of Madagascar.

I bring this up because, the engineer, on that show, known as Kowalski, is the brains of the operation. He is always asked to provide "options" for the rest of the team.

One episode when the Penguins were in a nasty situation, with no hope, when Kowalski was asked for options, his only response was:

"Close your eyes so you don't see it coming."

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It has been a busy year, and this will be my only installment of "Know thine Enemy".

I chose this game because for one I have the time, and two this is the Dallas Cowboys.

Dallas Cowboys: 5-9

Depht Chart:http://www.nfl.com/teams/dallascowboys/depthchart?team=DAL

Team Stats:http://www.nfl.com/teams/dallascowboys/statistics?team=DAL

Injuries: http://www.nfl.com/teams/dallascowboys/injuries?team=DAL


Breakown:

Wow. Breakdowns are hard to write when your team, the Cardinals, are so poor. What it comes down to, I guess, is whether our team gives a damn. The Cowboys have won 4 out of their last 6 games, but they are not that good of a football team. The Cowboys have trouble running the ball, and their defense is 31st in the league for points against.

Hope ? You want hope? Ok, I will give it to you. As stated, the Cowboys have had problems running the ball, if that continues against the Cardinals we are in decent shape. Next is we have had a habit of ruining Jon Kitna when he is hot.

What this means is that if the Cardinals actually knew, as a collective team, what a huge game this is for a lot of fans, and they came out ready to play then we could win this game. IF Tim Hightower, and IF Chris Wells could give the Cardinals a solid, and complete performance, IF our recieving core could catch easy passes, IF our defense can generate a pass rush, IF our athletically talented secondary could care about what is going on, we could not only win but roll over this team.


Cowboys:

This is easy. Too easy. Heck, if I am the Cowboys offensive coordinator I call in my game plan, and get ready for Xmas. Jason Witten, Jason Witten, and some more Jason Witten. Odds are that Adrian Wilson, or Paris Lenon will cover Witten, so that means Witten will have about 5 touchdowns, and 250 yards..........I wish I was overdramatizing. The Cowboys cannot run the ball, but the Cardinals cannot defend the run, so that is a toss up. But, in reality all the Cowboys have to do, is get a 2-score lead because......

While the Cowboys secondary is banged up, there LB'ing core is getting healthy. I expect the Cowboys to put 8 in the box, and dare the Cardinals to throw the ball. Why not ? When the QB does get the ball on target it is dropped. Once the Cowboys get up by 2-scores, they will release the dogs, and DeMarcus Ware will destroy our OT's. Game over.


Cardinals:

I haven't broken down a game all year. The Cardinals should have the easiest plan you could have. Fundementals. Whiz is the second coming of Pendergast but on offense. At some point Whiz has to realize, or continue to look pretty stupid, he has to scale back the offense, no more silly screens, reverses, etc., etc. that are KILLING drives. Run Wells straight up the gut, use Hightower as a 3rd down, change of pace back. Get Fitzgerald the ball, and if Fitzgerald is taken away, then go to Breaston. The achilles, is that our offensive line has to show up and give a damn. No Faneca playing the "I'm a vet and don't need this crap.", No Lutui taking plays off, Nothing you can do about Sendlein, Levi Brown has to play to the whistle, and Jeremy Bridges has to play beyond his abilities.

On defense, it is all about leadership. Key players need to step up, and vets need to keep the rookies under control. And of course, per the theme of this post, they have to give a damn, and make a tackle.

The Cardinals can win against a bad team, if they just play better fundemental football than the Cowboys.


Final Thoughts:

Back when I was young, and a front runner. Rooted for Giants/Bills/Chargers, and finally said I wanted one NFL team. The Cardinals were it because of their pure, and well balanced hate for the Cowboys. There were other reasons as well, but that was the start of it.

I understand that these days this rivalry has waned. That some (and not that there is anything wrong with this in the least) don't even know what the big deal is with the Cowboys. But, not me. Not me in the least. This game is huge. This game is the season, IMO. 2008 was magical, and IF we won the SB, then winning the SB would have been the highlight, but in 2008 my highlight was not the playoffs, or SB, it was beating the Cowboys at home, and how we beat them.

So here we are 4-10. One win, and this season's misery goes away, or at least is reduced by about 90% if we were to win on Xmas. Screw the Cowboys (please use your mind to "strengthen" that statement). I hate them, I hate what they stand for, how they play the game, I hate their owner, I hate their fanbase, I hate the unwarranted attention, and praise they get, I hate the Irvin, and Aikman biased reporting. I just cannot stand them.

Unfortunately, this feeling will be, at least I confidently assume this, lost on our current club. With a chance of some kind of redemption for the season, with the next two games being against emotional rivals where records should be thrown out the window. I feel our current squad will go through the motions, eventhough they will have a long time off after these two weeks. One can hope that the team realizes that these games should be played for the fans. These wins go a long way for having the slightest bit of possitivity going into the offseason. Allowing fans to say "At least we beat the Cowboys, and at least we ruined the Niners season."

But going back to the beginning of this post, my options to my fellow fans is:

"Close your eyes so you don't see it coming."

To lose to the Cowboys, at home, while they are a bad team as well, on Xmas, is going to be too much to digest on a holiday. Maybe I will DVR it, and watch it late at night. But, that will risk Santa hearing me "scattering the doves" and passing over my house. :D

I guess our only hope is a Xmas miracle, and maybe some way this team realizes what this game means to all those fans that will be there, and win.
 
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Every year there's fewer people who truly understand the depths of pure fan hatred that the Cowboys engender.

We could of lost every game in a year and beat the Cowboy's once, by a point, on a fluke and it would save the season.

I dunno, this team could decide to try, you just never know.

Great thread, awesome writeup.
 

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I'll never forget the grief we got in Sun Devil stadium from Cowgirl fans. Lose after lose we left that place as low as low could be. Then I think 1998 we beat them and the goal posts went down the streets of Tempe. This game is our super bowl! Anything less than 110% will bother me all off season.

So I'm calling for the vets on this team to show up as in many games this year you haven't. I'm calling for our leaders of the future like Washington O'brien, Skelton to play better than you have and show us why we should have faith in you.

Take away the run. Most games you can't!!! But Saturday night live you can prove to everyone that when you play at the top of your game you can be special. Tackle somebody. Tackle the guy with the ball. That has a funny shape and can take friendly bounces if you can just be aggressive for 60 minutes.

Give Skelton a couple of recievers that have two hands and can catch the pig skin. I mean when it hits you in the hands this Saturday night live hold on to it, after all that's what you get paid for. ( Not for Larry we all know he will catch it when thrown too)!

Coach get your staff not to let up for 60 minutes. Not call time outs and have none left for halfs end. Get those huge guys to give Skelton some air to breath. Coach play basic football well. Remember no 7 yard on side kicks from a guy with Hamy problems. Coach give the running backs position on this team a chance to carry the ball 35-40 tiomes I love the Hyphen, but, Wells has to prove to all of us he belongs. Tim should never carry the ball on critical downs. He should carry the ball all day long on the sidelines. Give Roberts a few more snaps. Let the defense play to win and get out the players who just don't or can't cut it. Porter and Robinson would be my choice for first to sit and watch.

Special team guys aside from a few, you have not been so special. Other teams are starting at the 40-50 yard line. A tackle is one of those things you learn in Pop Warner football. No missed tackles this Saturday night live! Most of you would like to play football I assume. You most likely can see that dream fade real fast, if you can't tackle a guy using all you have learned on special teams.

And too all : It's Xmas day. Pride and the need for showing us who pay hundreds of dollars paying your salaries a game to remember in this the lost season
of 2010....

GBR
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There would be no better gift than to see 20k Cowboy's fans have their Christmas ruined.
 

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I'll never forget the grief we got in Sun Devil stadium from Cowgirl fans. Lose after lose we left that place as low as low could be. Then I think 1998 we beat them and the goal posts went down the streets of Tempe. This game is our super bowl! Anything less than 110% will bother me all off season.

So I'm calling for the vets on this team to show up as in many games this year you haven't. I'm calling for our leaders of the future like Washington O'brien, Skelton to play better than you have and show us why we should have faith in you.

Take away the run. Most games you can't!!! But Saturday night live you can prove to everyone that when you play at the top of your game you can be special. Tackle somebody. Tackle the guy with the ball. That has a funny shape and can take friendly bounces if you can just be aggressive for 60 minutes.

Give Skelton a couple of recievers that have two hands and can catch the pig skin. I mean when it hits you in the hands this Saturday night live hold on to it, after all that's what you get paid for. ( Not for Larry we all know he will catch it when thrown too)!

Coach get your staff not to let up for 60 minutes. Not call time outs and have none left for halfs end. Get those huge guys to give Skelton some air to breath. Coach play basic football well. Remember no 7 yard on side kicks from a guy with Hamy problems. Coach give the running backs position on this team a chance to carry the ball 35-40 tiomes I love the Hyphen, but, Wells has to prove to all of us he belongs. Tim should never carry the ball on critical downs. He should carry the ball all day long on the sidelines. Give Roberts a few more snaps. Let the defense play to win and get out the players who just don't or can't cut it. Porter and Robinson would be my choice for first to sit and watch.

Special team guys aside from a few, you have not been so special. Other teams are starting at the 40-50 yard line. A tackle is one of those things you learn in Pop Warner football. No missed tackles this Saturday night live! Most of you would like to play football I assume. You most likely can see that dream fade real fast, if you can't tackle a guy using all you have learned on special teams.

And too all : It's Xmas day. Pride and the need for showing us who pay hundreds of dollars paying your salaries a game to remember in this the lost season
of 2010....

GBR
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So here we are 4-10. One win, and this season's misery goes away, or at least is reduced by about 90% if we were to win on Xmas. Screw the Cowboys (please use your mind to "strengthen" that statement). I hate them, I hate what they stand for, how they play the game, I hate their owner, I hate their fanbase, I hate the unwarranted attention, and praise they get, I hate the Irvin, and Aikman biased reporting. I just cannot stand them.

This sums it up perfectly. I friggin' HATE them. I hate everything about them. If I can't have a Cardinal win, the next best thing is a cowpuke loss.

Amen Rugby.
 

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