Lamest love songs you listen to ...

[Jersey Girl]

I am embarrassed to say I have a few, lol!

My current favorite:
Billy Joel, And So It Goes

In every heart there is a room
A sanctuary safe and strong
To heal the wounds from lovers past
Until a new one comes along

I spoke to you in cautious tones
You answered me with no pretense
And still I feel I said too much
My silence is my self defense

And every time Ive held a rose
It seems I only felt the thorns
And so it goes, and so it goes
And so will you soon I suppose

But if my silence made you leave
Then that would be my worst mistake
So I will share this room with you
And you can have this heart to break

And this is why my eyes are closed
Its just as well for all Ive seen
And so it goes, and so it goes
And youre the only one who knows

So I would choose to be with you
Thats if the choice were mine to make
But you can make decisions too
And you can have this heart to break

And so it goes, and so it goes
And youre the only one who knows

 

[Linderbee]

I don't think that song is lame at all...it's one of my favorites by him...

Here's my lame love song:

Evergreen (Barbra Streisand)
Love, soft as an easy chair,
love, fresh as the morning air.
One love that is shared by two,
I have found with you.
Like a rose under the April snow
I was always certain love would grow.
Love, ageless and evergreen
seldom seen by two.
You and I will make each night a first
every day a beginning.
Spirits rise and their dance is unrehearsed
they warm and excite us
cause we have the brightest love,
two lights that shine as one.
Morning glory and the midnight sun.
Time, we've learned to sail above,
time can't change the meaning of
one love ageless and ever, evergreen.

 

[abomb]

Song: BUMP N' GRIND LYRICS
R. Kelly

My minds telling me no but my body my body's telling me yeah baby i dont want
to hurt nobody but there is something that i must confess to you

(Chorus)
I dont see nothing wrong (Wrong) With a little bump and grind with a little
bump and grind I dont see nothing wrong (wrong ba ba baby Hey)I dont see
nothing wrong (wrong) I dont see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
with a little bump and grind i dont see nothing wrong (wrong)

(lookie here) See i know just what you want and i know just what you need girl
so baby bring your body to me(bring your body here) im not fooling around with
you baby my love is true with you with you is where i want to be i want to be
girl you need someone someone like me to satisfy your every need.

(Chorus)
I dont see nothing wrong (Wrong)i dont see nothing wrong With a little bump and
grind with a little bump and grind I dont see nothing wrong (wrong baby baby)I
dont see i dont see nothing wrong (wrong) I dont see with a little bump and
grind nothing wrong with a little i dont see nothing wrong bump and grind baby
hey

You say he's not treating you right lady spend the night (i'll) i'll love you
like you need to be loved girl want you try some of me no need to look no more
because i opened up my doors you'll never you'll never want (baby) another
love you'll never find another me You see i need someone someone like me to
make love to you baby constantly.

(Chorus)
I dont see nothing wrong (Wrong) With a little bump and grind with a little
bump and grind I dont see nothing wrong (wrong)I dont see nothing wrong (wrong)
Nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
with a little bump and grind i dont see nothing wrong (wrong) baby baby alright
i dont see nothing wrong (wrong) i dont see nothing wrong
with a little bump and grind i dont see nothing wrong i dont see
i dont see nothing wrong i dont see nothing wrong(wrong) with a little bump and
grind i dont see noting wrong (wrong) nothing wrong nothing wrong nothing wrong
i dont see nothing wrong baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby with a little
bump and grind

 

[Gee!]

Here'a a lil diddy me and KoC like to jam in the truck on the way to Cards games..

Peter Cetera
GLORY OF LOVE LYRICS


Tonight it's very clear
As we're both lying here
There's so many things I want to say
I will always love you
I would never leave you alone

Sometimes I just forget
Say things I might regret
It breaks my heart to see you crying
I don't wanna lose you
I could never make it alone

I am a man who will fight for your honor
I'll be the hero you're dreaming of
We'll live forever
Knowing together that we
Did it all for the glory of love

You'll keep me standing tall
You'll help me through it all
I'm always strong when you're beside me
I have always needed you
I could never make it alone

I am a man who will fight for your honor
I'll be the hero you've been dreaming of
We'll live forever
Knowing together that we
Did it all for the glory of love

Just like a knight in shining armor
From a long time ago
Just in time I will save the day
Take you to my castle far away

I am a man who will fight for your honor
I'll be the hero you're dreaming of
We're gonna live forever
Knowing together that we
Did it all for the glory of love

We'll live forever
Knowing together that we
Did it all for the glory of love

We did it all for love
We did it all for love
We did it all for love
We did it all for love

j/k ..

 

[jenna2891]

this isn't a love song, but it is cheesy and i do still like it.

Baz Luhrmann - Everybody Is Free (To Wear Sunscreen)

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ?9...

Wear Sunscreen

If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience. I will dispense this advice now.

Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh never mind; you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you cant grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked. You're not as fat as you imagine.

Don't worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.

Do one thing everyday that scares you.

Sing.

Don't be reckless with other peoples hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.

Floss

Don't waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind the race is long, and in the end, its only with yourself.

Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.

Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.

Stretch

Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds know still don't.

Get plenty of calcium.

Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.

Maybe you'll marry, maybe you won't, maybe you'll have children, maybe you wont, maybe you'll divorce at 40, maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. What ever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.

Enjoy your body, use it every way you can don't be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it's the greatest instrument you'll ever own.

Dance even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.

Read the directions, even if you don't follow them.

Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Get to know your parents, you never know when they'll be gone for good.

Be nice to your siblings; they are the best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.

Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on.

Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.

Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.

Travel.

Accept certain inalienable truths. Prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.

Respect your elders.

Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.

Don't mess too much with your hair, or by the time its 40, it will look 85.

Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than its worth.

But trust me on the sunscreen...

 

[Mulli]

pizza is not a love song, but I still like it.

 

[D-Dogg]

Sex is not a love song, but I still like it.

 

[former user 1]

this isn't a love song, but it is cheesy and i do still like it.

Jenna I like that song too!! I like the message cause it's true.

Here's one of my favorites.

New Kids on The Block - Please Don't Go Girl

We've been together for a long time, baby
Do you have to leave?
Please don't go girl
I just can't live without you
Please don't go girl
So listen to me... (Don't go, girl)

Please don't go girl
You would ruin my whole world
Tell me you'll stay
Never ever go away
I love you (I love you)
I guess I always will
Girl, you're my best friend
Girl, you're my love within
I just want you to know
That I will always love you
Ooh, baby

Tell me you'll stay
Never ever go away
I need you (I need you)
I guess I always will
Girl, you're my best friend
Girl, you're my love within
I just want you to know
That I will always love you
Ooh, baby

(Please don't go girl)
I'm gonna always love you girl
I'm gonna love you girl until the end of time
Tell me girl
You're gonna always be mine

Please don't go girl
You would ruin my whole world
Tell me you'll stay
Never ever go away
I love you (I love you)
I guess I always will
Girl, you're my best friend
Girl, you're my love within
I just want you to know
That I will always love you
Ooh, baby

(Please don't go girl)
(Please don't go girl)
Please don't go girl
(Please don't go girl)
Please don't go, baby
(Please don't go girl)
Please don't go girl
(Please don't go girl)
Please don't go darlin'
(Please don't go girl)
Please don't go, baby, no

 

[schutd]

Cheesy love song? Somebody by Depeche Mode. I grabbed a lot of new wave girl butt in highschool to that jam.

 

[schutd]

How bout Oh Sherrie by Steve Perry, now THATS cheese.

 

[Zeno]

Tired of Being Alone
by Al Green

My wife tells me its cheesy anyway...I love it though.

 

[Broncogirl1]

There is nothing more lame than the line from this song:

"She's like the wind through my tree."

Thanks, Patrick Swayze for proving once and for all you truly are the lamest actor of the 80's.

 

[Jersey Girl]

Cheesy love song? Somebody by Depeche Mode. I grabbed a lot of new wave girl butt in highschool to that jam.

Dude, that song rocks.

How bout Oh Sherrie by Steve Perry, now THATS cheese.

Oh yeah, that song is totally lame. My dad wanted to name me Sherry. Thank God my mother vetoed that decision!

There is nothing more lame than the line from this song:

"She's like the wind through my tree."

Thanks, Patrick Swayze for proving once and for all you truly are the lamest actor of the 80's.

Oh yes, that song is TOTALLY lame, lol!

 

[Jersey Girl]

Hey Broncogirl, don't be surprised if I kick your arse the next time I see you cause now I have that stupid freaking song in my head, lol! Thanks a lot, lol!

 

[Broncogirl1]

Hey Broncogirl, don't be surprised if I kick your arse the next time I see you cause now I have that stupid freaking song in my head, lol! Thanks a lot, lol!

It really is the gold standard for lame love songs. No doubt. Here's another one:

"When you find the tenderoni that is right for you, make it official. Give her your love." Remember that one?

1st Place: Wind through my tree
2nd Place: Tenderoni
3rd???????

 

[KingofCards]

I am embarrassed to say I have a few, lol!

My current favorite:
Billy Joel, And So It Goes

In every heart there is a room
A sanctuary safe and strong
To heal the wounds from lovers past
Until a new one comes along

I spoke to you in cautious tones
You answered me with no pretense
And still I feel I said too much
My silence is my self defense

And every time Ive held a rose
It seems I only felt the thorns
And so it goes, and so it goes
And so will you soon I suppose

But if my silence made you leave
Then that would be my worst mistake
So I will share this room with you
And you can have this heart to break

And this is why my eyes are closed
Its just as well for all Ive seen
And so it goes, and so it goes
And youre the only one who knows

So I would choose to be with you
Thats if the choice were mine to make
But you can make decisions too
And you can have this heart to break

And so it goes, and so it goes
And youre the only one who knows

I know that song. This chick I dated in college loved that song.

 

[Jersey Girl]

I know that song. This chick I dated in college loved that song.

I thought we weren't gonna talk about that semester, you bastard!

 

[KingofCards]

**********!

 

[Jersey Girl]

**********!

Wrong number, dude.

 

[phillycard]

Anything by Boys II Men. I love those dudes, but damn their music makes me feel very *****.

 

[Linderbee]

Sad Eyes - Robert John

Here's one I've always loved...showin' my age w/this one:

Looks like it's over, you knew I couldn't stay
She's comin' home today
We had a good thing, I'll miss your sweet love
Why must you look at me that way
It's over

Sad eyes, turn the other way
I don't wanna see you cry
Sad eyes, you knew there'd come a day
When we would have to say 'goodbye'

Try to remember the magic that we shared
In time your broken heart will mend
I never used you, you knew I really cared
I hate to see it have to end
But it's over

Sad eyes, turn the other way
I don't wanna see you cry
Sad eyes, you knew there'd come a day
When we would have to say 'goodbye'

Sad eyes, you knew there'd come a day
When we would have to say 'goodbye'
Sad eyes, turn the other way (turn the other way)
I don't wanna see you cry (cry, cry, cry)
Sad eyes, you knew there'd come a day (he-e-e-ey)
When we would have to say 'goodbye'
Sad eyes

 

[Jersey Girl]

OMG, I totally remember that song, Linderbee! We had the 45, lol!

 

[Linderbee]

OMG, I totally remember that song, Linderbee! We had the 45, lol!

I downloaded it last night....we're soooo old.

 

[Jersey Girl]

Anything by Boys II Men. I love those dudes, but damn their music makes me feel very *****.

That End of the Road song is pretty kick ass. I loved Boys II Men's debut album.

I downloaded it last night....we're soooo old.

Speak for yourself, sista!