List things more enjoyable than a Cardinals home game.

[BritCard]

Standing on lego

Listening to drum and base

Watching the Lost finale

Any Kamala Harris speech

The space jam remake

Mark Sanchez on color commentary

Watching your TV with your parents as a teenager when there is an unexpected sex scene

Watching that scene in Looper where bits of the dudes body disappear as his past self is tortured

 

[Arz101]

Watching Road House on TV without alcohol

 

[speedy]

Fishing
Listening to Johnny cash
Building a bonfire
Walking 7-11 miles on a quail hunt with no ROI
Watching dumb and dumber again
Changing the oil in my truck
Turning on another game
Patching drywall holes
Watching audit the audit on youtube
Cleaning the filter on my washing machine
Taking a good dump

 

[PDXChris]

Honestly, not much. I stopped being so emotionally invested a few years ago and watch football for the love of the game. It's made Mondays much more enjoyable!

 

[Cheesebeef]

Masturbating with a cheese-grater.

 

[oaken1]

Masturbating with a cheese-grater.

"Cheese"grater


Lol


Kinda says it all

 

[cardpa]

A double root canal.

 

[Metcalf Rules]

Paper cut to the eyeball.

 

[TRW]

Cataract surgery.

Just had that done

 

[RON_IN_OC]

Kenny G concert

 

[jf-08]

Fishing
Listening to Johnny cash
Building a bonfire
Walking 7-11 miles on a quail hunt with no ROI
Watching dumb and dumber again
Changing the oil in my truck
Turning on another game
Patching drywall holes
Watching audit the audit on youtube
Cleaning the filter on my washing machine
Taking a good dump

Most of those things are awesome.....I'm confused.

 

[jf-08]

Getting caught in a Russian airport with hashish.

 

[SpokaneCardfan]

Kicking your pinky toe on the bedframe

I literally just did this and fractured my big toe. I can confirm that this is true.

 

[BullheadCardFan]

Getting caught in a Russian airport with hashish.

We call that the "Griner"

 

[speedy]

Most of those things are awesome.....I'm confused.

Things I often prefer to do than watch the cardinals.

 

[jf-08]

Things I often prefer to do than watch the cardinals.

Most of the stuff was sarcastic from others that's why I was flummoxed. Lol

 

[oaken1]

Well there was this event in 1981 involving my little sisters best friend...

On the upward slope of a sand bar...

A bit too much vigor resulted in a slip out...

Followed by a plunging into the sand....


That is at least a fonder memory than any recent cards games.


And a certain teenage boy was pissing grains of sand for three days after that....