More from my EX-girlfriend...
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Lex
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INFIDEL!
Ex-girlfriend is a good thing for her to be.
Ex-girlfriend is a good thing for her to be.
MaoTosiFanClub
The problem
If it's an embarrasment to be a Cardinals player, what does that say about us fans?
RugbyMuffin
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Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --
fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically
quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out
to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He plays for the Arizona Cardinals, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
HA
True, and funny
Good post!
what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --
fireman, policeman, salesman, etc... David was being uncharacteristically
quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all his clothes
in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out
to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He plays for the Arizona Cardinals, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
HA
True, and funny
Good post!
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not much. That joke is pretty funny though.
LOL, thats funny
arthurracoon
The Cardinal Smiles
hilarious!
Shawn
Shawn
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Herfin BIg Time
I have seen that e-mail before but here it says his dad is a player for the Bears.
tommcnabb
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Little Johnny
The first grade teacher asked all the class to stand up and tell the
others what their father does for a living.All the typical responses
were being given; fireman, policeman, salesman, truck driver etc.
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and finally the teacher
had to ask him about his father. Johnny replied" my father is an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret. He dances and takes off all his
clothes in front of the male audience. Sometimes he gets an offer too good
to pass up and goes into the alley and has sex with another man for
money.
The teacher is shaken and sends the other children off to work on
their coloring books and takes Johnny aside.
Is that really what your father does for a living she asked. "No"
Said Johnny, " He plays football for the Arizona Cardinals, but I was too
embarrassed to say so.
I like the Cardinals but this was funny anyways...
The first grade teacher asked all the class to stand up and tell the
others what their father does for a living.All the typical responses
were being given; fireman, policeman, salesman, truck driver etc.
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and finally the teacher
had to ask him about his father. Johnny replied" my father is an
exotic dancer in a gay cabaret. He dances and takes off all his
clothes in front of the male audience. Sometimes he gets an offer too good
to pass up and goes into the alley and has sex with another man for
money.
The teacher is shaken and sends the other children off to work on
their coloring books and takes Johnny aside.
Is that really what your father does for a living she asked. "No"
Said Johnny, " He plays football for the Arizona Cardinals, but I was too
embarrassed to say so.
I like the Cardinals but this was funny anyways...
Krangodnzr
Captain of Team Conner
This was posted on the board like a week ago.
Still funny though.
Still funny though.
......................................NOT!
Only us...
I recieved this as an email, thought I'd share
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up--fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He plays for the Cardinals, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
I recieved this as an email, thought I'd share
Little David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers
came up--fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said David, "He plays for the Cardinals, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."
Hawkfandyno
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Seen that same Joke on the Texans board. Except they had the Cowboys in there instead of the cards. so, its not "only you"
