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Amusing parody article from Sportspickle.com.
Steve Nash’s success at least partially attributable to body odor
No doubt hard work has gone a long way towards getting Steve Nash to where he is today – a legitimate MVP candidate piloting an NBA title contender – but many think body odor has just as much to do with his success as anything else.
“Dude stinks like nothing else,” said teammate Quentin Richardson. “I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen him shower and his hair is always sweated and matted on his head. Players on other teams have told me they can’t bear getting close enough to him to guard him well. That leads to a lot of openings.”
Suns center Jake Voskuhl agrees.
“Steve definitely has that whole Euro trash look and smell going for him,” said Voskuhl. “I think he’s the only person I ever met on whom I’ve seen visible stink lines. It’s amazing.”
Nash says his b.o. is partially by design.
“I’m a dirty, stinky person, no doubt,” he said. “I haven’t washed my air since 1998. But by maintaining my smell I can get opposing players to step off of me just an inch or two more than they would from someone who bathes, and that’s enough to make some things happen in this league.”
Steve Nash’s success at least partially attributable to body odor
No doubt hard work has gone a long way towards getting Steve Nash to where he is today – a legitimate MVP candidate piloting an NBA title contender – but many think body odor has just as much to do with his success as anything else.
“Dude stinks like nothing else,” said teammate Quentin Richardson. “I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen him shower and his hair is always sweated and matted on his head. Players on other teams have told me they can’t bear getting close enough to him to guard him well. That leads to a lot of openings.”
Suns center Jake Voskuhl agrees.
“Steve definitely has that whole Euro trash look and smell going for him,” said Voskuhl. “I think he’s the only person I ever met on whom I’ve seen visible stink lines. It’s amazing.”
Nash says his b.o. is partially by design.
“I’m a dirty, stinky person, no doubt,” he said. “I haven’t washed my air since 1998. But by maintaining my smell I can get opposing players to step off of me just an inch or two more than they would from someone who bathes, and that’s enough to make some things happen in this league.”
