Official Great Commercials thread

[Chaplin]

No, they're not funny at all.

Glad you have some great reasons.

 

[Yuma]

I saw a regional commercial one night for a radio duo. It had Dennis Rodman in it and the two radio guys.

Two radio guys are standing at unrinals doing their business when Rodman goes to the urinal bewteen the radio guys' urinals. One radio guy glances over and starts staring at Rodman's crotch area. Rodman catches the guy looking and a rough fascimile of the following commercial takes place.

Rodman: "Can I help you?"
Radio 1 guy: "I couldn't help but notice, but that thing's HUGE! Hey (other radio guy) look at that!"
Radio 2 guy looking now: "My god it is HUGE!"
Radio 1 guy: "I bet it's a hit with the ladies!"
Rodman, in an aw shucks voice: "Well, the ladies do like it."
Radio 1 guy: "Can I touch it?"
Rodman: "I guess so, just don't tell anyone or they'll wanna touch it , too."
Radio 2 guy: "I wanna touch it, too!"
Rodman, holding up his hand showing off his NBA world championship ring, "Well, OK."

I think there's a couple guys that come in and leave immediatly when they hear the conversation. It was freakin' hillarious, but I never saw it on any national comedy shows. It was during local commercials on the NBA League Pass quite a few years back. I wish I could find it posted on the web.

 

[NEZCardsfan]

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Ted [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Ferguson - Bud Light Daredevil[/SIZE]

These are the best things ever. I don't know what it is, but the helmet just throws the whole thing over the top.

 

[Beaver]

I bet Nextel is glad they spent all that money on their commercial.

I love that spot.

Doh! Verizon, Nextel, Sprint....all the same to me.

 

[Mike Olbinski]

No, that's not awesome. She brought nothing to the commercial that couldn't have been brought by thousands of other women.

What is your problem?

 

[Mike Olbinski]

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Ted [/SIZE][SIZE=-1]Ferguson - Bud Light Daredevil[/SIZE]

Listen to a Josh Tesh CD....in its entirety!

ROTFL!!!

 

[jenna2891]

The last couple years have had the Mastercard commercials with Peyton Manning being a fan of normal people. They're kinda old now, but they're still funny.

i love those, too.

 

[jenna2891]

No, that's not awesome. She brought nothing to the commercial that couldn't have been brought by thousands of other women.

i think the idea is not that she is so great for the role or anything, but that one commercial can do so much for one person.

 

[MigratingOsprey]

I also like the one where the guy is shaking the cow

also the southwest ding commercial where guys go catapulting over the cubicles

 

[NEZCardsfan]

I saw a pretty cool one last night. Some guy comes out and he has replaced his hands with mixers. He says, "Now we can have fruit smoothies whenever we want."

His buddy looks at him blankly and states, "Or we can just eat New Fruit Smoothie Skittles."

Guy A looks down at his mixer hands in disgust.

 

[phillycard]

Chandler, I hate that commercial. Sorry.

 

[Stout]

i think the idea is not that she is so great for the role or anything, but that one commercial can do so much for one person.

Um, exactly.

 

[Yuma]

The new Cherry Coke commercial because of Barry White's vocals!

 

[devilalum]

Listen to a Josh Tesh CD....in its entirety!

ROTFL!!!

Isn't it John Tesh?

 

[Brian in Mesa]

The new Cherry Coke commercial because of Barry White's vocals!

I thought Isaac Hayes did the vocals?

 

[devilalum]

Exploding Cheese Nips!

Saw it on early Sportscenter today.

I was running on the treadmill and almost fell off laughing so hard.

 

[Yuma]

I thought Isaac Hayes did the vocals?

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[HeavyB3]

NFL Network commercial

"Look I love the Bears, but they aren't winning 3 games this year"

"Chad Johnson? Who's that"

"With Randy Moss out of the picture, it's clear sailing for the Minn. Vikings"

"That Drew Rosenhouse (sp) really knows how to manage his athletes, that guys money.. wish he was my agent... here i wrote this (playing guitar)"

"First thing i'd do, is fire mike holgrom"

"mmmhmmm"

 

[Yuma]

NFL Network commercial

"Look I love the Bears, but they aren't winning 3 games this year"

"Chad Johnson? Who's that"

"With Randy Moss out of the picture, it's clear sailing for the Minn. Vikings"

"That Drew Rosenhouse (sp) really knows how to manage his athletes, that guys money.. wish he was my agent... here i wrote this (playing guitar)"

"First thing i'd do, is fire mike holgrom"

"mmmhmmm"

I like the one from last season where the one guy on the couch is watching the draft and his buddy in the other room asks, "So who did the Steelers pick?" The guy on the couch replies, "Some guy named Roth-Less-booger." Sarcastically he adds, "Nice pick, Cow-Wah."

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Yeah, baby.....

Honestly I thought it was Barry at first - but since he's dead I thought maybe Isaac did the vocals.

Guess Barry made a recording or two.

BTW: Isaac isn't doing too well (healthwise) these days.

 

[Ryanwb]

I thought Isaac Hayes did the vocals?

Also, Barry White is dead

 

[UncleChris]

Sadly, the very best commercials are from other countries....typically doing humor that would draw fines, or outrage from religious groups or PETA if shown in this country. I've got more than a few of them....

Probably my favorite is a French commercial showing two young people getting married, going to a huge mansion and engaging in undressing with light petting (to the tune of "Unchained Melody"). She gets up and goes to the bathroom... he peeks in at her and she is standing up to urinate. The camera flashes back to him grimacing with a sick look on his face. The saying across the screen translates roughly to "try it before you buy it."

The commercial is for a cell phone or cellular service. It's a hoot!!

 

[Stout]

All of the commercials HERE are the best...Hooray Beer!

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