Officially Eliminated!

[SECTION 11]

That's just terrific. Made it to December at least.
What a crap season. Nice effort fellas. A job well done.

 

[Cheesebeef]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
That's just terrific. Made it to December at least.
What a crap season. Nice effort fellas. A job well done.

you owe me 5 dollars too.

 

[SECTION 11]

Re: Re: Officially Eliminated!

Originally posted by cheesebeef
you owe me 5 dollars too.

Wait a minute.... we have four games left, bucko!

 

[Stout]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
That's just terrific. Made it to December at least.
What a crap season. Nice effort fellas. A job well done.

Didn't make it to December. We lost on Sunday the 30th of November. Oh well.

 

[Cheesebeef]

Re: Re: Re: Officially Eliminated!

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Wait a minute.... we have four games left, bucko!

oh yeah - does it matter? what was the bet anyway - was it we would finish better than 5-11?

 

[Pariah]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
That's just terrific. Made it to December at least.
What a crap season. Nice effort fellas. A job well done.

We didn't even make it to December. We were officially elimiated on Nov. 30th.

THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?!

 

[Jttsaz]

Re: Re: Officially Eliminated!

Originally posted by Pariah
We didn't even make it to December. We were officially elimiated on Nov. 30th.

THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?!

Let's not lose the Eli Manning sweepstakes either.....

 

[Jttsaz]

Right now we pick 3rd behind San Diego and Atlanta...I'm sure Atlanta will get another win with Vick back...but San Diego?

 

[AzCards21]

Crap, I owe Ouchie some beers. Come on out and collect Ouchie. The Carolina game would work.

 

[Cheesebeef]

Originally posted by Jttsaz
Right now we pick 3rd behind San Diego and Atlanta...I'm sure Atlanta will get another win with Vick back...but San Diego?

San Diego's got Detriot and Oakland at home on their schedule. Atlanta could win two more games - if we just do as we should and lose out - we will have a good shot - can you imagine - the draft for once would be all about us - now that would be kind of exciting - new coach - number 1 pick - hopefully a fruitful free agency period - Joe Theisman might be able to fool us into thinking we were going to be a playoff team - just like in 1993 -signed Clakr, Cecil, Booty, Beurline and drafted Hearst - "LOOK OUT WORLD - HERE COMES THE CARDINALS!"- greatest quote of all time.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

In this town where people stay away unless the team is winning, what will the last two home crowds look like for the Cards/Panthers and Cards/Vikings?

I know the ASFN faithful will be there, but who else will be?

 

[Lex]

Eliminated? I'm shocked ... SHOCKED!

Not really.

Fellow Cardinal fans, (Section 11) have we been here before?

What do we do?

Screw up as many other teams as we possibly can over the next 4 weeks.

1) whiners. Lets pull Parsons off the bench in the first quarter after we hid the fact that he took all the snaps with the first team O all week, so the whiners couldn't game plan for him. Frisco fans won't mind losing to us...would they?

2) Carolina. Hmmm... they should be playing for home field throughout the playoffs. He he he.

3) Seachickens. Division leaders. We should be able to mess up something they want.

4) Viqueens. We could possibly knock them out of the playoffs, and wouldn't be special to "do it" to them in front of all thier fans in SDS? A nice capper to a woeful season, don't ya think?

Then take the kid from Acron. Less bust potential.

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Lex
Eliminated? I'm shocked ... SHOCKED!

Not really.

Fellow Cardinal fans, (Section 11) have we been here before?

What do we do?

Say the Cardinal Prayer;

Our Cardinals, Who art in Tempe,
Hallowed be thy name (apparently).
Thy draft #1, Thy season done,
In week 7, as it is in week 16.
Give us next year, a feeling of hope,
And forgive us for not drafting Leftwich,
As we forgive those who are still Plummer fans.
Lead us to the Playoffs, And deliver us from Turnovers.
For thine is the Interception, The Fumble, And the Penalty, for ever.
Amen


Then hope for Eli Manning and a head coach.

 

[AzCards21]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Say the Cardinal Prayer;

Our Cardinals, Who art in Tempe,
Hallowed be thy name (apparently).
Thy draft #1, Thy season done,
In week 7, as it is in week 16.
Give us next year, a feeling of hope,
And forgive us for not drafting Leftwich,
As we forgive those who are still Plummer fans.
Lead us to the Playoffs, And deliver us from Turnovers.
For thine is the Interception, The Fumble, And the Penalty, for ever.
Amen


Then hope for Eli Manning and a head coach.

I just spit soda all over my roserie beads.

 

[Ryanwb]

Eliminated????

(Runs and jumps out window)

 

[kerouac9]

Originally posted by Lex
Screw up as many other teams as we possibly can over the next 4 weeks.

1) whiners. Lets pull Parsons off the bench in the first quarter after we hid the fact that he took all the snaps with the first team O all week, so the whiners couldn't game plan for him. Frisco fans won't mind losing to us...would they?

2) Carolina. Hmmm... they should be playing for home field throughout the playoffs. He he he.

3) Seachickens. Division leaders. We should be able to mess up something they want.

4) Viqueens. We could possibly knock them out of the playoffs, and wouldn't be special to "do it" to them in front of all thier fans in SDS? A nice capper to a woeful season, don't ya think?

I agree with you, Lex, but I'm not sure if this team has the fortitude to play spoiler the rest of the season. I'd like to hear Mac come out and say that the goal of this team the rest of the way is to make sure that none of the teams they'll be playing make the playoffs.

This team has been a rudderless ship from the beginning. Did we start off the season trying to win a championship? I didn't hear anyone saying that (except Dex). Hell, the Bucs still think they're alive in the playoff picture, and they believe it. Mac just seems to want to win a couple games, but has no real conception of the "Big Picture" of the season.

I'd be happy with the rest of the season if I just saw a team with a goal besides becoming the most embarassing football team in the nation before New Year's Eve.

 

[Lex]

The most embarassing team in the nation, is the Oakland Raiders. Sounds like Callahan pissed off enough players that they will quit on the year, and THEY'LL take Manning.

 

[wierwolf]

"How do we get good palyers to a sucky team?" A good and new coach. A good coach will bring players... look at cinci...

 

[kerouac9]

Originally posted by Lex
The most embarassing team in the nation, is the Oakland Raiders. Sounds like Callahan pissed off enough players that they will quit on the year, and THEY'LL take Manning.

Maybe, but even when they were winning, they were embarassing. They're the Raiders.

At least they have injuries as a legitimate excuse, as well as being at least competitive. The Cards are just flat out playing bad, mostly because of poor coaching (in my opinion). Besides, if Oak-town picks up a couple junk wins, we'll be far and away the red-faced team.

 

[Lex]

Correct me if I'm wrong Kerouac, but the Cardinals were 5-11 last year, and the faiders were in the Super Bowl, no?

 

[kerouac9]

Originally posted by Lex
Correct me if I'm wrong Kerouac, but the Cardinals were 5-11 last year, and the faiders were in the Super Bowl, no?

Yeah. But what I'm saying is that they were an embarassment even while winning because of their freaky fans and uber-litigious (damn no umlauts) owner, irregardless of their level of play.

The fact that there were new storied about Darrell Russel's exploits coming out seemingly every day didn't help much, either.

 

[Redheart]

Early December...

and we are concentrating on the draft.

It is official, there is nothing to play for except draft position.

Oh, stuffing stats, evaluating back-up QBs, the great role of "spoiler", making our big, fat, offensive line sweat a little to earn some of their money...a few minor things.

But the biggest news we have to look forward to now is how high is our draft pick and who is the new head coach.

 

[Second Deck]

Don't forget we were undefeated in preseason whopee do

 

[jf-08]

Originally posted by Rowland Price
Don't forget we were undefeated in preseason whopee do

so we got that going for us at least. WE OWNED THE PRESEASON BABY!!!!!!!

 

[TigToad]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Say the Cardinal Prayer;

Our Cardinals, Who art in Tempe,
Hallowed be thy name (apparently).
Thy draft #1, Thy season done,
In week 7, as it is in week 16.
Give us next year, a feeling of hope,
And forgive us for not drafting Leftwich,
As we forgive those who are still Plummer fans.
Lead us to the Playoffs, And deliver us from Turnovers.
For thine is the Interception, The Fumble, And the Penalty, for ever.
Amen


Then hope for Eli Manning and a head coach.

This was the funniest thing I've read in a week!