OT -- Free SI Swimsuit issue ...

[Jersey Girl]

to the first guy who tells me how awesome I am.

I got two in the mail this year. (How lucky can a heterosexual gal get?) The first one's going to my brother. The other is up for grabs. Many more mostly naked chicks this year than last, so enjoy!

P.S. I'll happily pay shipping costs to get these hot chicks outta my house and into yours!

 

[Pariah]

You are SOOO awesome that SI sent you two swimsuit issues!

While I do think you're awesome, you can send the issue to the next guy that tells you how awesome you are. I have no desire to objectify women in a magazine....that's what the internet is for...

 

[100%CardsFan]

You are awesome and I love to treat women as objects!

 

[Jersey Girl]

Originally posted by 100%CardsFan
You are awesome and I love to treat women as objects!

Super! PM me your address and I'll ship it out. Of course, if Pariah really wants it then he gets first dibs. Pariah???

 

[Pariah]

Originally posted by Jersey Girl Cards Fan
Super! PM me your address and I'll ship it out. Of course, if Pariah really wants it then he gets first dibs. Pariah???

No, that's okay. Thanks, though. I'm currently on a "Boycott Rick Riley" kick.

 

[Jersey Girl]

Originally posted by Pariah
No, that's okay. Thanks, though. I'm currently on a "Boycott Rick Riley" kick.

Do tell! Why is that?

 

[Pariah]

Originally posted by Jersey Girl Cards Fan
Do tell! Why is that?

CU is in heaps of trouble for a number of things, including recruitment snafus such as hiring strippers for recruiting parties and the most serious allegation made by the female place kicker that she was inappropriately touched during practices and raped by a football player in an apartment.

Riley made a statement about how abhorent and insensitive Barnett's (the coach) comments were in a press conference and went on about how women need to be treated with the same respect and consideration as the men on the team. Yet, at the same time he's making these statements (which are correct, IMO, don't get me wrong), the swimsuit issue is on the stands where he's describing how lucky he is to be invited to the photo shoots because he gets to stand around and watch these swimsuits get painted on the models.

So, which is it Rick? Respect and consideration, or oogling?

In truth, I'm probably guilty of the dicotomy also, but I'm not a public figure or a jack ass (well, I'm not a public figure for sure). The guy lives here in Denver (or used to, at least), and I've had friends in the service industry run into him and they say he's a real piece of work.

My boycott will pass ina few days, I'm sure. But for now, "BOYCOTT SAL'S PIZZ--er, BOYCOTT RICK RILEY!!"

 

[40yearfan]

Your hair is as smooth and silky as a piece of brushed velvet with rich golden highlights and it cascades beautifully over finely chiseled facial features with a complexion as fair as an alabaster bust. Your radiant smile and flashing, sensous eyes rivets the viewers attention so, that they are reluctant to have their gaze drift from staring at your face to looking at the whole you, face and body. When they are finally able to tear their eyes from yours and lower them to the rest of your body, they gasp in amazement at the contours of your figure. Everything in perfect proportion. The body of a super model with the head of a goddess.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Jersey Girl - I'm surprised you aren't giving the issue to your very complimentary female neighbor.

 

[old card fan]

Originally posted by 40yearfan
Your hair is as smooth and silky as a piece of brushed velvet with rich golden highlights and it cascades beautifully over finely chiseled facial features with a complexion as fair as an alabaster bust. Your radiant smile and flashing, sensous eyes rivets the viewers attention so, that they are reluctant to have their gaze drift from staring at your face to looking at the whole you, face and body. When they are finally able to tear their eyes from yours and lower them to the rest of your body, they gasp in amazement at the contours of your figure. Everything in perfect proportion. The body of a super model with the head of a goddess.

You forgot to tell her, She's as pretty as a bluebird flying over a Monday wash. Always works here in Oklahoma. OCF

 

[danny l]

I hear that a candy bar and nylons are still amorous items in OK. Old Card Fan

 

[40yearfan]

Originally posted by old card fan
You forgot to tell her, She's as pretty as a bluebird flying over a Monday wash. Always works here in Oklahoma. OCF

It's amazing how times have changed isn't it? Romance is gone and the age of chivalry is dead. Women wanted equality and now they have it. I wonder if any of the younger gals regret losing the respect and coddling. Probably not. You have to experience something before you can miss it.

 

[Assface]

Jersey Girl... you are wicked awesome and you rock me like a hurricane.

Woo hoo! Romance, 80's style!

 

[azdad1978]

Originally posted by Assface
Jersey Girl... you are wicked awesome and you rock me like a hurricane.

Woo hoo! Romance, 80's style!

Rock you like a hurricane? Isn't this a PG13 board?

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by azdad1978
Rock you like a hurricane? Isn't this a PG13 board?

ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE

Music:Rudolf Schenker
Lyrics:Klaus Meine, Herman Rarebell
(4:12)

It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
And scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin
The is hungry
She needs to tell
So give her inches
And feed her well
More days to come
New places to go
I've got to leave
It's time for a show

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

My body is burning
It starts to shout
Desire is coming
It breaks out loud
Lust is in cages
Till storm breaks loose
Just have to make it
With someone I choose
The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs to the show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

It's early morning
The sun comes out
Last night was shaking
And pretty loud
My cat is purring
It scratches my skin
So what is wrong
With another sin
The night is calling
I have to go
The wolf is hungry
He runs to show
He's licking his lips
He's ready to win
On the hunt tonight
For love at first sting

Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane
Here I am, rock you like a hurricane

 

[azdad1978]

Damn assface, where did you get the time to post the lyrics to that song?

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by azdad1978
Damn assface, where did you get the time to post the lyrics to that song?

Google + cut and paste.

I love the internet. What was once a huge waste of time now takes only a few minutes.

 

[100%CardsFan]

Jersey Girl I got the mag today and god bless you!! PM me your address and I'm going to send you a Boldin rookie card. I am a sicko and even though it is swimsuits you have made me a happy camper (in my pants) cause I am popping a tent

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by 100%CardsFan
Jersey Girl I got the mag today and god bless you!! PM me your address and I'm going to send you a Boldin rookie card. I am a sicko and even though it is swimsuits you have made me a happy camper (in my pants) cause I am popping a tent

Don't tell me this is your best pick-up line...

 

[Assface]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
Don't tell me this is your best pick-up line...

It's better than my material.

 

[birdie]

Originally posted by Assface
It's better than my material.

piss poor guys...
piss poor.



just kidding here...
just kidding.



no hard feelings...litterally for you!

 

[Cards Czar]

Your eyes are like sunrays through springtime showers. Your smile lights up the room and every time we ar together my heart is tied in a knot with excitement and is in pain to be in your enbrace.
YOU COMPLETE ME!!!

 

[TheRedChord814]

"Mr.Treehorn says he had to escort you form his beach party. The you were drunk and abusive."
"Mr.Treehorn treats objects like women, man."
-The Dude (The Big Lebowski)

 

[Jersey Girl]

LOL at all of this! You guys crack me up. I go away for work for a few days and come back to this. Thanks for the laughs on a Monday morning.

Hey Brian, haven't seen that neighbor in a while. Too damn cold to be out on the streets here in NJ, I guess.

100%, I am so psyched about the roookie card! Woo hoo! YOU ROCK, MY MAN!!! I will PM you shortly.

Hey Assface, funny story about that song. Went to the Jersey shore in a hurricane one summer. (Hey, it was for some hot bartender I was hooking up with.) My sis and cuz went, too. At 3:00 a.m., cuz decides she's going home with the guy who's been playing her all summer long. Mind you, it's 3 a.m., there's a hurricane and I drove the hour ride from home.

So, I ask her how she'll get home. Smart ass guy says "I'll take her home." Cuz says in a smarty pants way "TJ will take me home." "Okay," I say, "Let TJ take your ******** home."

So, after hanging out with the bartender and his friends for about two hours, sis and I start to head home. (It's 5 a.m.) Things are flying all over the place cause, after all, there's a hurricane. Well, before I get out of town, I realize I left my cell phone at bartender's house. Turn around, go back, knock on the door. He answers. He's talking to cuz on the phone. Told her to start working toward Townsends Inlet (which is his part of town). So, my sis and I go driving through the shore town looking for her. BTW we are really ticked off because, after all "TJ will take me home."

We're the only car on the street. Wind is whipping. And we finally find her ... walking in knee deep water on a street, hair a mess, trying to smoke an unlit cigarette in the rain and walking toward the OPPOSITE direction that bartender told her. I pull over and sis says "get your ******** in the car." Cuz stumbles in and passes out as sis reems her about how freaking stupid she is.

So ... are you still reading? Everytime we hear that Scorpions song, cuz, sis and I (who have since all made nicey, nicey) sing it "Here I am .... walking in a hurricane!"

Probably had to be there.