Turkeys may not fly. But they sure do bounce.
Had a boss one year that pulled up to the bay doors with a truck load of frozen butterballs... all the guys were in the shop so dude starts tossing turkeys...
Man, those turkeys hit the concrete and ricochet 6 or 8 feet in the air..and on a forward trajectory...couple dudes nearly got their heads taken off before boss man realized he was destroying the shop....damn things are dangerous!! Eat ham!