OT----Saddam Captured!!

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That is great! I'm sure we have a cell right next to Manuel Noriega we can put him in. I think this will help out our troops over there. The people will now see that the head has been chopped off the beast and should be more willing to help round up the other low life murderers that were helping Sudammi Insane.
 

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Originally posted by Snakester
That is great! I'm sure we have a cell right next to Manuel Noriega we can put him in. I think this will help out our troops over there. The people will now see that the head has been chopped off the beast and should be more willing to help round up the other low life murderers that were helping Sudammi Insane.

Everything that I'm hearing on the news etc is that we will most likely turn him over to the new Iraqi govt. So the question is do they drag him through the streets before or after he is dismembered?

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Wow.

I thought they would never catch him.

I figured that Saddam and Osama would live on some tropical island for the rest of their lives.

:thumbup:
 

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Bogus Saddam

That has got to be a bogus Saddam. No way in Hell can anyone grow a beard that long and shaggy in less than 6 months.
 

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Re: Bogus Saddam

Originally posted by wallyburger
That has got to be a bogus Saddam. No way in Hell can anyone grow a beard that long and shaggy in less than 6 months.

How do you know he hadn't started it months before? He could have known he was going to have to flee, and besides, it isn't like he was shown live on tv all the time in Iraq and made a lot of public appearances.
 

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Re: Re: Bogus Saddam

Originally posted by bratwurst
How do you know he hadn't started it months before? He could have known he was going to have to flee, and besides, it isn't like he was shown live on tv all the time in Iraq and made a lot of public appearances.

Wally's credibility is quickly dropping to zero. Don't worry about what he says.

What, is he some kind of expert on hair follicle production or something?

Oh, and pretty cool that we got saddam. That hideious, immoral, torturing, murdering barbarian.

Its a big step in making things right over there.
 
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Re: Bogus Saddam

Originally posted by wallyburger
That has got to be a bogus Saddam. No way in Hell can anyone grow a beard that long and shaggy in less than 6 months.


Obviuosly some MEN have more testosterone in their system than say your average unich!


Ward I think there's something wrong with Wally....burger.
 

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Originally posted by JeffGollin
Will Q get back in time to suit up?

Good question.

I'm sure the US would rush Q back...after he is secretly awarded his medal of honor which he graciously gives to his fellow soldiers.
 

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Re: Bogus Saddam

Originally posted by wallyburger
That has got to be a bogus Saddam. No way in Hell can anyone grow a beard that long and shaggy in less than 6 months.

Hey, wally!

Al-Jazeera is on the phone, they want you to be their American correspondent!
 

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Re: Re: Re: Bogus Saddam

Originally posted by Crimson Warrior
Wally's credibility is quickly dropping to zero. Don't worry about what he says.

What, is he some kind of expert on hair follicle production or something?

Oh, and pretty cool that we got saddam. That hideious, immoral, torturing, murdering barbarian.

Its a big step in making things right over there.

Good gosh. I forgot the appropriate smilie. Hey these are the same people who can't find any WMD, Osama, Anthrax, et al.
 

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Re: Bogus Saddam

Originally posted by wallyburger
That has got to be a bogus Saddam. No way in Hell can anyone grow a beard that long and shaggy in less than 6 months.

Apparently he was wearing a fake beard as a disguise.
 

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Re: Re: Bogus Saddam

Originally posted by bratwurst
How do you know he hadn't started it months before? He could have known he was going to have to flee, and besides, it isn't like he was shown live on tv all the time in Iraq and made a lot of public appearances.

Aha. I even detect some doubt in you. I guess I don't have enough follicle juice to grow one so quickly. So. I will leave it to the rest of the facial hair technicians to take a humorous jab and lock and load on anyone who dares find humnor in today's world.

P.S. credibility,we don't need no stinking credibility.
 

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Re: Re: Bogus Saddam

Originally posted by az-red
Obviuosly some MEN have more testosterone in their system than say your average unich!


Ward I think there's something wrong with Wally....burger.

What's an " unich ". Is that how one undoes an " ich " or did you mean eunuch ?

Only thing wrong with me is I don't agree with you.
 

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Re: Re: Bogus Saddam

Originally posted by Renz
Apparently he was wearing a fake beard as a disguise.

There you go. Could have happened.
 

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Originally posted by imaCafan
I heard they took a dna swab and proved it in fact was saddam.

I wonder where they got the first dna swab to compare this one to, since the man has been an absolute ruler in a closed society. Hard for some to imagine that there was an ID kit containing dna samples prior to this capture. That would be a logical question.
 

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Kinda wondered that myself. Maybe they got his hair brush or tooth brush or something like that??? :D
 

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Originally posted by JeffGollin
Will Q get back in time to suit up?

Capturing Saddam...9 catches for 134 yds. and a score...all in a days work for Boldin. Is there anything this man can't do?

Boldin for President!
 

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