OT: Titans RB Chris Johnson's ride

[Shzm13]

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30" rims. Too much?

 

[dreamcastrocks]

lol....

What people spend their money on...

 

[Mulli]

That is silly.

OT OT:
Last year, in my keeper league, just before Michael Turner got hurt, I traded Turner, Steve Smith (CAR), and Nate Burleson for Johnson, Macklin, and Beanie Wells.

sorry asuhoopsnut

 

[cardsfanmd]

lol....

What people spend their money on...

He needs to spend some money and get those wheel wells flared out so they don't pop his tires if he hits a pothole.

 

[TJ]

Nice car. But it has nothing on this ride:

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[Oly]

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30" rims. Too much?

I would be embarrassed to be seen in that car.

Just how many clowns pop out of that thing I'm guessing 25.

 

[Shane]

UGLY but not as ugly as the ride TJ posted.

 

[SoCal Cardfan]

When was he traded to the Packers?

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

LOL! that is a southern thang...

 

[TruColor]

Chad Ochocinco's ride:

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[Cbus cardsfan]

That is silly.

OT OT:
Last year, in my keeper league, just before Michael Turner got hurt, I traded Turner, Steve Smith (CAR), and Nate Burleson for Johnson, Macklin, and Beanie Wells.

sorry asuhoopsnut

Ouch,especially in a keeper league. Did you give him a couple of these just for good measure

 

[English on tour]

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30" rims. Too much?

Looks like a pram to me (not sure you call them that over there mind you...)

 

[DemsMyBoys]

1.) Southern thing? Yeah, maybe southern CALIFORNIA. Where it's considered an art form. And Johnson would be an amateur in Santa Ana.

2) I love the Weinermobile. Though I can tell you for a fact that it can't go over a modest hill without overheating. When I was a kid Little Oscar used to make public appearances driving the Weinermobile and he was a rock star! Somewhere around here I still have my weiner whistle. (Please insert your rude comments here. )

3) Pram = Baby carriage/stroller

 

[Shogun]

SMH.

Terrible.

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

1.) Southern thing? Yeah, maybe southern CALIFORNIA. Where it's considered an art form. And Johnson would be an amateur in Santa Ana.

2) I love the Weinermobile. Though I can tell you for a fact that it can't go over a modest hill without overheating. When I was a kid Little Oscar used to make public appearances driving the Weinermobile and he was a rock star! Somewhere around here I still have my weiner whistle. (Please insert your rude comments here. )

3) Pram = Baby carriage/stroller

Trust me its a southern thing, they've got clubs for these types of Cards in Georgia, FLA, Louisana, etc... I'll have to find it...

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

http://images.google.com/images?um=1&hl=en&rlz=1R2GGLL_en&ndsp=21&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=3&q=Donk

www.net-planet.org/entertainment/videos/index...

http://www.pimped-out-cars.com/donk-car-pictures.htm

 

[DemsMyBoys]

Trust me its a southern thing, they've got clubs for these types of Cards in Georgia, FLA, Louisana, etc... I'll have to find it...

You're right. I've seen them all over the country, actually. But I see a car like that and I see Cheech Marin bobbin' his head. Or a lot of neighhbors I used to have.

 

[English on tour]

stroller, thats the one

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hi-Riser_(automobile)

Hi-Risers are a type of highly customized automobile, typically an inexpensive American-built sedan modified by significantly increasing the ground clearance and adding large-diameter wheels with low-profile tires. Depending on the model and build year, autos customized in this manner can be labeled "donk," "box," or "bubble."

Hi-risers originally grew out of the Dirty South subculture, but the trend has spread across the United States. Vehicles customized in the hi-riser style are distinguished by their oversized (even disproportionate) rims, ranging from 22 inches to 30 inches or more in diameter, as well as fanciful custom paint-jobs and expensive audio equipment. Suspension modifications similar to those employed on lifted pickup trucks are made to give adequate clearance for the large rims. Often the suspension is modified so the front end sits slightly higher than the rear end, giving the car a swaggering appearance. Because of the exaggerated look gained from installing a lifted suspension and enormous rims, donks are also known as "hi-risers" or "sky-scrapers."

The most popular vehicles for these types of modifications are full-size Chevrolet models, namely the Impala, Caprice, Monte Carlo, and Chevelle. There are three main sub-types of hi-riser, although the distinctions are blurred and open to debate. Most hi-riser enthusiasts agree that a "donk" traditionally is a 1971 to 1976 Impala. They were given this name due to the fact that the "Impala" symbol was referred to as a "donkey" by owners or "donk" for short. To complement the sloping rear, the suspension of donks are frequently higher in the front end than the rear, resulting in a nose-up stance. Other hi-risers are usually raised evenly, resulting in a more or less level stance. A box is another sub-type of hi-riser, usually a 1977-1990-era Impala or Caprice with a boxy or squared-off front and rear end. Other models that are frequently made into hi-risers include the G-body Buick Regal, Oldsmobile Cutlass, El Camino, Pontiac Grand Prix, and Pontiac Bonneville.

Other vehicles gaining in popularity as hi-risers are the Cadillac DeVille and Seville, as well as the Buick Roadmaster. Also gaining in popularity are the Ford Crown Victoria, Mercury Grand Marquis, and Lincoln Town Car sedans. These three are the last full sized, body-on-frame, RWD sedans sold today. In fact, the Grand Marquis in particular is enjoying a slight sales surge due to the increasing popularity of buying them new and turning them into hi-risers. Several rappers have alluded to the Grand Marquis in their music. "Grand Marquis, paint job grape jelly."

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

This Mazda is priceless

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[LoyaltyisaCurse]

. But I see a car like that and I see Cheech Marin bobbin' his head. Or a lot of neighhbors I used to have.

LOL!

 

[Tyler]

This Mazda is priceless

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Oh my. If I saw that guy coming down the road I would pull over and laugh at him as he bobbed by. Are there even tires on that thing?

 

[40yearfan]

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30" rims. Too much?

With the money he paid for that, he could have had this:

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[40yearfan]

Or this:

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[LoyaltyisaCurse]

Or this:

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