Phrases to use at the game in Mexico

[HeavyB3]

How do you say "Don't make me go Winfield Scott on your ass!" in Spanish?

 

[Djaughe]

Great, great, great, great Assface came over on the Juneflower, didn't he?

 

[Syracusecards]

Uno Mas Cerveza Por Favor

I don't drink now but I learned that when I was younger and did drink.

WOW! What's Spanish for "you need to go to Re-tox"?

 

[40yearfan]

I've never watched any John Wayne movies.

You obviously have lead a very sheltered life. Anyone who has not seen a John Wayne movie has not experienced life to it's fullest. PM me your address and tell me whether you prefer VHS or DVD. I shall take it upon myself to deliver a movie with the "Duke" in it so that you will have a full and well rounded education.

Edit:

Sorry djaughe, I didn't notice your post before I posted mine. Looks like great minds think alike.

 

[Cards Czar]

You obviously have lead a very sheltered life. Anyone who has not seen a John Wayne movie has not experienced life to it's fullest. PM me your address and tell me whether you prefer VHS or DVD. I shall take it upon myself to deliver a movie with the "Duke" in it so that you will have a full and well rounded education.

Edit:

Sorry djaughe, I didn't notice your post before I posted mine. Looks like great minds think alike.

Yep but make sure he gets the full aspect of John Wayne. From Big Jake to The Fighting Seebees to Midway to the Sons of Katie Elder to the Quit One.

Man I love those movies!

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Back to the topic: I just hope the Mexican crowd doesn't mimic their futbol fans and chant "Osama! Osama! Osama!"

That was really classy.

 

[boricuazroadie]

Los cardenales ahora estan en primer lugar de su division ( The cardinals are now in first place of their division).

Vivan los cardenales de Arizona. ( Cheers for the Arizona Cardinals).

No tomes mas Kool-aid. ( Put down the Kool-aid.)

 

[Jersey Girl]

I think their translator could use a little touching up:

Another bag for the Berry. Is that numera 5 Paco?
It asked assface was a Girl of Sweater?

Put in the Ship he to Have! Brief sound of brief sound!

Girl of Sweater? Bizarre!