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There's a cheer you don't hear often. His tombstone inscription shall read: He farted well and wisely.
Steve
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There's a cheer you don't hear often. His tombstone inscription shall read: He farted well and wisely.
Steve
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When I call my local crummy chinese delivery place, they ask my address. When I give it to them, they say "20 minutes", and hang up. I dont even give an order anymore. Is that bad?
That rules. I wish I had that type of thing in Chicago. All I have is a crummy pizza place that thinks my name is Ooligan.
Aziz Ansari on David Letterman where he talks about his personal trainer:
“She was like, Aziz, there’s this new study that came out it said that any food you eat after 11 O’clock PM goes straight to you belly so you got to cut out those late night meals. And I was like oh well, there’s another study I heard about that said if you have a lot of alcohol in your system and you eat a quesadilla at 3 in the morning it’s delicious.”
Heucrazy
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My wife wasn't feeling well, so the salmon and turnip greens I had planned for dinner turned into a can of fried new potatoes and two eggs for myself. Covered in ketchup and hot sauce of course. Gut bomb, but awesome.
What the heck is "a can of fried new potatoes?"
Heucrazy
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A can of new potatoes that I fried. You've seen cans of new potatoes before right?
If you say so.
DeAnna
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I hate having to plan for food... ugh. I got enough problems without having to spend so much time planning my meals.
For a couple of weeks I kept a food diary trying to eat healthy. Having to weight, measure, prepare everything was a huge PITA and exhausting.
Grabbing a bag of Cheetos is so much easier
For a couple of weeks I kept a food diary trying to eat healthy. Having to weight, measure, prepare everything was a huge PITA and exhausting.
Grabbing a bag of Cheetos is so much easier
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Today is National Cheeseburger Day and I didn't want to disappoint the people behind such a crass day so I played along. I had a double burger from Hoggs Gourmet Grill and it lived up to their name. I feel like I ate a whole cow. Now I'll have to go meatless for a month just to give my colon a chance to recover.
Steve
Steve
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What is up with that? One minute we're at the taco truck saying, "Can you put extra cheese on everything?" and the next BOOM! A cosmic "Welcome to AARP eligibility" message is being delivered via our bowels.
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