Pornstache for the Playoffs

[bratwurst]

Couple days ago, I decided to grow a mustache until the Cardinals are eliminated from playoff contention (which won't happen, so if they make the playoffs I guess I keep it for the length of the playoff streak). Don't ask me why, it just kind of came to me. I emailed a couple pals:

On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 3:20 PM, Bratwurst<[email protected]> wrote:

Screw it. I'm growing a mustache for the NFL season. I'll shave if the cards get eliminated from playoff contention.

From: Charlie Brown [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, September 09, 2008 3:24 PM
To: Bratwurst
Cc: RLewis52
Subject: Re:

handlebar, fu-manchu, or pencil-thin? i am secretly growing the mullet for hockey season.

On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 3:24 PM, Bratwurst <[email protected]> wrote:

Hmmm don't know. I'll just go pornstache for now.

On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 3:26 PM, rlewis52 <[email protected]> wrote:

diggler!


From: Charlie Brown [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, September 09, 2008 3:27 PM
To: rlewis52
Cc: Bratwurst
Subject: Re:

is that the Magnum PI stache?

On Tue, Sep 9, 2008 at 3:27 PM, Bratwurst <[email protected]> wrote:

Lets just say I'll grow what I can. Never really done so before. It's going to look horrible.

From: rlewis52 [mailto:[email protected]]
Sent: Tuesday, September 09, 2008 3:29 PM
To: Bratwurst
Cc: Charlie Brown
Subject: Re:

this is going to be awesome. i unfortunately will not join you, mine comes in really bright red.

So anyhow, I'm only a couple days in. I've already had a few jokes lobbed my way at work. I cozied up to my wife this morning in bed and she immediately says, "are you growing a mustache?" and that was the end of that. It looks like either I lose the mustache, or there's no married funtime for me. I'm not sure how long I can keep up this sacrifice. Besides, this thing is definitely going to look terrible.

Anyone in this with me? Mustache Mojo!

 

[rlewis52]

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[cardsfanmd]

If we make the playoffs, I will grow one until we are eliminated, but the reg season is just too much. I look ridiculous w/ a stache.

 

[bratwurst]

I honestly don't know how long I can do this. I think I'm posting this to keep myself in line.

 

[abomb]

I'd be willing to shave my other facial hair and keep a mustache from the time they clinche the division, until they are eliminated.

 

[Chris_Sanders]

I can't grow facial hair at all. I end up looking like a cat with patches missing.

 

[1DS]

Don't give up! Grow it out. Lay down some hand in your marriage. Who wears the pants?

Besides, now you can do something sinister and twist one end of the mustache while doing the whole shifty eyes thing. CLASSIC!

 

[Heucrazy]

I'm actually growing a stache for the first time right now to see if I like it and to see if my goat looks better connected to a stache.

So far I dig it, my wife hates it, and it tickles my daughter when I give her a kiss.

 

[justAndy]

If the Cards make the playoffs, Ill shave my head.
And get rid of my bitchin' sideburns...

 

[Dback Jon]

We need some before and after pics!!

 

[40yearfan]

Couple days ago, I decided to grow a mustache until the Cardinals are eliminated from playoff contention (which won't happen, so if they make the playoffs I guess I keep it for the length of the playoff streak). Don't ask me why, it just kind of came to me. I emailed a couple pals:



So anyhow, I'm only a couple days in. I've already had a few jokes lobbed my way at work. I cozied up to my wife this morning in bed and she immediately says, "are you growing a mustache?" and that was the end of that. It looks like either I lose the mustache, or there's no married funtime for me. I'm not sure how long I can keep up this sacrifice. Besides, this thing is definitely going to look terrible.

Anyone in this with me? Mustache Mojo!

Stick with it bw. With-in two or three weeks, the hairs will be long enough so that when you kiss your wife, they'll lay flat instead of sticking straight out.

 

[CardAvenger]

I'd be willing to shave my other facial hair and keep a mustache from the time they clinche the division, until they are eliminated.

That's going to be like 2 months worth of 'stache. Nice. I'm in. I'll shave it to look like Ned Flanders.

 

[TJ]

Wife would kill me if I grew facial hair. She hates the fact that I dont shave on the weekends!

 

[Skkorpion]

I can't grow facial hair at all. I end up looking like a cat with patches missing.

I'm with you. I sport a decent mustache but the beard comes in patchy and pure white. Family all tell me to lose it.

Hang with it, brats.

 

[Skkorpion]

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Frequent poster, eh, rlewis? Good image. No doubt that man is British, frequents pubs daily, drinking only draft pints of dark amber ale.

 

[Redheart]

I have worn a mustache for DECADES!

Still waiting for the Porn part....

 

[Metcalf Rules]

Hey, at least your wife's not growing a moustache!...is she?

 

[bratwurst]

Who's in this with me? Maybe I'll post pics after every win.

 

[cardsfanmd]

Who's in this with me? Maybe I'll post pics after every win.

Once we clinch a playoff berth I am in.

 

[TJ]

Id rather do a "soul patch"

 

[Goldfield]

I am in! The goatee will grow longer and longer until were eliminated from the playoffs.

As a bonus, the long facial hair will keep the wife away from me! Two birds, one stone!

 

[black]

I'm growing a full beard and my goattie is getting long, I shaved my head a 1/4 of and inch and left a 1/2 on top. I'm working on a pointed beard. It should look mean. BTW we must be bored.

 

[cardsfanmd]

I just shaved my face bald. First time in a long time. Maybe I will stay this way until we hit the playoffs. I have also been thinking about rockin Haggans' "brohawk" for the season.

 

[Gee!]

I have worn a mustache for DECADES!

Still waiting for the Porn part....