R I S E ___ U P ___ D A R K ___ S I D E (2011)

[AzStevenCal]

Right, our offense doesn't know Kolb, our Defense doesn't know Horton and the rooks don't know anything and that's is why we stink as bad as many people think right now.

Of course the reason nobody knows anybody is that of the 22 starters from the playoff game vs Green Bay only 2.5 are left at the same position on offense and 4 on Defense. 6.5 out of 22. That's some rapid turnover.

Fair enough but how come no one ever points out that Whiz got rid of all those losers? The goal is to WIN the Super Bowl not just get there. Who needs a bunch of heartless losers that can't come through when the light is at it's brightest?

Steve

 

[Duckjake]

Fair enough but how come no one ever points out that Whiz got rid of all those losers? The goal is to WIN the Super Bowl not just get there. Who needs a bunch of heartless losers that can't come through when the light is at it's brightest?

Steve

Uh, for those too old to remember the Cardinals beat Green Bay in that playoff game. There were no losers on the field that day.

Which is exactly why I used the Green Bay game. Because I knew some dufus would make that lame response about being losers because they didn't win the SB. Sometimes ASFN is just too predictable.

 

[AzStevenCal]

Uh, for those too old to remember the Cardinals beat Green Bay in that playoff game. There were no losers on the field that day.

Which is exactly why I used the Green Bay game. Because I knew some dufus would make that lame response about being losers because they didn't win the SB. Sometimes ASFN is just too predictable.

That's why I changed the scenario and brought up the Super Bowl. I remember our GB win like it was yesterday. That's probably because we haven't won too many games since then. And me and all the other Doofuses would appreciate it if you spelled it correctly. We don't care for the Dufus spelling.

Steve

 

[MrYeahBut]

That's why I changed the scenario and brought up the Super Bowl. I remember our GB win like it was yesterday. That's probably because we haven't won too many games since then. And me and all the other Doofuses would appreciate it if you spelled it correctly. We don't care for the Dufus spelling.

Steve

Cactus-cacti...doofus-doofi???

 

[AzStevenCal]

Cactus-cacti...doofus-doofi???

I really struggled with the plural form. I debated between Doofusses and Doofi and decided to compromise with Doofuses. I figured if someone chimed in with the proper spelling it would pretty much guarantee them a spot in Doofland.

Steve

 

[AsUpRoDiGy]

I really struggled with the plural form. I debated between Doofusses and Doofi and decided to compromise with Doofuses. I figured if someone chimed in with the proper spelling it would pretty much guarantee them a spot in Doofland.

Steve

Isn't that where Whiz resides?

 

[Brian in Mesa]

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[Mulli]

Where do I sign?

 

[conraddobler]

Where do I sign?

Membership book is to the left, there's milk and cookies down the hall and in the auditorium, for those who are in a particularly ghoulish and masochistic mood, there's a top ten all time gutless performances by the Cardinals playing.

 

[Brian in Mesa]

Membership book is to the left, there's milk and cookies down the hall and in the auditorium, for those who are in a particularly ghoulish and masochistic mood, there's a top ten all time gutless performances by the Cardinals playing.

 

[Jersey Girl]

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How did I miss this, lol?

 

[FArting]

I am not giving up it is only 6 games into the season. We should be 4-2 if not for a few plays that goes our way.

 

[ASUCHRIS]

I am not giving up it is only 6 games into the season. We should be 4-2 if not for a few plays that goes our way.

Thanks for the laugh.

 

[crisper57]

I want to know why Horton apparently told the Fox announers that only about 30% of the defensive scheme has been implemented. Are our guys that dumb that even though we had a shortened offseason, that 6 games and a Bye week still isn't enough time to get up to snuff? And even with 30% of the schemes intact, our guys are still out of position? Really?

Is it the team or is it the Coordinator? I damn sure isn't the prep time.

And I've about had it with AW. The guy is constantly out of position, and even when he does make a play, it is undone by a penalty. Dude looks like he's taking the Burfict approach to playing, you know, without actually following through.

 

[LVG]

I am not giving up it is only 6 games into the season. We should be 4-2 if not for a few plays that goes our way.

Better hurry. Cookies are running out quick...

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

I am not giving up it is only 6 games into the season. We should be 4-2 if not for a few plays that goes our way.

The Kool-Aid is a lie.

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[Stout]

The Kool-Aid is a lie.

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1,000,000/5 How did you make that?

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

1,000,000/5 How did you make that?

I have a gif animating program that allows me to capture video, or string together still shots, to create the animation and modify each frame as I see fit using something like photoshop or MS Paint.

This one, however, I found. As much as I'd like to take credit for it, I can't.

 

[AzStevenCal]

I have a gif animating program that allows me to capture video, or string together still shots, to create the animation and modify each frame as I see fit using something like photoshop or MS Paint.

This one, however, I found. As much as I'd like to take credit for it, I can't.

It's pretty awesome even if you did borrow it.

Steve

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

It's pretty awesome even if you did borrow it.

Steve

It's the whole analogy of being a Cardinal fan in a nutshell...

There we are, beat to all holy Hell, hanging on The Tree Of Woe...then off in the distance comes, not our salvation, but merely hope (aka "The Kool-Aid")...we rejoice, ecstatic that we finally have something to cheer for...only to see it disappear as a mirage...then we lament, because it's back to the "same ole Cardinals".

 

[FArting]

I'm giving up on the season.

 

[az1965]

I'm giving up on the season.

better late than never