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I envy you having season tix and watching every game live. You also have my sympathy for watching every game live.

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I haven't missed a game since 1988. I've seen every play. Even preseason I do believe. I think from now on after each game I'm going to get the wife to kick me in the nuts, maybe that will break the habit.

I don't think squirting me with a water bottle will do it. Or maybe hit me with a stun gun.....suggestions??
 

MrYeahBut

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I haven't missed a game since 1988. I've seen every play. Even preseason I do believe. I think from now on after each game I'm going to get the wife to kick me in the nuts, maybe that will break the habit.

I don't think squirting me with a water bottle will do it. Or maybe hit me with a stun gun.....suggestions??

I'll kick you in the nuts if your lovely wife doesn't feel up to
It.......
 

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I haven't missed a game since 1988. I've seen every play. Even preseason I do believe. I think from now on after each game I'm going to get the wife to kick me in the nuts, maybe that will break the habit.

I don't think squirting me with a water bottle will do it. Or maybe hit me with a stun gun.....suggestions??
I heard Hawaii is nice, check it out
 

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I haven't missed a game since 1988. I've seen every play. Even preseason I do believe. I think from now on after each game I'm going to get the wife to kick me in the nuts, maybe that will break the habit.

I don't think squirting me with a water bottle will do it. Or maybe hit me with a stun gun.....suggestions??
Have her kick you in the nuts before the game...
Then while your laying on the floor choking your lungs out...ask yourself if you want the suffering to stop?? ...or do you want it to go on for three more hours....
 

BullheadCardFan

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I haven't missed a game since 1988. I've seen every play. Even preseason I do believe. I think from now on after each game I'm going to get the wife to kick me in the nuts, maybe that will break the habit.

I don't think squirting me with a water bottle will do it. Or maybe hit me with a stun gun.....suggestions??
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imaCafan

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This team is backwards While other teams get better throughout the season the Cards get worse and collapse at end of season. And they have a QB who plays scared...
 

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patriots W
panthers W
lambs L
whiners L

cards finish season 8-9 but are brutally dominated within the division after 2 early wins in the season

cards draft somewhere between #13 and #16 in the first round - just outside of qbs and qb killers
 

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