Really dumb reasons why the Cards lost to Rams today?

[SissyBoyFloyd]

They seem to lose their desire to play once they lost their QB.

They simply aren't a good "jet lag" team.

The coaches thought they were there to play Manchester United.

 

[THESMEL]

They are not tough enough physically or mentally to run the damn football - from the president down

 

[Cardsmasochist]

The team’s collective butt puckered when Dawson missed another easy field goal on the first drive. They immediately went into the “here we go again” mode and expected to lose.


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[Big D]

Somebody thought it was a brilliant idea to make Brit Golden the featured WR

 

[nashman]

They all knew a 6-0 lead was insurmountable with Drew behind center lol!

 

[Jetstream Green]

Somebody thought it was a brilliant idea to make Brit Golden the featured WR

Stanton disagreed and went with the Kerwynn Williams feature

 

[Praxis]

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[Jasper]

The team knows they aren't any good, they just dress up, show up, collect a check and make some highlights for their agents to promote.

 

[Jetstream Green]

The team knows they aren't any good, they just dress up, show up, collect a check and make some highlights for their agents to promote.

Not Peterson and Fitz... you can see they are visibly upset about the way the team is playing right now

 

[SoCal Cardfan]

Not Peterson and Fitz... you can see they are visibly upset about the way the team is playing right now

If fans could get even a minor stipend based on how upset they are, I'll be rolling.

At least the few stars of this team, have millions of dollars in their pillows to absorb the tears... I just have **My Pillow™

 

[Bert]

we lost cuz I didn't use ocean spray soap this morning. I bought Dial last time I went to the store... Huge mistake. I'm sorry everybody!

#DumbReasonsWeLost

 

[Jetstream Green]

we lost cuz I didn't use ocean spray soap this morning. I bought Dial last time I went to the store... Huge mistake. I'm sorry everybody!

#DumbReasonsWeLost

You stink lol

 

[pmacLean]

If fans could get even a minor stipend based on how upset they are, I'll be rolling.

At least the few stars of this team, have millions of dollars in their pillows to absorb the tears... I just have **My Pillow™

Yeah, I had a My Pillow and it sucked... kinda like our team (by team I mean GM and Coaches).

 

[pmacLean]

Bethel... it's ALL Bethel, if the damn guy could turn his damn head around, we would have won that game !!!

 

[SoCal Cardfan]

Bethel... it's ALL Bethel, if the damn guy could turn his damn head around, we would have won that game !!!

Don't forget CC!!!

If we had Calais, we stomp the Rams today.

I'm kicking myself for not picking up CC as my fantasy QB.

 

[Mainstreet]

we lost cuz I didn't use ocean spray soap this morning. I bought Dial last time I went to the store... Huge mistake. I'm sorry everybody!

#DumbReasonsWeLost

It's funny but a lot of fans have certain rituals they perform hoping it helps their team win.

I will have to try the ocean spray soap because whatever I'm doing doesn't work.

Probably have to buy it by the tanker for the Suns.

 

[Jasper]

Not Peterson and Fitz... you can see they are visibly upset about the way the team is playing right now

Its a shame the rest of the team and the staff don't make an effort to give Fitz, Palmer and AP a proper send off.

 

[SissyBoyFloyd]

Its a shame the rest of the team and the staff don't make an effort to give Fitz, Palmer and AP a proper send off.

I have heard that they have 3 adjoining rooms reserved for them at the Shady Rest Nursing Home for 2019. Party is from 4-8pm since bedtime will be 9pm there.

 

[Jetstream Green]

I have heard that they have 3 adjoining rooms reserved for them at the Shady Rest Nursing Home for 2019. Party is from 4-8pm since bedtime will be 9pm there.

Considering the players, what they have accomplished, what Palmer has endured with this line and how he has performed when given time, Fitz still being aces and Peterson still a good back with the legacy of a legend... that sir was not even remotely funny

 

[SissyBoyFloyd]

Considering the players, what they have accomplished, what Palmer has endured with this line and how he has performed when given time, Fitz still being aces and Peterson still a good back with the legacy of a legend... that sir was not even remotely funny

Carson, wipe your chin Honey, you're drooling again.