Recognizable / Famous movie lines

[jw7]

Originally posted by maddogkf
1. Tommy...tommy...he's my only brotha!!

1a. I ain't be gots no weapon

LMAO Brian and Maddog!

I swore I was the only one whose seen Hollywood Shuffle!

PS its pronounced "I ain't be gottin' no weapon!"

"Amadah? Amadah? how's a dude supposed to take his lady to the movie when he can't even pronounce the title?"

 

[maddogkf]

Sorry..my bad....I was going to put "ho cakes, cuz hoes gotta eat too" but you beat me to it!!!

That movie kills me!

 

[Cheesebeef]

Originally posted by maddogkf
Sorry..my bad....I was going to put "ho cakes, cuz hoes gotta eat too" but you beat me to it!!!

That movie kills me!

"I'd be squirming too if I was doing the nasty with a stapler shoved up my ass."

"Well in my next movie I play a tough con who gets to f*ck his new inmate."
"Fantastic!"

The Black Acting School and "Sneakin in to the Movies" segments of Shuffle go down as two of the most classic comic bits ever.

ATTACK OF THE KILLER STREET PIMPS: "Give me your phone number baby!" "Where's my *******?"

 

[jf-08]

Originally posted by maddogkf
3. Bernie Bernheim is the smarter
3a. You can't kill me. I'm praying to you!
look in your heart! I'm praying to you! Look in
your heart!

It's Bernie Bernbaum you dweeb.

 

[jf-08]

Softball lob:

"Orange whip, orange whip, We'll have 3 orange whips"


anutha:


"Well put HER in charge!"

 

[Renz]

Originally posted by jkf296
Softball lob:

"Orange whip, orange whip, We'll have 3 orange whips"


anutha:


"Well put HER in charge!"

Blues Brothers

Aliens

 

[Renz]

How about these:

"I can't have my wages garnisheed."

and

"My mother thought I should be a farmer."

"My dad wanted me to be a baseball player"

 

[maddogkf]

Originally posted by jkf296
It's Bernie Bernbaum you dweeb.

Look at the script you punk!

 

[Cheesebeef]

Originally posted by Renz
How about these:

"I can't have my wages garnisheed."

and

"My mother thought I should be a farmer."

"My dad wanted me to be a baseball player"

First one's Fletch. Not sure about the other two.

 

[jf-08]

Originally posted by maddogkf
Look at the script you punk!

Script schmipt!

The script was re-written to be Bernbaum.

For crying out loud, maddog, do you believe everything you read on the internet?

 

[Renz]

Originally posted by cheesebeef
First one's Fletch. Not sure about the other two.

Correct. The second two lines are from the same scene:

Actor #1 - "My mother thought I should be a farmer".

Actor #2 - "My dad wanted me to be a baseball player".

 

[Chaplin]

I hate quote threads... ;(

I'm not sure, but that might be Kevin Costner in Field of Dreams.

 

[Renz]

Originally posted by Renz
Correct. The second two lines are from the same scene:

Actor #1 - "My mother thought I should be a farmer".

Actor #2 - "My dad wanted me to be a baseball player".

It's Wilford Brimley and Robert Redford in The Natural.

OK. No more quotes.

 

[mdamien13]

Army of Darkness:
"Well hello Mr. Fancypants. I got news for you, pal, you ain't leadin' but two things here - jack and s***. And jack just left town"

"Gimme some sugar, baby"

Jaws:
"Smile you son of a . . . "

 

[jf-08]

"Olaf, Berzerker."

Anyone guess?

 

[PDXChris]

Snoochie Boochie

 

[Billythekid]

"We're on a mission from God" - Blues brothers

"Whats the matter McFly? Chicken? - BTTF. These movies are full of great lines.


"Guuuump. Whats your sold purpose in this Army?"
"To do whatever you tell me drill sargent"
"******** it Gump, you are a ******** genuis!" - Forrest Gump. It always cracked me up how he said this.


"Ok. You people sit tight, hold the fort, and keep the home fires burning. If we're not back by dawn... Call the President" - Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China. Another great movie for cheesy one liners

 

[Billythekid]

Originally posted by jkf296
"Olaf, Berzerker."

Anyone guess?

Clerks


Nothing beats Jay's opening speech.

"I'm gonna **** this bitch, I'm gonna **** this bitch... I'LL **** ANYTHING THAT MOOOOVES!!!"

 

[Alan]

"Is very bad to drink JoBoo's rum, very bad." - Pedro Cerrano, Major League
"Up your butt JoBoo" - Harris, Major League
"Suck my dick" - Jake Taylor, Major League
"Well you may run like Mays, but you hit like ****" - Lou Brown, Major League

"Is this Heaven? No, it's Iowa" - Field of Dreams
"What's a crop?" - Field of Dreams

 

[maddogkf]

What movie:

Cab Rider: Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?

Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a fa&&ot. You're in the backseat.


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What movie:



(another softball lob)


Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.

Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

 

[Mike Olbinski]

Originally posted by maddogkf
What movie:



(another softball lob)


Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.

Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

Man, I know i've seen this...can't think of what it is...

Mike

 

[Mike Olbinski]

What movie?

Actor 1: "Why did you have to move in next door to me?"?

Actor 2: "Have you seen the soil here? I've only been here two days and I've already got these little tomatoes..."

Actor 1: "OH MY GOD!"

Mike

 

[Chaz]

Originally posted by maddogkf

What movie:



(another softball lob)


Therapist: Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.

Frank: Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

Old School

That movie was so hilarious. Will Ferrell cracks me up before he even says anything.


The first one I don't know but it sounds familar.


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[maddogkf]

Originally posted by SirChaz
Old School

That movie was so hilarious. Will Ferrell cracks me up before he even says anything.


The first one I don't know but it sounds familar.


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First one was Old School too - when Mitch is coming home in the beginning

 

[Chaz]

Originally posted by maddogkf
First one was Old School too - when Mitch is coming home in the beginning

Frank: I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.
College Student: A big day? Doing what?
Frank: Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.