Safeway Shopper Horrified to Find Piece of Chicken in Her Chicken

[Kel Varnsen]

Safeway Shopper Horrified to Find Piece of Chicken in Her Chicken
An Arizona woman was so disturbed at finding a chicken foot in a package of chicken breasts at her local Safeway that she tweeted a photo and alerted the media.

"Hey, @Safeway, does this look like 'chicken breast' to you? I'm vomiting," tweeted "Southern girl at heart" Lindsey of Phoenix, apparently unaware that chicken breast is "not just a lump of meat running around the barn," as one Facebook user put it.

Lindsey later sent a statement to news organizations, saying she was "shocked" and "disgusted" by what she saw, and immediately contacted the store's manager to have it removed.

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http://gawker.com/safeway-shopper-horrified-to-find-piece-of-chicken-in-h-908219394

Now here's someone who needs a big dose of reality.

 

[LVG]

Now here's someone who needs a big dose of reality.

Really. Idiot.

 

[Gee!]

She isn't really horrified, she's looking to get something for nothing.. Her one tweet there asks for free ice cream for life or she will say its a human hand..

 

[LVG]

She isn't really horrified, she's looking to get something for nothing.. Her one tweet there asks for free ice cream for life or she will say its a human hand..

It's the hand of Chickenman!

 

[Heucrazy]

Chicken feet are actually delicious if prepared right. She should have been stoked for the added bonus.

 

[MigratingOsprey]

It's the hand of Chickenman!

He's everywhere! He's everywhere!

 

[Mulli]

Chicken is gross.

 

[cardncubfan]

Chicken is gross.

& delicious.

 

[Mulli]

& delicious.

I don't think so. You have to do a lot to it to make it taste good. No thanks.

 

[LVG]

I don't think so. You have to do a lot to it to make it taste good. No thanks.

Like cook it and stuff.

Agree. Taco Bell is so much better.

 

[cardncubfan]

I don't think so. You have to do a lot to it to make it taste good. No thanks.

http://www.smokingmeatforums.com/a/tips-slaughterhouse-recipes-for-poultry

 

[Rivercard]

It's the hand of Chickenman!

Look at the fingernails on that thing. Do chickens have fingernails like that?

 

[Rivercard]

Does anyone else find it kinda sexy that the hand/foot thingy is lovingly touching a breast?

 

[PDXChris]

Does anyone else find it kinda sexy that the hand/foot thingy is lovingly touching a breast?

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[LVG]

Look at the fingernails on that thing. Do chickens have fingernails like that?

It's one of Chickenman's superpowers?

Honestly, no idea.

 

[MigratingOsprey]

Look at the fingernails on that thing. Do chickens have fingernails like that?

yep, there is some variance based on many factors, but definitely not unusual - although it looks a little different given that the foot isn't pressed to the ground and sprayed out supporting a larger bird so that can mess with perception a little in that photo

 

[Mulli]

Don't you mean toenails?

 

[D-Dogg]

Eh, it's gross but come on. You are eating a bird. A delicious bird, but a bird.

 

[Jersey Girl]

Seriously. Dead chicken meat is dead chicken meat. She should be pissed if she found some broccoli in there or something.

 

[Rivercard]

She should have been stoked for the added bonus.

Seriously. Dead chicken meat is dead chicken meat. She should be pissed if she found some broccoli in there or something.

The package is priced by weight at the by the pound price for All-Natural* 97% Fat Free Boneless Breast (with Rib Meat), so it's technically not a "bonus".

 

[DemsMyBoys]

Did the person who put it on the shelf not notice there was a chicken foot in the package?

 

[Southpaw]

Does anyone else find it kinda sexy that the hand/foot thingy is lovingly touching a breast?

Meat packing plant humor at its finest.

 

[Rivercard]

Meat packing plant humor at it's finest.

Ah yes, perhaps the most underrated form of humor in America today.