SECTION 11's 2003 Offseason Poster Awards are coming...

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by AzCards21
Soooo....Is there a timeline for this big event?

Absolutely.

It will most definately be during the 2003 off-season.

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Jersey Girl Cards Fan
How about something for the ladies?

How about....

Most likely to turn you keychains into a massive ball of keys, rings, fuzzy things, little leather strappy things and pictures, all duking it out amonst each other while dangling in a huge mass of chaos from the side of your steering column?

 

[jf-08]

Have to have Several Thread Starter Categories too:

Most Views
Most Replies
Most Funny
Most Stupid
Least Views
Least Replies
WTF?
Best "I am not a troll but this thread really seems trollish" Thread
Most Offensive
Saddest
Best Avatar
Most Original Avatar
Worst Avatar / Least Creative Avatar
Most Homer-ish Thread

The "Dual Sign in" Award - the 2 posters who are really 1 with 2 screen names (sarcastic)

The Cleanup Hitter - the poster who usually sets thing straight with facts to end arguments

The bunter - the one who sacrifices his position most often or waffles most often

The Pinch Hitter - the one who normally doesn't contribute and/or make much of an argument, but when he/she does - WHAM - a homerun.

Starting Pitcher - who started the most threads

Relief Pitcher - Who comes in after a thread starts & dominates it thereafter?

The Closers - Thread Killers

Best GM - Jim / Mike / Jimmy O , etc

Most Original Thread

Most Destructive Post

 

[Dback Jon]

Starting Pitcher - who started the most threads - Section 11

The Pinch Hitter - the one who normally doesn't contribute and/or make much of an argument, but when he/she does - WHAM - a homerun. - Walter Mitchell

 

[jf-08]

Best Cameo by a Professional Announcer

 

[HoodieBets]

How about the award for the poster who spells the owners name wrong the most. I think that would be the only award i could win. Thank you mr. Bidwill.

 

[kerouac9]

Originally posted by azcardsfan1616
How about the award for the poster who spells the owners name wrong the most. I think that would be the only award i could win. Thank you mr. Bidwill.

Look, I don't want to tell you this again...

IT'S BIDWILL, NOT Bidwill.

Thank you.

Oh, you were joking? Misspelling is no joke, young man.

 

[HoodieBets]

Originally posted by kerouac9
Look, I don't want to tell you this again...

IT'S BIDWILL, NOT Bidwill.

Thank you.

Oh, you were joking? Misspelling is no joke, young man.

Yeah the joke was very subliminal, im gald you picked up on it though.

 

[Ed B]

Since none of you c**k-s*ckers has challenged my claim to the mother-f***ing Lady Bing Trophy, I'm taking the ***damn thing and going home, so screw you all.




I have clearly earned the Lady Bing Trophy, and you can kiss my a** if you don't think so.

 

[SECTION 11]

Yeah, well... Lady Bing was a tramp!!

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Originally posted by Ed B
Since none of you c**k-s*ckers has challenged my claim to the mother-f***ing Lady Bing Trophy, I'm taking the ***damn thing and going home, so screw you all.




I have clearly earned the Lady Bing Trophy, and you can kiss my a** if you don't think so.

Lady Bing? You mean like Chandler Bing on "Friends"? He's a really funny character!

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

bing-O!

 

[KingofCards]

Originally posted by HarleyRider
Go to the "Everything else" board and the "Screw the Pope" thread. The last couple of pages has King of Cards tiradng.


King,

You and I have got to drink beer together. Yer killin' me!

 

[Jersey Girl]

Originally posted by SECTION 11
How about....

Most likely to turn you keychains into a massive ball of keys, rings, fuzzy things, little leather strappy things and pictures, all duking it out amonst each other while dangling in a huge mass of chaos from the side of your steering column?

Only 11 year old girls and bimbos do that.

Two keychains for me. A cross and a cardinal.

 

[Pariah]

What happened to the awards ceremony? Was it cancelled/delayed due to the Gulf War for fear of terrorism attacks or because it would seem to extravegant during that somber time?

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by Pariah
What happened to the awards ceremony? What is cancelled/delayed due to the Gulf War for fear of terrorism attacks or because it would seem to extravegant during that somber time?

We still have the draft, mini camp, June 1, training camp...

Hell, I haven't even submitted my new uni / logo design yet!

 

[JeffGollin]

Lady Bing? You mean like Chandler Bing on "Friends"?
I think he was referring to the dude on the Sopranos

- Bada Bing

 

[Cardinals.Ken]

Well, have the votes been tabulated?

What are the catagories?

Perhaps another series of polls?

 

[jf-08]

Originally posted by Cardinals.Ken
Well, have the votes been tabulated?

What are the catagories?

Perhaps another series of polls?

S11 has been a slack-ass lately.

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by jkf296
S11 has been a slack-ass lately.

Who is this S11 anyway?

Why aren't we having this guy investigated?
Sounds like a rat to me...

 

[Cards Czar]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
"Thread Killer" right here

I swear there are more threads on this board that have me as the last poster than anyone else.

Sorry to bust your bubble there Ryanwb but its me who it the Thread Killer. I still can't figure out why? Is it my breath or underarms??


Navy Mike

 

[Red Air Force]

Originally posted by Jersey Girl Cards Fan
Only 11 year old girls and bimbos do that.

Two keychains for me. A cross and a cardinal.

Yeah, 11 year old girls and my Wife with her five pound monstrosity.

 

[Ouchie-Z-Clown]

callin' out 11!
callin' out 11!

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by PHXSPORTS4LIFE
callin' out 11!
callin' out 11!

Easy there Spartacus...
I think that was 11 year old girls he was talking about.

 

[jf-08]

You don't have much time left.