"Shane Reynolds was watching video of his last outing, trying to discover if he was still tipping his pitches, when something else jumped out at him, after giving up 17 runs on 17 hits in his last 5 innings.
"I realized I can't pitch for **** anymore," said the lanky 36-year-old righty. "My mechanics are off, my speed is down 3-4 mph, and I tip my pitches."
Reynolds had hoped that controlling his compulsive habit of mimicking the catcher's signs before his wind-up might help him get his ERA back under control, but he shook his head in disgust after watching the latest video. "I got nothing to prove," he said, "I know I'm not a Schilling - I'm thinner, and I can't find the strike zone with a GPS. But I'm younger than Johnson - and Spring Training numbers don't count."
"You can't judge guys by their Spring Training numbers," said manager Bob Brenley. "Reynolds' ERA is positively elephantine, but we still have him penciled in as our #4 guy." Brenly paused to sign for a box of rubber gum erasers sent by anxious fans, and winked. "Spring Training numbers don't tell the whole story. He's a worn-out veteran, he's cheap, and our GM has an...uncanny knack for finding those kind of guys to round out the rotation."
On a brighter note, today on KTAR 12:30 baseball show, Schulte and Brennaman commented that "The number 4 and 5 spots are WIDE open, with Patterson, Sparks, Reynolds, and Daigle all in the running.
They also suggested that Chad Tracy may start at Triple-AAA but if Danny B. struggles AT ALL in the early weeks, Tracy will replace him. I mean, Sandler is quick and flashy, but Tracy can hit rings around him. Go with the pups.