Shaq was here

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No backstreet boy singing man love? This video needs to be spiced up a little bit somehow.

Andrew in all seriousness have you ever wondered if shaq, how shall I put this, "knows" of you and your uncommon extreme man crush on him and has been told by his security people to stay away from you and that may be why you didn't get a high five? Something tells me that if you were to ever meet shaq that a restraining order will follow shortly after.

Andrew congrats on the interview. That is pretty cool. I am going to have to watch that show now for sure to see if you made the cut. Because of your cliffhanger you left us with in your video I will be nervously sitting on the edge of my seat now until I see the results .
 
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Shaq doesn't even know I exist, so I think I am good with not coming off crazy.
 

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Dude, that ****ing creeped me out. Seriously that was ****ing creepy John Wayne Gacy style
 

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are you saying its not really him? because it for sure is.

No I believe Mojo believes, and Ive sorted adopted this view myself that, Andrew is a character. His name may be Andrew but he's trying to do a Andy Kauffman type 'trolling' style of humor to get everyone's goat. All the Backstreet Boys videos, the quasi gay lisp, the unending manlove for Shaq, its just too much to be real. I have to tell myself its a character, otherwise Andrew is a very disturbed person who needs to get professional help from a shrink.
 

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No I believe Mojo believes, and Ive sorted adopted this view myself that, Andrew is a character. His name may be Andrew but he's trying to do a Andy Kauffman type 'trolling' style of humor to get everyone's goat. All the Backstreet Boys videos, the quasi gay lisp, the unending manlove for Shaq, its just too much to be real. I have to tell myself its a character, otherwise Andrew is a very disturbed person who needs to get professional help from a shrink.

I wish this was the case but I truly believe that is andrew for real.
 

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No I believe Mojo believes, and Ive sorted adopted this view myself that, Andrew is a character. His name may be Andrew but he's trying to do a Andy Kauffman type 'trolling' style of humor to get everyone's goat. All the Backstreet Boys videos, the quasi gay lisp, the unending manlove for Shaq, its just too much to be real. I have to tell myself its a character, otherwise Andrew is a very disturbed person who needs to get professional help from a shrink.
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This is some of the most amazing video footage I have ever seen. If this is for real, one can take this link directly to the nearest University to their Social Studies department. Show them you have video evidence of "how a person acts, dresses and talks when sheltered from reality/little or no contact with actual humans except for the web and TV".

Hoover is right, there is NO WAY...
 

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I have seen enough weird things on the internet to know that this is 100% real.

Most of you live sheltered internet lives, trust me though, try to keep it that way.

For your own good.
 

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I have seen enough weird things on the internet to know that this is 100% real.

Most of you live sheltered internet lives, trust me though, try to keep it that way.

For your own good.
+1.....come on guys this is Andrew we are talking about. Remember, he lives in Missouri. For all we know he lives in the middle of the woods with his mom and his dog. I am convinced and truly believe that this is really how Andrew is in real life. I think something may be wrong with him psycholgically (sp?) but regardless it is really entertaining and I miss Andrew not coming around this board as much due to Shaq being traded.


Andrew do you have any response to everyone who thinks that you are putting on a front? I think what makes it even more funnier is the people who post their lists of all the wierd things about him because if he isn't putting on a show then that has to do wonders for his self esteem.
 

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2 pages and counting.....
Its like reality TV, everyone makes fun of it but they can't stop watching it.
When the first video ever was posted I watched every single one I could find from Andrew. I can't help but watch them. Each one gets creepier and creepier.
 

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I always liked Andrew and didn't have a problem with him. Having said that, I wouldn't put the guy in the same room with any impressionable children, sharp objects or a life size poster of Shaq.
 

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