Snakes on a Plane

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I like Samuel L Jackson but this seeems like the dumbest thing ever. I might get it when it comes out in blockbuster, but really, snakes on a plane? lol, I saw the trailer before X-men 3.
 

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(Zona, do you really think that picture was appropriate???)
 
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August 18 is getting closer and closer. We'll have to start planning our "ASFN SoaP Viewing Party at The Arizona Center". :)
 

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Is this one of those movies that would be awesome drunk?? Cuz other than that I'm not getting it.
 

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jenna2891 said:
oh, definitely. that's the point. it's looks to be the best bad movie ever.

So is the thought process that this is going to be this generation's Evil Dead??

Evil Dead worked for a couple reasons....the biggest that they were no name actors and had a ridicously tiny budget. They shot some of that with Camcorders I've read.

Snakes on a plane looks to have a decent budget. The cinematography doesn't look corny. And there are big name actors.

If you try to make a bad movie like Evil Dead....and fail...then you end up with Passenger 57 or Anaconda.
 

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NEZCardsfan said:
So is the thought process that this is going to be this generation's Evil Dead??

Evil Dead worked for a couple reasons....the biggest that they were no name actors and had a ridicously tiny budget. They shot some of that with Camcorders I've read.

Snakes on a plane looks to have a decent budget. The cinematography doesn't look corny. And there are big name actors.

If you try to make a bad movie like Evil Dead....and fail...then you end up with Passenger 57 or Anaconda.

the key element to this is samuel l. jackson. and this movie was pretty much made to be exactly what it is: a great bad movie. i don't think they have aspirations of oscars or anything.
 

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jenna2891 said:
the key element to this is samuel l. jackson. and this movie was pretty much made to be exactly what it is: a great bad movie. i don't think they have aspirations of oscars or anything.

So is Samuel going to continue his Star Wars ninja guy over acting?? That was tough to watch. In fact, I'm surprised that all 3 of those last Star Wars movies aren't considered "bad" movies. Such bad acting.
 

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NEZCardsfan said:
So is Samuel going to continue his Star Wars ninja guy over acting?? That was tough to watch. In fact, I'm surprised that all 3 of those last Star Wars movies aren't considered "bad" movies. Such bad acting.


i never saw that last star wars. but yeah, samuel will just be himself and it will rock.
 

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I think when the DVD is released, the should include one of those snakes in a can that pop out, as part of the "Special edition DVD"

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jenna2891 said:
i never saw that last star wars. but yeah, samuel will just be himself and it will rock.

No, if Samuel is like his usual self it will suck. It's got to be the overdramatic crap acting like in Star Wars.
 
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NEZCardsfan said:
If you try to make a bad movie like Evil Dead....and fail...then you end up with Passenger 57 or Anaconda.

Combine those two movies and you have SoaP.
 

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abomb said:
Combine those two movies and you have SoaP.

Combine what two?? Passenger 57 and Anaconda?? Those two were terrible movies....nothing intentional about it.
 
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NEZCardsfan said:
Combine what two?? Passenger 57 and Anaconda?? Those two were terrible movies....nothing intentional about it.

Anaconda (snake) + Passenger 57 (plane) = SoaP
 

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abomb said:
Anaconda (snake) + Passenger 57 (plane) = SoaP

OMG....that's gonna be terrible. Will it be worse than Hollow Man??
 

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NEZCardsfan said:
OMG....that's gonna be terrible. Will it be worse than Hollow Man??

Why are you making such a big deal? It is what it is. It's not going to be Schindler's List, and the people making it didn't expect it to be. If you don't want to see it, don't see it. It's not the filmmakers' fault that the marketing has blown up far beyond their expectations.

Look at Blair Witch, absolutely awful movie, but it made millions because of it's marketing. At least SoaP looks like it will be a lot more fun to watch.
 

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Chaplin said:
Why are you making such a big deal? It is what it is. It's not going to be Schindler's List, and the people making it didn't expect it to be. If you don't want to see it, don't see it. It's not the filmmakers' fault that the marketing has blown up far beyond their expectations.

Look at Blair Witch, absolutely awful movie, but it made millions because of it's marketing. At least SoaP looks like it will be a lot more fun to watch.

The original Blair Witch wasn't that bad to me. I thought it had an interesting angle. It's one of those movies that everybody says is so bad....so you just start believing it.

Blair Witch 2 should have never been made though.
 

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Chaplin said:
Look at Blair Witch, absolutely awful movie, but it made millions because of it's marketing. At least SoaP looks like it will be a lot more fun to watch.

WHAT? :thud:
 

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SirStefan32 said:

This post either means:

1) You thought Blair Witch was fun to watch

or

2) You think that regardless of it being a B-movie, it will suck no matter what, not even in the "so bad it's good" category
 

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Chaplin said:
This post either means:

1) You thought Blair Witch was fun to watch
I thought Blair Witch was okay. Not great, but pretty good.
 

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Chaplin said:
This post either means:

1) You thought Blair Witch was fun to watch

or

2) You think that regardless of it being a B-movie, it will suck no matter what, not even in the "so bad it's good" category

Actually, I'm gonna go see Snakes on a plane. It's probably going to be so stupid that it's gonna be funny. I am still hoping Samuel Jackson will say "There are snakes on a ********** plane!"

However, to say it's gonna be better or more fun to watch than the original Blair Witch is insane.
 

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Pariah said:
I thought Blair Witch was okay. Not great, but pretty good.

They develop some decent suspense, and I kinda liked the ending, but other than that, its strength was easily in the brilliance of its editing. Otherwise, there is very little substance in the whole thing. The leadup to the climax had some scares, but it was too slow to develop. Blair Witch was a short film expanded into an overlong piece.
 

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SirStefan32 said:
Actually, I'm gonna go see Snakes on a plane. It's probably going to be so stupid that it's gonna be funny. I am still hoping Samuel Jackson will say "There are snakes on a ********** plane!"

Um, have you been reading threads? He IS going to say that, it's been a documented fact for months!

However, to say it's gonna be better or more fun to watch than the original Blair Witch is insane.

Nice. Maybe you should post "Blair Witch Project" on the most overrated movies thread. In fact, I'm going to do that right now, just based on this post.
 

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Sam Jackson,going back to a killer animal movie - worked great the first time with Deep Blue Sea! If I'm as smashed when I see SoaP as I was when I saw DBS, it will go down as a classic without a doubt.

Don't doubt Sam Jackson in a killer animal movie!

By the way - for anyone that hasn't seen Deep Blue Sea, it has THE single greatest scene (in my completely twacked out opinion) in movie history in it - nothing to me ever made me howl like......

(This probably isn't necessary for Deep Blue Sea, but here it goes anyway)
SPOILER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam Jackson giving a typical yelling Sam Jackson speech (Youn think water's cold, try ice!), rallying the troops only to get up to the climax of the speech when a shark rises out of no where and snaps his body in half - absolutley classic. If you freeze-frame and go frame by frame as the shark dr5ags Jackson back to the water, you can tell that the F/X guys had fun with that shot as a HUGE smile comes over Jackson's face and his arms go out to the side, almost shrugging like saying "oh well, what can you do?"

Classic.

Bring on the trash!
 
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