feels like this is keims honey badger contract...
or maybe it went like this...
Mike- "so, steve lets talk. what are we gonna do about our QB?"
Steve- " Ya know Mike, I been thinkin on that and there are options... but some of them are gonna cost us"
Mike-" well, we have some cap space...make the deal"
Steve-" it aint just that Mike,... the cap space alone guys dont want to come here and besides I really like this guy in the draft"
Mike- "so whats the problem?"
Steve- "well mike...its gonna take a huge deal to get us in the right position to get him,...and if it dont work out,...well,...I might not be able to get another job Mike...so it has me pretty nervous"
Mike- "I see... tell ya what,...here, sign this.. Your my boy steve, I dont want ya feeling insecure...sign this extension...make your deals..if it dont work out, then we reload and start over"
Steve-' aw gee, thanks mike...this way if things get bad and I end up doing sideline reporting for espn at least I aint gotta sell my boat"
Mike- "exactly. I know how much you love that boat stevie... now go get our guy"
Steve-"sweet... I luv ya man!! Hey Karen!! Get me cleveland NY and Indy on the phone please!"