Stout's 1st-Round Mock and other Bud Light Mocks

[Stout]

I'm sure this will be way off base, and I know I don't know enough to accurately pick much heading in. I did this one for the Bud Light challenge, though, in about 1/2 an hour, so I figured I'd throw it up there.

Note--no idea why the teams didn't copy, but this was a no-trades, pick 1-32 draft.
Another note--I thought about having us take an ILBer, just to give posters an aneurism. I figure the Dotson pick ought to do it for some of yin

• 1
  
  Travon Walker Defensive End
  
  
  
• 2
  
  Aidan Hutchinson Defensive End
  
  
  
• 3
  
  Derek Stingley Jr. Cornerback
  
  
  
• 4
  
  Ahmad Gardner Cornerback
  
  
  
• 5
  
  Evan Neal Offensive Tackle
  
  
  
• 6
  
  Kenny Pickett Quarterback
  
  
  
• 7
  
  Jermaine Johnson II Defensive End
  
  
  
• 8
  
  Kayvon Thibodeaux Defensive End
  
  
  
• 9
  
  Charles Cross Offensive Tackle
  
  
  
• 10
  
  Arnold Ebiketie Defensive End
  
  
  
• 11
  
  Drake London Wide Receiver
  
  
  
• 12
  
  Kaiir Elam Cornerback
  
  
  
• 13
  
  Andrew Booth Jr. Cornerback
  
  
  
• 14
  
  Jordan Davis Defensive Tackle
  
  
  
• 15
  
  Trent McDuffie Cornerback
  
  
  
• 16
  
  Trevor Penning Offensive Tackle
  
  
  
• 17
  
  Chris Olave Wide Receiver
  
  
  
• 18
  
  Treylon Burks Wide Receiver
  
  
  
• 19
  
  Desmond Ridder Quarterback
  
  
  
• 20
  
  Malik Willis Quarterback
  
  
  
• 21
  
  Jameson Williams Wide Receiver
  
  
  
• 22
  
  Garrett Wilson Wide Receiver
  
  
  
• 23
  
  Jahan Dotson Wide Receiver
  
  
  
• 24
  
  Ikem Ekwonu Offensive Tackle
  
  
  
• 25
  
  Kyler Gordon Cornerback
  
  
  
• 26
  
  Kenyon Green Offensive Guard
  
  
  
• 27
  
  Kyle Hamilton Safety
  
  
  
• 28
  
  Boye Mafe Outside Linebacker
  
  
  
• 29
  
  David Ojabo Outside Linebacker
  
  
  
• 30
  
  George Pickens Wide Receiver
  
  
  
• 31
  
  Tyler Linderbaum Center
  
  
  
• 32
  
  Nakobe Dean Inside Linebacker
  

 

[tnmike]

Where's the Beef ?

 

[Cardsfaninlouky]

Where's the Beef ?

Under the pickle

 

[Krangodnzr]

LOL at Icky going 24th. That dude could go 2nd and no one would bat an eye.

If the Cardinals passed on Icky, I'd burn every piece of Cardinals items I own, including my signed Larry Centers jersey

 

[BritCard]

I know there's all the rumours about the Panthers taking QB at #6. I just don't see it. The only other team taking a round 1 QB are the Steelers and they seem to like Malik Willis.

Panthers could easily get a QB and likely Pickett with their 2nd.

 

[Stout]

LOL at Icky going 24th. That dude could go 2nd and no one would bat an eye.

If the Cardinals passed on Icky, I'd burn every piece of Cardinals items I own, including my signed Larry Centers jersey

Like I said, I have no clue AND it took me about 1/2 an hour

 

[outcent13]

I know there's all the rumours about the Panthers taking QB at #6. I just don't see it. The only other team taking a round 1 QB are the Steelers and they seem to like Malik Willis.

Panthers could easily get a QB and likely Pickett with their 2nd.

Problem they have is they don’t have another pick until pick 137 . I’m not sure why there aren’t more projections with them trading down(There may be) .

 

[BritCard]

Problem they have is they don’t have another pick until pick 137 . I’m not sure why there aren’t more projections with them trading down(There may be) .

Fair enough. I'm not sure anyone wants to trade up to #6 enough, it would have to be a cheap trade for the buyer.

But none of these QB's are better than Sam Darnold. Whatever you think of Darnold this class it garbage.

 

[Stout]

Fair enough. I'm not sure anyone wants to trade up to #6 enough, it would have to be a cheap trade for the buyer.

But none of these QB's are better than Sam Darnold. Whatever you think of Darnold this class it garbage.

That, and this exercise had to be done without factoring in any trades. Thus making it probably a million times less likely to succeed. But, eh, what the heck.

 

[Krangodnzr]

Like I said, I have no clue AND it took me about 1/2 an hour

Yeah you have no chance of winning when you put maybe the best player in the draft that deep.

Ekwonu is a fantastic OL who could probably play every OL position.

 

[Stout]

Yeah you have no chance of winning when you put maybe the best player in the draft that deep.

Ekwonu is a fantastic OL who could probably play every OL position.

You can continue being critical, and I can continue not caring because I knew this was going to be a shambles

 

[BritCard]

Here's my Bud Light draft which is almost certainly 98% wrong.

• 1
  EVAN NEAL OFFENSIVE TACKLE
  
  
• 2
  AIDAN HUTCHINSON DEFENSIVE END
  
  
• 3
  IKEM EKWONU OFFENSIVE TACKLE
  
  
• 4
  KAYVON THIBODEAUX DEFENSIVE END
  
  
• 5
  AHMAD GARDNER CORNERBACK
  
  
• 6
  CHARLES CROSS OFFENSIVE TACKLE
  
  
• 7
  JERMAINE JOHNSON II DEFENSIVE END
  
  
• 8
  GARRETT WILSON WIDE RECEIVER
  
  
• 9
  TRAVON WALKER DEFENSIVE END
  
  
• 10
  DRAKE LONDON WIDE RECEIVER
  
  
• 11
  DEREK STINGLEY JR.CORNERBACK
  
  
• 12
  TRENT MCDUFFIE CORNERBACK
  
  
• 13
  JAMESON WILLIAMS WIDE RECEIVER
  
  
• 14
  KYLE HAMILTON SAFETY
  
  
• 15
  CHRIS OLAVE WIDE RECEIVER
  
  
• 16
  TREVOR PENNING OFFENSIVE TACKLE
  
  
• 17
  JORDAN DAVIS DEFENSIVE TACKLE
  
  
• 18
  TYLER LINDERBAUM CENTER
  
  
• 19
  DEVIN LLOYD INSIDE LINEBACKER
  
  
• 20
  MALIK WILLIS QUARTERBACK
  
  
• 21
  DAXTON HILL SAFETY
  
  
• 22
  JAHAN DOTSON WIDE RECEIVER
  
  
• 23
  ZION JOHNSON OFFENSIVE GUARD
  
  
• 24
  ARNOLD EBIKETIE DEFENSIVE END
  
  
• 25
  ANDREW BOOTH JR. CORNERBACK
  
  
• 26
  KENYON GREEN OFFENSIVE GUARD
  
  
• 27
  DEVONTE WYATT DEFENSIVE TACKLE
  
  
• 28
  BERNHARD RAIMANN OFFENSIVE TACKLE
  
  
• 29
  GEORGE KARLAFTIS DEFENSIVE END
  
  
• 30
  KAIIR ELAM CORNERBACK
  
  
• 31
  KYLER GORDON CORNERBACK
  
  
• 32
  JALEN PITRE SAFETY

 

[Brian in Mesa]

If he's available, Keim would run to the podium himself.

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[Stout]

I edited the title so anyone else entering the contest can post their mocks here.

 

[BritCard]

I edited the title so anyone else entering the contest can post their mocks here.

The website is a bit crap to be honest. Failed to submit the draft about 10 times. I had to refresh before it would submit and now it says "Pending".

 

[kerouac9]

If he's available, Keim would run to the podium himself.

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Joke's on you. Keim can't run anywhere.

 

[Stout]

The website is a bit crap to be honest. Failed to submit the draft about 10 times. I had to refresh before it would submit and now it says "Pending".

Yeah, I had to take a pic of my picks, just in case, then refresh it to get it to go through.

 

[BritCard]

Yeah, I had to take a pic of my picks, just in case, then refresh it to get it to go through.

Same. And on my picks it says "0% chose this player" which makes me think the whole thing is screwed.

 

[Stout]

Same. And on my picks it says "0% chose this player" which makes me think the whole thing is screwed.

Yep, same.

 

[dreamcastrocks]

If Zion doesn't get drafted in the first round, and the Cards don't trade the rest of their draft if they have to go get him, I will pull a Krang.