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Okay, so it sounded snarky, but it's really just a straightforward mock. Deal with it I'm hitting the first round, as well as all of the Card's picks.
1-Miami: Jake Long-T, Michigan
Traditional logic says that the #1 pick should be used on a left tackle or a quarterback, and Parcells does not break with tradition this year.
2-St. Louis: Chris Long-DE, Virginia
Glenn Dorsey is tempting, but the Rams can use the extra edge rush that Long will immediately provide.
3-Atlanta: Glenn Dorsey-DT, LSU
Gholston might have been tempting, but they have one end they gave up a lot to acquire and another drafted last year in the first round. They’re tempted by Matt Ryan but figure to get a quality quarterback in the 2nd round, or after trading back up into the 1st round.
4-Oakland: Darren McFadden-RB, Arkansas
The Raiders would have gone with the no-brainer pick of Chris Long, because it matches need and talent with bringing Howie’s son into the fold. Al Davis will gladly accept the best running back in the draft as a consolation prize.
5-Kansas City: Ryan Clady-T, Boise State
The Chiefs resist the temptation to take Matt Ryan and decide to give some help to young Croyle, who gets another shot.
6-New York Jets: Sedrick Ellis-DT, USC
With the addition of Pace, Gholston isn’t the priority he used to be. Ellis will be plugged into the middle of that 3-4 defense immediately.
7-New England: Leodis McKelvin-CB, Troy
The Patriots are desperate for corner back help, and though they need help at linebacker, they simply do not draft linebackers. Bellicheck prefers veteran linebackers more prepared to learn his complicated defensive schemes.
8-Baltimore: Matt Ryan-QB, Boston College
The Raven’s war room does a collective cartwheel to the podium to select Ryan.
9-Cincinnati: Vernon Gholston-DE, Ohio State
Cincinnati might have wanted Ellis, but they also desperately need an edge rusher. Gholston, an Ohio State product, falls into their laps.
10-New Orleans: Keith Rivers-LB, USC
The Saints take the best inside backer in the draft without thinking twice.
11-Buffalo: Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie-CB, Tennessee State
The Bills are sorely tempted to reach for a wideout, and though they are known for taking players higher than projected, they stick with a better value pick.
12-Denver: Chris Williams-T, Vanderbilt
Williams fits the Broncos mold of offensive lineman perfectly, much more so than the mauler Otah.
13-Carolina: Branden Albert-G, Virginia
The Panthers need help at other areas too, but decide to bolster their offensive line first with this draft riser.
14-Chicago: Jeff Otah-T, Pitt
Contrary to the situation in Denver, the Bears prefer more of a strong, straight-ahead blocker, and Otah is that man.
15-Detroit: Jerod Mayo-LB, Tennessee
Another draft riser, Mayo will be used inside and groomed for a move to the outside position.
16-Arizona: Rashard Mendenhall-RB, Illinois
The Cardinals get one of the players they wanted all along, and possibly the exact player they hoped to fall to them. Immediately compliments Edge and will take over as the feature back sooner rather than later.
17-Minnesota: Derrick Harvey-DE, Florida
The Vikings are thrilled that a top pass rusher is still on the board, as they desperately need one.
18-Houston: Jonathan Stewart-RB, Oregon
Not content with one injury-prone back, the Texans draft another. They need running back help, and have Stewart as the highest available player on their board.
19-Philadelphia: Devin Thomas-WR, Michigan State
The Eagles take arguably the best wideout prospect in the draft, a position they are desperate to upgrade.
20-Tampa Bay: Mike Jenkins-CB, South Florida
The Bucs are amazed that Jenkins lasted this long, and snap him up at once.
21-Washington: Calais Campbell-DE, Miami
Desperate for a pass rusher, the Redskins reach for Campbell.
22-Dallas: Felix Jones-RB, Arkansas
This is the back the Cowboys wanted, because they knew they neither McFadden or Mendenhall would possibly fall to them.
23-Pittsburgh: Dan Connor-LB, Penn State
The Steelers are always in search of great linebackers, and Connor will become a solid defensive leader in the Steeler 3-4.
24-Tennessee: Malcolm Kelley-WR, Oklahoma
The Titans need a wideout badly and are pleased Kelley is still on the board.
25-Seattle: DeSean Jackson-WR, Cal
The Seahawks are also thin at wideout and really wanted Kelley, but they settle for Jackson.
26-Jacksonville: Phillip Merling-DE, Clemson
Merling almost slides out of the first round because of his injury status and his stating that he entered the draft because his family needed the money. Despite these question marks, the Jags feel he can help continue the defensive stability on their line.
27-San Diego: Kenny Phillips-S, Miami
The Chargers have the luxury of not needing to patch too many glaring holes, and take an athlete in the secondary who they feel can really help their coverage packages.
28-Dallas: Brandon Flowers: CB-Virginia Tech
Once thought of as the top prospect at his position, Flowers has inexplicably fallen down many draft charts. He does not fall out of the first round. The Cowboys would love to solidify the corner back spot opposite Newman, and Flowers will do so.
29-San Francisco: Limas Sweed-WR, Texas
Another team needing a wideout, the 49ers ignore some other glaring needs to take the Texas standout.
30-Green Bay: Chad Henne-QB, Michigan
Surprising many, both because they select a quarterback and because they take Henne over Flacco and Brohm, the Packers are still not sold on Rodgers.
31-New England: Forfeited.
32-New York Giants: Gosder Cherilus-T, Boston College
The Giants are tempted to go for a play-making wideout or linebacker, but talent meets need and they try to patch up their offensive line instead.
Rest of Card’s Draft:
50-Justin King-CB, Penn State
81-Mike McGlynn-G, Pitt
116-Dexter Jackson-WR, Appalachian State
149-Andre Fluellen-DT, Florida State
185-Mike Dragosavich-P, North Dakota State
225-Jack Ikegwuonu-CB, Wisconsin
Also, here are some of my concerns that might throw my mock for a loop.
1-I’m worried that more CBs will be taken.
2-I think King will be taken by the Cowpukes, but I want him for us in the 2nd.
3-I fully realize I relied heavily on need and it might not play out that way.
1-Miami: Jake Long-T, Michigan
Traditional logic says that the #1 pick should be used on a left tackle or a quarterback, and Parcells does not break with tradition this year.
2-St. Louis: Chris Long-DE, Virginia
Glenn Dorsey is tempting, but the Rams can use the extra edge rush that Long will immediately provide.
3-Atlanta: Glenn Dorsey-DT, LSU
Gholston might have been tempting, but they have one end they gave up a lot to acquire and another drafted last year in the first round. They’re tempted by Matt Ryan but figure to get a quality quarterback in the 2nd round, or after trading back up into the 1st round.
4-Oakland: Darren McFadden-RB, Arkansas
The Raiders would have gone with the no-brainer pick of Chris Long, because it matches need and talent with bringing Howie’s son into the fold. Al Davis will gladly accept the best running back in the draft as a consolation prize.
5-Kansas City: Ryan Clady-T, Boise State
The Chiefs resist the temptation to take Matt Ryan and decide to give some help to young Croyle, who gets another shot.
6-New York Jets: Sedrick Ellis-DT, USC
With the addition of Pace, Gholston isn’t the priority he used to be. Ellis will be plugged into the middle of that 3-4 defense immediately.
7-New England: Leodis McKelvin-CB, Troy
The Patriots are desperate for corner back help, and though they need help at linebacker, they simply do not draft linebackers. Bellicheck prefers veteran linebackers more prepared to learn his complicated defensive schemes.
8-Baltimore: Matt Ryan-QB, Boston College
The Raven’s war room does a collective cartwheel to the podium to select Ryan.
9-Cincinnati: Vernon Gholston-DE, Ohio State
Cincinnati might have wanted Ellis, but they also desperately need an edge rusher. Gholston, an Ohio State product, falls into their laps.
10-New Orleans: Keith Rivers-LB, USC
The Saints take the best inside backer in the draft without thinking twice.
11-Buffalo: Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie-CB, Tennessee State
The Bills are sorely tempted to reach for a wideout, and though they are known for taking players higher than projected, they stick with a better value pick.
12-Denver: Chris Williams-T, Vanderbilt
Williams fits the Broncos mold of offensive lineman perfectly, much more so than the mauler Otah.
13-Carolina: Branden Albert-G, Virginia
The Panthers need help at other areas too, but decide to bolster their offensive line first with this draft riser.
14-Chicago: Jeff Otah-T, Pitt
Contrary to the situation in Denver, the Bears prefer more of a strong, straight-ahead blocker, and Otah is that man.
15-Detroit: Jerod Mayo-LB, Tennessee
Another draft riser, Mayo will be used inside and groomed for a move to the outside position.
16-Arizona: Rashard Mendenhall-RB, Illinois
The Cardinals get one of the players they wanted all along, and possibly the exact player they hoped to fall to them. Immediately compliments Edge and will take over as the feature back sooner rather than later.
17-Minnesota: Derrick Harvey-DE, Florida
The Vikings are thrilled that a top pass rusher is still on the board, as they desperately need one.
18-Houston: Jonathan Stewart-RB, Oregon
Not content with one injury-prone back, the Texans draft another. They need running back help, and have Stewart as the highest available player on their board.
19-Philadelphia: Devin Thomas-WR, Michigan State
The Eagles take arguably the best wideout prospect in the draft, a position they are desperate to upgrade.
20-Tampa Bay: Mike Jenkins-CB, South Florida
The Bucs are amazed that Jenkins lasted this long, and snap him up at once.
21-Washington: Calais Campbell-DE, Miami
Desperate for a pass rusher, the Redskins reach for Campbell.
22-Dallas: Felix Jones-RB, Arkansas
This is the back the Cowboys wanted, because they knew they neither McFadden or Mendenhall would possibly fall to them.
23-Pittsburgh: Dan Connor-LB, Penn State
The Steelers are always in search of great linebackers, and Connor will become a solid defensive leader in the Steeler 3-4.
24-Tennessee: Malcolm Kelley-WR, Oklahoma
The Titans need a wideout badly and are pleased Kelley is still on the board.
25-Seattle: DeSean Jackson-WR, Cal
The Seahawks are also thin at wideout and really wanted Kelley, but they settle for Jackson.
26-Jacksonville: Phillip Merling-DE, Clemson
Merling almost slides out of the first round because of his injury status and his stating that he entered the draft because his family needed the money. Despite these question marks, the Jags feel he can help continue the defensive stability on their line.
27-San Diego: Kenny Phillips-S, Miami
The Chargers have the luxury of not needing to patch too many glaring holes, and take an athlete in the secondary who they feel can really help their coverage packages.
28-Dallas: Brandon Flowers: CB-Virginia Tech
Once thought of as the top prospect at his position, Flowers has inexplicably fallen down many draft charts. He does not fall out of the first round. The Cowboys would love to solidify the corner back spot opposite Newman, and Flowers will do so.
29-San Francisco: Limas Sweed-WR, Texas
Another team needing a wideout, the 49ers ignore some other glaring needs to take the Texas standout.
30-Green Bay: Chad Henne-QB, Michigan
Surprising many, both because they select a quarterback and because they take Henne over Flacco and Brohm, the Packers are still not sold on Rodgers.
31-New England: Forfeited.
32-New York Giants: Gosder Cherilus-T, Boston College
The Giants are tempted to go for a play-making wideout or linebacker, but talent meets need and they try to patch up their offensive line instead.
Rest of Card’s Draft:
50-Justin King-CB, Penn State
81-Mike McGlynn-G, Pitt
116-Dexter Jackson-WR, Appalachian State
149-Andre Fluellen-DT, Florida State
185-Mike Dragosavich-P, North Dakota State
225-Jack Ikegwuonu-CB, Wisconsin
Also, here are some of my concerns that might throw my mock for a loop.
1-I’m worried that more CBs will be taken.
2-I think King will be taken by the Cowpukes, but I want him for us in the 2nd.
3-I fully realize I relied heavily on need and it might not play out that way.
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