Strangest NFL story since the Davenport Closet Thing

[CardinalChris]

According to ProFootballTalk.com, Tatum Bell made off with Rudi Johnson's bags Monday while Rudi was in Matt Millen's office. Seriously. Upon finding the items missing, the Lions checked video surveillance and found Bell doing his best cookie crook impression. Bell took the bags to a female acquaintance and asked her to keep them for awhile. Johnson has since retrieved the bags and charges will not be pressed. No word yet on whether Bell fumbled the leather items as he made his way down the crowded hallway.

I know, the source, etc..... but even if it is just a rumor that is some strange stuff.

 

[BigRedRage]

I just read that too, pretty funny if true.

 

[TJ]

And Tatum Bell was just cut by the lions.....coincidence??

 

[CardinalChris]

Yeah, he took the guy who replaced him's bags... my guess is out of spite, but I am not sure where he expected to go from there. It seems very poorly planned and sort of......sad

 

[Team G]

That's better than Davenport stealing the bags. There would be a little something "extra" in there for Rudi.

 

[ThunderCard]

UPDATE: Tatum Bell vehemently claims complete innocence. He acknowledges that he took the bags, but says he believes that they believed to another Lion who had been recently cut, who had asked Bell to retrieve his bags for him. Bell claims to have stolen nothing.

Rudi Johnson says that, yes, he has his bags back, but that cash and underwear are missing. He does not believe Bell's story.


Why did Tatum steal his underwear ??

 

[abomb]

Terrible thread title name.