STATUS REPORT:
So let's recap the status of our Phoenix Disaster, I mean Phoenix Suns. They have lost their first three games of the season, one by 48 points and one by 42. And we gave up 132 points in the other game.
And that Eric Bledsoe, the tweener Guard (who should have been traded last year), tweeted, “I don’t wanna be here.” A few hours later, our latest cheap and inexperienced Head Coach, Earl Watson, was fired by owner Robert $arver (the $mall town banker), whom Jerry Colangelo hand picked as his successor as owner and has been a flop. He even named himself interim General Manager in the past.
Coach Earl Watson’s alphabet has only 24 letters -- no X’s or O’s. He never should have been hired as Head Coach. But he was instructed probably by his cheap and inexperienced GM Ryan McDonough, as well as the Tucson banker, to tank for the second year in a row, and probably for however long it takes until we get the #1 pick in the draft (which the NBA office makes sure never happens). This season will be the Suns 8th straight without a playoff appearance.
Watson should not have been our Head Coach. McDonough should not be our GM. And $arver should not be our owner. But the double edged sword there is that if he sells the team, the Phoenix Disaster (I mean Suns) would probably be moved to Seattle in a heartbeat. And, oh yes, the L.A. Rams beat the Arizona Cardinals 33-0 today. And, if the Diamondbacks cannot afford to sign their MVP last season, JD Martinez (batting behind Paul Goldschmidt in the lineup), the D-backs post-season appearance would be short lived.
Arizona's golden age of major league sports has come to an end. Sad!