Suns @ Magic game thread 3-24-18

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I was worried the Suns might screw this one up but cooler heads prevailed.
 

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Jesus Bender has been that bad? Good lord


Yep! It's really noticeable because he has so few things he does well. He's a decent defender for his age, he is a good passer, and he is a good shooter. When his shot is not falling, it's really noticeable. The rest of his game is just no underdeveloped that there isn't a single thing he does well. He has to start driving, cutting, going for offensive rebounds. He really needs to add one more thing to his game if he wants to stay in the league, even as a bench player. He need to watch tape of Warren moving without the ball, and he has to make a commitment to go for offensive rebounds. When your shot isn't falling, you have to be able to get an easy layup or two. Right now, he just can't do that.
 

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I think its inappropriate for you to call him Jesus Bender. Nobody ever said he was the messiah. We all knew at best he was a project at best.

This is a good joke, but you've made it irresistible to refer to him as "Jesus Bender" from now on, so your joke may end up backfiring. Or maybe just "Jesus."
 

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Even Jesus showed a mean streak once though. He didn't like people peddling wares in his house but Bender doesn't seem to have an issue with anyone lighting him up at home or away.
 

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Even Jesus showed a mean streak once though. He didn't like people peddling wares in his house but Bender doesn't seem to have an issue with anyone lighting him up at home or away.

That's classic!
 

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