suns new years resolutions?

[boisesuns]

here's an idea for fun. what would the suns new years resolutions be?

jj: i promise to be more consistent and make some plays

googs: you can have my salary, me and randy livingston have some talking to do

penny: i think i'll play defense this next year

marbury: maybe i should take over some games more often

marion: i promise to drive more and make my game worth my max salary

amare: i'm going to take over this team this year with my low post presence

zarko: i can hit three's, is that a resolution?

scott williams: i'll be a better locker room guy....(laughs)

jocobsen: resolution...i learned that at stanford i think

white: i promise to be the biggest big man in the valley since oliver miller...wait....

harvey: i've played good for the worst team in the east, and i'll make sure this team isn't the worst in the west.

little jake: i should pay the refs this year. they call me for fouls on everything!!!

coach d: i will help the team play 4 quarters and not give up big leads

colangelo: the suns...who plays first for them?

and a resolution not to be forgotten......

frank johnson: hey, i hear the cards have an opening for a coach..... they are young and they have an extra three mins per quarter...think of the possibilities!!!


what would the resolutions be in your eyes for the suns players?

 

[F-Dog]

Sounds like fun, sort of...


Marbury: deliver some new clutch shots for 2004, with better celebrations this time (i.e. no more taking a dump on the court)

Marion: figure out how to score 18+ ppg as the third option

Joe J: figure out how not to take 15+ shots per game as the fourth or fifth option

Penny: start taking Ritalin for those mental lapses, and maybe some Wellbutrin to help with the pouting

Jacobsen: fewer drives that get stuffed, more 28-footers that swish

Jahidi: invest in some stick-um...and keep up the good attitude, despite an occasional DNP

Voskuhl: plan an offseason Third World Scavenger Hunt--visit Venezuela to pick up some of Anthony Mason's footwork, and China for a little of Wang Zhi-Zhi's shooting touch

Scott Williams: send Karl Malone to IR again, just for old time's sake

Zarko: drop 100 points (total) on Dallas in the three remaining matchups, and drop Dejan Koturovic from call list to spend more time chatting up Vlade Divac

Barbosa: pick up Portuguese version of "How to play Point Guard in the NBA" by Steve Francis, learn what not to do

Donnell Harvey: write 100 times every day: "I will not go back to the Krispy Kreme diet, even after the Suns weld me to their bench in February"

Googs: purchase a new wardrobe from the NBA Draft Day collection (hint: Charles Oakley is good for a quick loan and some style tips)

Trybanski: same as Googs

Amare: buy 2005-6 calendar, circle first day allowed to sign max contract extension, start practicing signature

Coach D: stay smart, stay humble

Bryan Colangelo: convince Tiago Splitter not to bother coming to the US for workouts this spring

Frank Johnson: move to Italy, learn how to coach



The last one is too harsh, I know...