MaoTosiFanClub said:How the KVB signing went down...
Mac: Hey Coach Fisher, I got a guy I think we should bring in. High draft pick defensive end.
Fisher: Have you coached him before?
Mac: Yessir. He has a huge heart and had his jersey mass produced in Arizona.
Fisher: Interetsing. Is it Simeon Rice? I didn't know we could get him.
Mac: Nope, not Simeon. This guy has 100% more heart than Rice and his energy is unparalleled.
Fisher: Who is this guy? How many double digit sack seasons has he had?
Mac: Um, did I mention he has a lot of heart?
Fisher: Is this another one of your 'heart' guys Mac? You know how poorly McAddley worked out for us last season.
Mac: KVB's heart is the bigger than my native state of Texas. Kyle is a guy I want in the foxhole next me. Kyle is...
Fisher: (frustrated) Allright Mac, we'll freaking sign the guy. Just shut up already.
Lex said:Good luck to him.
He's too small.
K9?
MaoTosiFanClub said:How the KVB signing went down...
Mac: Hey Coach Fisher, I got a guy I think we should bring in. High draft pick defensive end.
Fisher: Have you coached him before?
Mac: Yessir. He has a huge heart and had his jersey mass produced in Arizona.
Fisher: Interetsing. Is it Simeon Rice? I didn't know we could get him.
Mac: Nope, not Simeon. This guy has 100% more heart than Rice and his energy is unparalleled.
Fisher: Who is this guy? How many double digit sack seasons has he had?
Mac: Um, did I mention he has a lot of heart?
Fisher: Is this another one of your 'heart' guys Mac? You know how poorly McAddley worked out for us last season.
Mac: KVB's heart is the bigger than my native state of Texas. Kyle is a guy I want in the foxhole next me. Kyle is...
Fisher: (frustrated) Allright Mac, we'll freaking sign the guy. Just shut up already.
100%CardsFan said:Actually I heard it went like this....
Fisher- Hey Mac what do you think about KVB?
Mac- I have been in the league for 20 years.
Fisher- I know you have told me 15 times today, now anyways what do you think about KVB???
Mac- You know, I have been in the leauge for 20 years
Fisher- Ahh nevermind I will just sign him myself.
kerouac9 said:I was watching ESPN's Inside the NFL Draft Update this afternoon, and under the "major additions" for the Titans, the only player listed was KVB. It's been a sad offseason for Titans fans.
Anyone been on one of their boards lately? Are they pumping up the signing?
SWEET! I LIKE THIS SIGNING ALOT! and you know what, when i saw on espn that the titans signed someone, i almost choked on my dinner
He has to be the worst Free Agent Ever. Have yall seen this guy stats. They are horrible. Dam, Dam, Dam!!!!!!!!
Redheart said:Well, there goes my only "authentic" Cardinals jersey. I got it free the year the Cardinals let season ticket holders pick one from a field of four. I think KVB was the last one who was still a Cardinal...until this year, anyway.
I think the choices were:
David Boston
Thomas Jones
Dexter Jackson
KVB
I think I want an "authentic" NFL jersey with a "REDHEART" sew-on name panel with the number 1. Any suggestions?
Thanks 100%!100%CardsFan said:The choices were Lassiter, Plummer, Boston or KVB. And they were replicas not authentics as I remember.
Redheart said:Thanks 100%!
I can't trust my memory; I blame the beer.
1.5 sacks per season says apparently you can. How about that for a first post?Can't take a tape measure to hustle, my friend.