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The Bengals beat Houston 38-3 on the road last year.



JUDGEMENT DAY is hurling toward this franchise like a freaking meteor.


It's not just another game...
It's not an "Any given Sunday" thing...


We're talking about hard core biblical-type stuff...
Fire. Crazy dudes in robes. Locusts. Armageddon. The Apocalypse.
 

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We have to do something about thie crap. I've had it!! We need a new owner - period! Let's start working on it. Any suggestions?
 

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Oh - there's no doubt about it in my mind - we ARE losing to the Bengals next year. Weren't we the only team to lose to the Jets back in 1996 when they were 1-15? Mark it down! This season is going to be hilarious, and I for one can't wait to watch it. Pain is the greatest source of comedy and from the pain the Cards front office seems intent on inflicting on us, I deem the Cards the Blockbuster of the Fall!
 

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Originally posted by red desert
We have to do something about thie crap. I've had it!! We need a new owner - period! Let's start working on it. Any suggestions?
Yeah, I have a few I could give you, but I seriously doubt you'd be overly thrilled with them. :wave:
 

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Originally posted by cheesebeef
Oh - there's no doubt about it in my mind - we ARE losing to the Bengals next year. Weren't we the only team to lose to the Jets back in 1996 when they were 1-15?

Yes... I will never forget that game...10/27/96....I was driving up Pike's Peak listening to the game via radio. When they lost, I came _this close_ to driving my Jeep over the edge.

My girlfriend at the time thought I was psycho to get so emotional after a game.

I dumped her following the 97 Rose Bowl when she that "It was just a game" and I "shouldn't get so upset".
 

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LOL, Maddog....

I tried that same tactic after this gal told me not to get upset over a damm football game. I tried to get her to leave. Trouble was it was my wife, and she owned the damm house, and had the car keys. Fortunately, there was another refrigerator in the basement, and I loaded it with beer. Great week that was, too.
 

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I don't see why this is so out of the ordinary. I would like the Cardinals chances against an expantion team any day of the week. Now if it were the TEXANS who beat the Bengals 38-3, that is scary.
 

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Originally posted by maddogkf
Yes... I will never forget that game...10/27/96....I was driving up Pike's Peak listening to the game via radio. When they lost, I came _this close_ to driving my Jeep over the edge.

My girlfriend at the time thought I was psycho to get so emotional after a game.

I dumped her following the 97 Rose Bowl when she that "It was just a game" and I "shouldn't get so upset".

Can't Understand Normal Thinking!
 

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Is it true it's always happy hour with you. If it is I'd like to stay a while

Sweet sig. I catch Roger here in Denver about twice a year. They draw quite a crowd. He was just here last week (sans peacemakers), but I missed it.
 
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Originally posted by SECTION 11
The Bengals beat Houston 38-3 on the road last year.



JUDGEMENT DAY is hurling toward this franchise like a freaking meteor.


It's not just another game...
It's not an "Any given Sunday" thing...


We're talking about hard core biblical-type stuff...
Fire. Crazy dudes in robes. Locusts. Armageddon. The Apocalypse.


It's going to get worse. Much worse.

The Mighty Mighty Cincinnati Bengals come to town for the absolute must win of the season.

I can't wait for this game.
 

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Originally posted by cheesebeef
Oh - there's no doubt about it in my mind - we ARE losing to the Bengals next year. Weren't we the only team to lose to the Jets back in 1996 when they were 1-15? Mark it down! This season is going to be hilarious, and I for one can't wait to watch it. Pain is the greatest source of comedy and from the pain the Cards front office seems intent on inflicting on us, I deem the Cards the Blockbuster of the Fall!

The only thing that will get this owner's attention is lack of attendance. Losing does not seem to bother him. We need a couple of crowds on the order of 5-6 thousand people and let him suffer some of the humillation we suffer. By the way all bad things can and do come to an end. My Cubs have won their first playoff series in 95 years. I declare the Billy Goat curse dead and burried. We even have a long shot at playing the Red Sox in the World Series and then the Curse of the Bambino would be dead. I do not know what it will take to remove the Curse of the Bidwill's. Something very powerful like money.
 

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Originally posted by john h
The only thing that will get this owner's attention is lack of attendance. .

That's getting closer and closer to reality. Remember just 2 years ago the base Cards fans attendance was about 30K, now it's about 20K.
 
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