The Aristocrats

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The Aristocrats

Release Date: July 29, 2005 (NY, LA; wider release: August 12)
Studio: THINKFilm
Director: Paul Provenza
Screenwriter: Not available
Genre: Comedy, Documentary
MPAA Rating: Not Available
Website: THINKFilmcompany.com

Starring: Chris Rock, Gilbert Gottfried, Robin Williams, Jon Stewart, Dave Thomas, Trey Parker, Matt Stonel, Bill Maher, Penn Jillette, Sarah Silverman, Smothers Brothers, Whoopi Goldberg, Carrie Fisher, Phyllis Diller, Carrot Top, Eddie Izzard, Jason Alexander, Hank Azaria, Lewis Black, Drew Carey, George Carlin, Billy Connolly, Pat Cooper, Andy Dick, Don Rickles

Plot Summary: With "The Aristocrats," Paul Provenza and Penn Jillette have made the funniest movie ever, because it has more funny people than have ever been in one movie before. A labor of love three years in the making, encompassing more than 100 comedians and culled from over 100 hours of footage, Provenza and Jillette shot the documentary holding DV cameras in their own hot little hands and edited it at home on a Mac. As fellow comedians, Provenza and Jillette got their cameras rolling where no real filmmaker could ever go. They let us see how professional comedians talk after their sitcoms have wrapped and the audience has gone home.

The result is a heartfelt, private, unprecedented backstage look at famous comedians playing around. Provenza and Jillette got superstar comedians being funny for other comedians, and that is really no-kidding funny. They also captured a performance portrait unlike any other: The art of comic improvisation.

We see artists draw the same nude, hear musicians play the same song, and see actors do the same Shakespearean scene. Comedians, however, never tell the same joke. Provenza and Jillette got comedians to tell the same joke.

"The Aristocrats" is a joke that has been with comics since Vaudeville. "The Aristocrats" is joke that is never told in public, a private joke for comedians, so you've never heard it before. It's a secret handshake among comics. It is also the dirtiest joke you will ever hear.

"The Aristocrats" is filthy, vile, disgusting - and hilarious. "The Aristocrats" captures over 100 of the world's funniest, most gifted comics giving the joke their own interpretation. Even in comedy, it's the singer, not the song.

"The Aristocrats" is dirtier than anything you've ever thought. That's because you leave thoughts like this to the experts so you don't have to think them yourself. You love comedy because it makes you laugh and cringe at somebody else. These comedians push boundaries you never knew existed. That's because they're artists.

"The Aristocrats" has no nudity, no sex, and no violence, but it's one of the most shocking movies you will ever see. Take a deep breath. This is the power of language spoken by professionals. Professionals trying to outdo each other with the most hysterically disgusting, offensive, f**ked-up verbal images they can spit out. You'll hear descriptions that will stay with you the rest of your life, whether you want them to or not.

"The Aristocrats" is an arresting portrait of the comic art - one that makes us cringe, laugh and think - all at once. Remember, these men and women are professionals. You sure don't want to try this at home.
 
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A family act (not for family)

Tuesday, August 2, 2005
By LARRY McSHANE Associated Press writer

NEW YORK —
This ain’t no Walt Disney production — not with the language. Or the imagery. Or the **********.

Particularly the **********.

Yet Penn Jillette, executive producer of “The Aristocrats,” believes his acclaimed documentary about the filthiest joke known to mankind is an achievement far beyond cartoon classics like “Bambi.”

“This film has more affection and love and world peace in it than any Disney film ever made,” said Jillette, best known as half of the magic act Penn & Teller. “This is a truly feel-good movie about (an unprintable family activity).”

More accurately, this movie is about a variety of unprintable family activities, some involving pets, limited only by the imagination of the person telling the joke. The bit is vile, vulgar, obscene and offensive; it’s a gag that could make you gag.

But as related by Robin Williams, Chris Rock, Martin Mull, Whoopi Goldberg and dozens of other brilliant comedians, this low-rent humor helps “The Aristocrats” hit rarely reached comedic heights. It delivers on the promise of its promo:

“No nudity. No violence. Unspeakable obscenity.”

The joke, which dates back to vaudeville, consists of a raunchy setup followed by the simple punchline “the aristocrats.” It was passed down through the years, with each comic adapting the joke to reflect their own personality.

Or psychosis.

Jillette, who developed the documentary’s concept four years ago over coffee with comedian (and “Aristocrats” director) Paul Provenza, envisioned comedians riffing on the joke like jazz musicians taking solos in a smoky nightclub.

Picture Miles Davis, after trading his trumpet for Tourette’s syndrome.

“It’s be-bop, improvisation,” Jillette explained. “You get to see different actors do Shakespeare, or jazz musicians do versions of the same song. Why not comedians?”

Provenza concurred.

The pair bought two video cameras and a pile of blank 60-minute tapes, then began calling their friends.

Almost everyone responded enthusiastically, with more than 100 appearing in the film. “Drew Carey said yes before I could explain the whole thing,” Jillette said.

Everyone worked for free.

“Not paying the comics a dime — that’s Penn’s greatest magic trick,” said comedian Gilbert Gottfried, who worked for Disney as the voice of parrot Iago in “Aladdin” and handles the same chores for the ubiquitous AFLAC duck in TV commercials.

Sitting down with Jillette for “The Aristocrats” was a perfect fit for him.

“I’ve always said my career is somewhere between children’s programming and hard-core porn,” said Gottfried, who insists that he was the first person to tell the joke to Jillette — and failed to see the Miles Davis parallel.

“I personally think Miles Davis is a lot funnier than me,” Gottfried said. “And he’s working more.”

A tasteless joke about a dead jazz legend? Perfect. No taboo is taboo for “The Aristocrats.”

Bob Saget, the beloved “Full House” father, provides a definition of “cockeyed” unimagined by Merriam or Webster. Andy Dick conjures a crotchless Hitler outfit in his version. Kevin Pollack tells the joke while doing a dead-on impression of Christopher Walken.

Gottfried’s perversely profane version at a Friars Club roast of Hugh Hefner steals the movie. The Playboy poobah looks perplexed as Gottfried begins the joke.

“Hefner does get blindsided, and I love that,” Jillette said.

Initially, there were fears that appalled audiences would storm out of the theater in droves. Instead, the 86-minute documentary debuted at the Sundance Film Festival (with just a dozen walkouts) to almost unanimous praise, and was purchased by distributor THINKFilm in January.

It opened in New York and Los Angeles over the weekend, with a national release Aug. 12.

“The Aristocrats” won’t arrive without controversy. The AMC theater chain, which operates 3,500 movie screens nationwide, already announced it won’t show “The Aristocrats.”

Terrific news, according to Jillette.

“It kind of makes me feel great, because words still have power,” Jillette said. “I just like how uplifting the idea is: Words are powerful.”
 

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I can't wait to see this movie.

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We watched this movie last night. Eventually it was pretty funny, but at first it took us a while to get into the pace/style of the film.

It's 75 different comedians telling the same joke: "A guy walks into an agents office and pitches his family vaudville act..." then, here in the middle you just describe the raunchiest act you can think of, the more disturbing the better, the more social taboos you shatter, the better. After you've explained this simply monsterous, debase act..."the agent says, 'that's awful. What do you call yourselves?' The guy replies: 'The Aristicrats!'" Alternate punchlines include "the Sophisticates," or "the Debutants."

The punchline sucks, but it's the telling that is the beauty of the joke. Appearently, it truly is a "comedian's joke;" nearly every comic is familiar with it and there's a certain lore that goes with it. Some comedians have reportedly dragged the middle of the joke on for more than an hour.

Once you get past the bodily fluids and the incest and the sodomy (three recurrent themes in the telling), some of these guys are a riot. I would encourage you to watch the DVD extras, too. Very funny stuff.

As an aside, it was Johnny Carson's favorte joke. The movie was dedicated to him.
 
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jenna2891 said:
i heard it was extremely dirty. is it funny enough to watch, in spite of all the crap?
Yup. But you've got to stick with it. The first .5 hour or so isn't all that great.

And, yeah...very dirty. It's comedians literally thinking of the worst things they can say.

Something that struck me a funny--you know who one of the dirtiest is? Bob Sagat. Yup. The America's Funniest Videos guy.
 

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Pariah said:
Yup. But you've got to stick with it. The first .5 hour or so isn't all that great.

And, yeah...very dirty. It's comedians literally thinking of the worst things they can say.

Something that struck me a funny--you know who one of the dirtiest is? Bob Sagat. Yup. The America's Funniest Videos guy.

I got drug to one of his shows here in Tempe....thought it would be awful, but surprsiningly very funny. Filthy, filthy, show though.

:biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh::eek:
 

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Pariah said:
Yup. But you've got to stick with it. The first .5 hour or so isn't all that great.

And, yeah...very dirty. It's comedians literally thinking of the worst things they can say.

Something that struck me a funny--you know who one of the dirtiest is? Bob Sagat. Yup. The America's Funniest Videos guy.

i actually knew that about bob sagat. i think i saw him on letterman a long time ago and was shocked; he was clearly saying the most awful things he could get away with.
 

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jenna2891 said:
i actually knew that about bob sagat. i think i saw him on letterman a long time ago and was shocked; he was clearly saying the most awful things he could get away with.


He also directed Dirty Work....a movie I doubt the America's Funniest Home Video/Full House target audience would find humorous.

Personally, I loved the movie.
 

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jenna2891 said:
i thought that movie was pretty funny. i didn't know that was him.

Glad you liked it. You want me to dig it out of my trash so you can have it??
 

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jenna2891 said:
actually, i think i have a copy somewhere. thanks, though.

I seriously want this movie out of my collection.

Notebook
Dirty Work
Wedding Crashers
Legally Blonde
From Justin to Kelly
Monster in Law

I'm seriously thinking about having a nickel sale for these.
 

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Boy, I really thought I'd like this movie, but really didnt like it at all. Pretty much funny for about 10 minutes. If I were 12, I probably would have thought it was the best movie ever made.

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Saw this Saturday - not impressed - a few funny scenes, that is about it.

Bob Sagat was great, as was the Liza Minelli impersonater.
 

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abomb said:
Boy, I really thought I'd like this movie, but really didnt like it at all. Pretty much funny for about 10 minutes. If I were 12, I probably would have thought it was the best movie ever made.

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Wait a minute...you're not twelve?

huh.
 

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I just watched it. I thought it was pretty dumb. As was mentioned earlier the first 30 minutes isn’t good. I would just have deleted it from the show and made it an hour show, 90 minutes was way too long to talk about the same thing. However, I did laugh during a few parts in the middle. I think the guy telling the joke using playing cars was the best, he was pretty clever. I also like the mime guy’s act. The expressions on the people walking by in the background were classic.
 

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I got totally bored by this movie. It took the funny away from the joke (which is mildly funny anyway). Drew Carey was great, and his snaps were funny. I made it halfway through and deleted it from the DVR. I found myself just tuning out because it was kind of bo-ring.
 
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