Jetstream Green
Kool Aid with a touch of vodka
and its not Bidwill (he is old fashioned and has made dumb moves in the past but a bad person he is not) and it's not the team. Somewhere there is this fan who loves the Cardinals that is probably the worst human being to ever walk the earth and his whole vile family for generations have been Cardinal fans. The only thing he loves is the Cardinals and hates everything else in life and this is the only way the divine one is able to punish him. We must find him and dispose of him or even better make him into a Cowboy fan.