The how are we going to blow this season poll...

How are we going to blow this season...

  • Palmer gets hurt and Stanton reminds us that he is a backup

    Votes: 8 24.2%
  • Ellington gets hurt and the offense crumbles

    Votes: 14 42.4%
  • We lose some close games and then just tank making Arians retire

    Votes: 3 9.1%
  • We lose because that is what Cardinals do best

    Votes: 8 24.2%

  • Total voters
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Let us calm down and be traditional Cardinal fans. This season has the epic possibilities of a let down for the ages... so how are we going to choke
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However the Cards manage to make it happen, it will be in such an excruciatingly horrific fashion that all Cards fans from Texas will desert them and become Crowboy fans... forever doomed to worship at the feet of their beloved Jerruh.

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However the Cards manage to make it happen, it will be in such an excruciatingly horrific fashion that all Cards fans from Texas will desert them and become Crowboy fans... forever doomed to worship at the feet of their beloved Jerruh.

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Not here, I have been a fan since the mid '70s... I can take the punishment lol
 

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If I had to choose, I'd go with Ellington going down.
 

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I didn't vote because the Cards are NOT going to blow this season. They are playoff, most likely even Super Bowl bound!
 

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It's "very" Cardinal to think in the negative, BUT...

I NEVER hear...the Broncos are going to blow it by (fill-in-the-blank)

I think of all the professional sports, football is the MOST unpredictable because of the injury-factor.

I prefer to approach this just as B.A. is instructing his team...day-to-day...week-to-week.

...And I am very confident that we have the right people in place to make us successful...NO MATTER what "cards" are dealt to us going forward.

LOVING THIS SEASON!!

MARK IN SC :)

A happy BASK-ER for several weeks now.
 

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Why is everyone saying injuries? There are so many threads taking it for granted that we are going to make it to the Super Bowl its making my head spin. Does NOBODY think that we can lose in the playoffs? Injuries dont/havent stopped this team but lets not forget that we can simply lose any game.....its why they play the games after all.

Personally I feel that the playoffs are a given. We could go 3-5 and still make it. But even with the top seed it will only take one loss to end the season once the playoffs start.
 

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Old man Bill forces Michael to trade Arians and Keim for Whiz and Graves.
 

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Option E:
PP21 continues to regress.
Cromartie gets distracted by news that he will be a daddy (again).
Honey Badger don't care (for real).
Bucannon turns into a lost rookie at midnight.
Larry Foote remembers he is old.
Palmer palms the palming ball for 37 INT's.
Ellington gets butterfingers.
Fitz is phased out.
Floyd continues the dropsies.
Veldheer remembers he is a LT for the Cardinals and begins to play accordingly.
The Earth opens up and swallows U of P Stadium, so we have to play at SDS the rest of the season.
 

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Option E:
PP21 continues to regress.
Cromartie gets distracted by news that he will be a daddy (again).
Honey Badger don't care (for real).
Bucannon turns into a lost rookie at midnight.
Larry Foote remembers he is old.
Palmer palms the palming ball for 37 INT's.
Ellington gets butterfingers.
Fitz is phased out.
Floyd continues the dropsies.
Veldheer remembers he is a LT for the Cardinals and begins to play accordingly.
The Earth opens up and swallows U of P Stadium, so we have to play at SDS the rest of the season.

we realize how bad it truly is losing washington and dansby.
palmer's nerve in his shoulder goes haywire again.
cromartie thinks he's made it with 3 picks, stops playing.
PP21 can't take the "overrated" comments, really becomes overrated.
with palmer out, we bring back warner. since keim has developed alzheimers, he brings back 53 year old CURT warner by mistake.
 
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Option E:
PP21 continues to regress.
Cromartie gets distracted by news that he will be a daddy (again).
Honey Badger don't care (for real).
Bucannon turns into a lost rookie at midnight.
Larry Foote remembers he is old.
Palmer palms the palming ball for 37 INT's.
Ellington gets butterfingers.
Fitz is phased out.
Floyd continues the dropsies.
Veldheer remembers he is a LT for the Cardinals and begins to play accordingly.
The Earth opens up and swallows U of P Stadium, so we have to play at SDS the rest of the season.

Classic lol
 

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Only potential I can see is if Arians slips on a banana peel and breaks a brain cell - forcing him to repeat over and over that 'the system works'.....
 

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Only potential I can see is if Arians slips on a banana peel and breaks a brain cell - forcing him to repeat over and over that 'the system works'.....

You just reminded me of a John McKay quote, the funniest head coach ever:

After receiving harsh criticism from the media about McKay's coaching skills in the NFL, McKay replies "You guys don't know the difference between a football and a bunch of bananas." In the next interview, members of the media left bananas for McKay. He then replied, "You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes Benz."

Other notables:

Standing on the sidelines during a game, McKay said, "Can't stop a pass, or a run...otherwise we're in great shape."

Following a Tampa Bay Buccaneers loss in their early seasons, McKay was asked what he thought of his team's "execution." He replied, "I'm all for it."

On recruiting his son, J.K., to play football at USC: "I had a rather distinct advantage. I slept with his mother."

My favorite:
During a team meeting, McKay told his players that games are won and lost in "the trenches." He then spotted Howard Fest sleeping in the back. McKay yelled, "FEST FEST, where are games won and lost?" Fest replied, "Right here with the Buccaneers coach."
 
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With all due respect, where's the "shut your pie hole?" option?

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I must fight the good hoodoo voodoo anti hex fight with all of Sissy's accursed Super Bowl polls finalities which may be pushing the football gods too much and incur their wrath... we must take all necessary precautions which the fans are responsible for lol
 

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I must fight the good hoodoo voodoo anti hex fight with all of Sissy's accursed Super Bowl polls finalities which may be pushing the football gods too much and incur their wrath... we must take all necessary precautions which the fans are responsible for lol

I would reply, but I worry about upsetting the football universe. Did I just reply? Doh!
 

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