Jetstream Green
Kool Aid with a touch of vodka
Let us calm down and be traditional Cardinal fans. This season has the epic possibilities of a let down for the ages... so how are we going to choke
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However the Cards manage to make it happen, it will be in such an excruciatingly horrific fashion that all Cards fans from Texas will desert them and become Crowboy fans... forever doomed to worship at the feet of their beloved Jerruh.
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Not here, I have been a fan since the mid '70s... I can take the punishment lol
Remember 1988, 7-4 and leading the division and Lomax gets hurt and we go with him![]()
You will change your screen name to TroyBoy.
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Remember 1988, 7-4 and leading the division and Lomax gets hurt and we go with him![]()
Option E:
PP21 continues to regress.
Cromartie gets distracted by news that he will be a daddy (again).
Honey Badger don't care (for real).
Bucannon turns into a lost rookie at midnight.
Larry Foote remembers he is old.
Palmer palms the palming ball for 37 INT's.
Ellington gets butterfingers.
Fitz is phased out.
Floyd continues the dropsies.
Veldheer remembers he is a LT for the Cardinals and begins to play accordingly.
The Earth opens up and swallows U of P Stadium, so we have to play at SDS the rest of the season.
Option E:
PP21 continues to regress.
Cromartie gets distracted by news that he will be a daddy (again).
Honey Badger don't care (for real).
Bucannon turns into a lost rookie at midnight.
Larry Foote remembers he is old.
Palmer palms the palming ball for 37 INT's.
Ellington gets butterfingers.
Fitz is phased out.
Floyd continues the dropsies.
Veldheer remembers he is a LT for the Cardinals and begins to play accordingly.
The Earth opens up and swallows U of P Stadium, so we have to play at SDS the rest of the season.
If I had to choose, I'd go with Ellington going down.
Only potential I can see is if Arians slips on a banana peel and breaks a brain cell - forcing him to repeat over and over that 'the system works'.....
After receiving harsh criticism from the media about McKay's coaching skills in the NFL, McKay replies "You guys don't know the difference between a football and a bunch of bananas." In the next interview, members of the media left bananas for McKay. He then replied, "You guys don't know the difference between a football and a Mercedes Benz."
Standing on the sidelines during a game, McKay said, "Can't stop a pass, or a run...otherwise we're in great shape."
Following a Tampa Bay Buccaneers loss in their early seasons, McKay was asked what he thought of his team's "execution." He replied, "I'm all for it."
On recruiting his son, J.K., to play football at USC: "I had a rather distinct advantage. I slept with his mother."
During a team meeting, McKay told his players that games are won and lost in "the trenches." He then spotted Howard Fest sleeping in the back. McKay yelled, "FEST FEST, where are games won and lost?" Fest replied, "Right here with the Buccaneers coach."
With all due respect, where's the "shut your pie hole?" option?
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I must fight the good hoodoo voodoo anti hex fight with all of Sissy's accursed Super Bowl polls finalities which may be pushing the football gods too much and incur their wrath... we must take all necessary precautions which the fans are responsible for lol