The King of The Duke and the Search for the Silver Chalice

[Mitch]

The great King of The Duke has been banished from his throne in Indianapolis. He seeks a new kingdom.

Some say---even claiming "you can take it to the bank" that Arizona, the Land of the Golden Sun is the King's best fit---

After all, at his age, would he want to swelter away in the heat and humidity of Miami?

Would he want to risk crippling arthritis while managing troops under the cold, dank clouds of Seattle?

Would he want to take the spotlight away from his younger brother King Eli of the Meadowlands in The Big Apple?

In addition, in Arizona he could be united with the Prince of the Pigskin himself, Sir Larry Fitzgerald---the very equivalent of the King's football soul-mate.

Furthermore, there could be plenty of good old rounds of golf with the Earl of Scratch, Ken Whisenhunt.

In fact---it may be suspected that the Earl of Scratch's influence has already made an impact on the King---as today, when the King was asked about where his new kingdom will be---the King retorted, "I haven't even thought about it."

Hey---wait a minute!---wasn't that the exact same retort the Earl of Scratch made a couple of weeks ago when asked about his QB situation?

Maybe, just maybe, the last time the Earl and the King played, they spent the back nine devising their plan and synchronizing their stories?

Yet, as we know, the summoning of the King all falls squarely on the shoulders and hidden gem chests of the House of Bidwill---

Will the House of Bidwill do what it takes to bring the King of Duke to Arizona and thereby line the road to the Silver Chalice with the enchanting sparkle of red rubies?

Hail Hail to The King of The Duke!

May he be donning Cardinal red and hoisting the Silver Chalice forever forward!

 

[AzStevenCal]

Hopefully the Court Jester won't take his sweet time putting together this deal.

Steve

 

[Buckybird]

Nice piece Lancelot

 

[Buckybird]

Hopefully the Court Jester won't take his sweet time putting together this deal.

Steve

 

[splitsecond]

I will now get drunk and recite this in a terrible English accent until it becomes truth.

 

[RedRob]

I will now get drunk and recite this in a terrible English accent until it becomes truth.

 

[52brandon]

After all, at his age, would he want to swelter away in the heat and humidity of Miami?

well enough that he already owns a home there

 

[Cardiac]

Thanks Mitch, that was a fun read.

 

[WildBB]

I will now get drunk and recite this in a terrible English accent until it becomes truth.

And begin.

Is that Maid Marrian and her cohort I see yonder....
Come, Let us pillage and plunder .

 

[40yearfan]

Mitch, I see that your poetic license is up to date and in effect.

Maybe you can sell this to Cheese to use in his TV series.

 

[LarryStalling]

I hope that Pope Michael comes off of his chair of William and gets involved personally trying to get PM in Phoenix. Somethings are just too big and important for a Court Jester to handle.