The McMahon Entourage

[Gee!]

Thugging it.. I go to jail all the time homeboy.. Me and me homie Jim get parking tickets like its nothing.. Quit being squares.. Have you seen my entourage? I will walk by you with a rope around my waist pulling a beer cooler like its nothing..

Tally Ho!


Go Cards!!!

Saints are dead..

 

[BirdMan21]

Wake Up! We're Rollin Out, You In!? Lets Go!

 

[Gee!]

Can you help me with these four?

 

[BirdMan21]

We need an entourage, cause no offense....Im hammered and you arent gonna pull that many girls

 

[Gee!]

Have you seen my entourage we aint scared of anything!

 

[BirdMan21]

I don't care about your entourage.......If you sit on the cooler though for a ride, I will kill you and dump you in the river....don't even question it.

 

[Gee!]

We are 4 Hall of Famers with $1500 each in this strip club.. Lets get it..

 

[BirdMan21]

I am a relative unknown cause I kick for a small school, but I already have been given a huge credit line of for that huge contract I am gonna get in the draft next year.

 

[BirdMan21]

Guess she doesnt get my humor, Im just here to have fun....we arent here to kidnap yall...I have a charity golf tournament in a few hours...where would I hide you?

 

[Gee!]

Andy you already lost your girl? ******

 

[Gee!]

Who's door was that we knocked on? Check the list..

 

[Gee!]

Ill take my glasses off right after you take them panties off..

 

[Gee!]

We are gonna burn this ******* city down. Take us to a club where the strippers are under 30.

 

[BirdMan21]

We have a few questions for you...1, can we order some breakfast we are hungry 2, how are we gonna get home 3, what do you have planned for the just over 2 hours till you have to be anywhere?

 

[Gee!]

It sounded like you had two girls in there.. Oh Hi ladies.. Its only right I see you naked since he seen my girl naked..

 

[BirdMan21]

Whats up idiot....hope my money was wisely spent and you didn't bail on me. I can't hook a person up much more, let them roll with me, claim they are an NFL player, basically give them 1500 bucks and set up everything for them.....come to think of it, I am a damn humanitarian

 

[Gee!]

HAHAHAHA

We just trying to bring fun back this forum,,

LETS GO CARDS!

 

[BirdMan21]

Nothing like a good drunken Jim McMahon story to get this forum ready for the rest of the season

 

[BigRedRage]

unbelievably bad. "I go to jail all the time" compelling rhymes.

 

[Gee!]

unbelievably bad. "I go to jail all the time" compelling rhymes.

these just jokes...

 

[Shane]

Have you seen my entourage we aint scared of anything!

You scared of me!

 

[Gee!]

You scared of me!

A dude on a moped scooter? Get real .. ahhahahaha

 

[Shane]

A dude on a moped scooter? Get real .. ahhahahaha

It is what it is. And what it is is you being afraid!