The official "It could be worse" thread

[Assface]

Too often we focus solely on the negatives and don't stop to think about the things that are going right. Sure we've only won 3 games and are the laughing stock of the league. What does it really matter if we've been blown out week after week and havent been remotely competitive? Remember, as bad as things are they could always be worse. For instance"

It could be worse, a giant asteroid could land on us, wiping out all life and leaving us to become oil for some distant civilization.


See? That was easy, now you try.

 

[OSCAR_VILLAREAL]

or worse quan could get struck by the asteroid

 

[conraddobler]

Originally posted by OSCAR_VILLAREAL
or worse quan could get struck by the asteroid

Well duh of course he would be struck by the asteroid as he deflected it back out to space, sheeeeesh.....

MOTO

 

[40yearfan]

They could renew Mac's contract for another 3 years.

 

[Assface]

The nice men in white coats could take away Section 11's computer.

 

[Red Dawn]

It could be worse, the "lost" letter to Skkorp could have been Mac's resignation.

 

[Ryanwb]

The Cardinals could get rid of the cheerleaders and hire more Flagboys

 

[maddogkf]

They stop serving beer @ SDS and the stands are filled with Cowboys fans

 

[Billy Flynt]

Mr B pays for Vince Tobin and Buddy Ryan to go through surgery to become conjoined twins and they are hired to be the first two headed head coach in NFL history. This becomes a costcutting measure so that the Cards don't need to hire an OC or DC.

 

[jf-08]

I could be known as "ASSFACE"

 

[Duckjake]

Originally posted by casablanca
Mr B pays for Vince Tobin and Buddy Ryan to go through surgery to become conjoined twins and they are hired to be the first two headed head coach in NFL history. This becomes a costcutting measure so that the Cards don't need to hire an OC or DC.

Great idea except that it needs to be John Mackovic and Buddy Ryan.

 

[100%CardsFan]

Mr Bidwill could fly a crop duster over the games and dump diareaha all over the remaining Cards fans.

 

[Card Trader]

Originally posted by 100%CardsFan
Mr Bidwill could fly a crop duster over the games and dump diareaha all over the remaining Cards fans.

I don't know why, but this has me laughing uncontrollably......people at work are starting to look at me funny. Wait.....

 

[SECTION 11]

You could be forced to listen to this album over and over and over...

 

[Mr.Dibbs]

Originally posted by Ryanwb
The Cardinals could get rid of the cheerleaders and hire more Flagboys

Fat transvestite flag boys...

 

[ds512az]

Hey 11! That's my Mom!!!!

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by ds512az
Hey 11! That's my Mom!!!!

I know. She says, "hi."
Makes a great meatloaf, by the way.

 

[Lex]

It could be worse.

We could be watching the Cards in a stadium back east, with sleet and snow falling, and 20 below zero wind chill... Hahahahehehehohohoho.

I'll take shorts and a sweatshirt at SDS.

 

[100%CardsFan]

We could find out that our cheerleaders are really transvestites

 

[AndyO]

It could be worse.

We could have no playoff wins since 1947.

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by AndyO
It could be worse.

We could have no playoff wins since 1947.

que?

 

[vince56]

Yo Section 11,

we won 1 in 1998

 

[SECTION 11]

Originally posted by vince56
Yo Section 11,

we won 1 in 1998

yep

 

[Mr.Dibbs]

Bidwill could change our colors to pink and green, after Arizona's state flower.

 

[maddogkf]

Originally posted by 100%CardsFan
We could find out that our cheerleaders are really transvestites

oh the horror!