The real curse

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Forget the Madden Curse and the Duckjake Curse, the real Curse is the Curse of Bud Light.

So far this year we have been subjected to endless Bud Light Commercials featuring Eagles fans eating Quinoa, Rams fans clapping in unison at a bar, Giants fans moving in unison, and Steelers fans twirling their towels in unison.

What has all that superstitious behavior gotten them? A combined 2-14 record. Oh and a bunch of crappy domestic beer.

Stay away from the Cardinals Bud Light or I will put a hex on you!
 

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Forget the Madden Curse and the Duckjake Curse, the real Curse is the Curse of Bud Light.

So far this year we have been subjected to endless Bud Light Commercials featuring Eagles fans eating Quinoa, Rams fans clapping in unison at a bar, Giants fans moving in unison, and Steelers fans twirling their towels in unison.

What has all that superstitious behavior gotten them? A combined 2-14 record. Oh and a bunch of crappy domestic beer.

Stay away from the Cardinals Bud Light or I will put a hex on you!
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I don't even drink beer, and if I did
I wouldn't drink that clydesdale urine.

Sincerely,

The most UNinteresting man in the world.

or so my wife calls me







Edit to change to urine from word I'm not supposed to use.


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MODS - Please change this thread title to "Chris Sanders Has Been Drinking Again"
 

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Crud! Isn't Budweiser the Cardinals #1 sponsor? We're doomed. Well looking on the brightside all this time I thought it was me but it wasn't. It was AZCards21 and his Bud Light. :p
 

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If you are dumb enough to drink Bud Light and think it's a good beer, you deserve all the misery life sends to your football team.
 

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And of course they show the Steelers winning TD catch against us in the SB.
 

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Remember when Bud Light had good, funny commercials? "Here's to you, Mr. ........."

The new ad lineup is just horrible.
 

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Commercial breaks would be so much better if we were sponsored by Victoria's Secret.
 

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However they haven't pinned their marketing on a wider mouth can that is useless unless you havea tool or key. Seriously work on the crappy taste of your beer stop blaming the can.
 

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Looks like a bunch of beer snobs are on here. I'm a Budlight drinker & proud of it. :D

Clydesdale piss ;)

I hate when I go to the Cards Stadium considering I sell coors, miller, shiner, corona, modelo, Heineken, dos Equis, etc in Dallas.

At least we only got 1 beer where animals pee in the water :D
 

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Looks like a bunch of beer snobs are on here. I'm a Budlight drinker & proud of it. :D

I agree. I'd rather have a Miller Lite Draft than a Longboard or Fat Tire or Fireman's 4 or some awful tasting IPA that is only popular with beer snobs who probably don't like the taste either. :D

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Put me down for New Castle Brown Ale. Became addicted to that while overseas in England drinking that in Pubs.
 

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Really impressed with the improvement in Mexican beers; Tecate Light is my current favorite for great taste with less calories.
 

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Sincerely,

The most UNinteresting man in the world.

Panhandlers give him his money back
He thinks Mistletoe is used as treatment for atheletes foot
He actually failed a Rorschach test
When he makes love, ladies yawn in delight
His cereal gets soggy.... before he adds milk
When he signed up as an organ donor, he was denied

He is ....... MrYeahbut.... the most uninteresting man in the world!!!
 
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