The Red Sea is about to increase by one ...

[Jersey Girl]

Chris Sanders and I are expecting a baby girl in early July.

We have nicknamed her the Honey Badger because she takes what she wants (as in my energy, my brain power, my sleep, etc.)

BIM suggested we have an ASFN baby-naming poll, but I vetoed the idea for fear of having a Chalupa Batman, Assface or FARTing result.

 

[FArting]

Congrats

 

[Brian]

Awesome!

Side note: If it's a boy, name him Brian and he'll turn out smart, sexy, handsome, charming, funny, strong, masculine, kind, adorable, charming, handsome, funny........

Edit: Crap, my reading comprehension sucks tonight, you already said it's a girl.

Name her whatever. Who cares.

 

[AzStevenCal]

Congratulations to both of you. If you change your mind and decide to have a baby naming poll, make sure you retain full veto rights.

Steve

 

[LoyaltyisaCurse]

Jesalie Sanders...mic drop.

 

[juza76]

Congratulations to both of you. If you change your mind and decide to have a baby naming poll, make sure you retain full veto rights.

Steve

in this case sissy boy is available

 

[Brian]

in this case sissy boy is available

The zinger shot from across the pond!

 

[PDXChris]

Go with Brodie!

 

[Jersey Girl]

in this case sissy boy is available

Lol.

 

[Snakester]

Congrats. Cardinal nation keeps growing. Soon we will need an even bigger stadium.

 

[Reddog]

Wow! Congrats to you both. Chris time for a second generation to play in the Sandbox!

 

[gmabel830]

You mean increase by 2, right? Another baby gmabel is due at end of august.

Congrats on your little one!

 

[jw7]

BIM suggested we have an ASFN baby-naming poll, but I vetoed the idea for fear of having a Chalupa Batman, Assface or FARTing result.

Oh, I still think we should have one. She would not be able to sign up until she is 13, and would not be binding. BIM, feel free to kick off a suggestion thread and then start a poll.

 

[Jersey Girl]

You mean increase by 2, right? Another baby gmabel is due at end of august.

Congrats on your little one!

 

[gmabel830]

Fitzina Sanders

 

[oaken1]

Deona Sanders??

 

[thephoenixson28]

Same here. Not sure what it is yet but I just want a healthy baby in September right when the season starts.

 

[Shane]

Nice..

However you better keep April away or you may have a Cowboys fan on your hands

 

[40yearfan]

Whatever you do, don't call her Colonel.

Congratulations. May she be healthy and wise.

 

[WildBB]

Awsome Chris and Wendy- Congrats!

And I vote for Adriana. Ok maybe just Anna.

 

[phillycard]

J Gizzle, I couldn't be happier for you guys. That is so awesome. You will be an amazing mom! Congrats to you both!

 

[TRW]

Congratulations!

 

[Mitch]

Such great news, Chris and Wendy! Wishing you and your cherub all the happiness in the world!

 

[jmt]

Congrats!

 

[BullheadCardFan]

Congrats!