Sunburn
ASFN Lifer
My conspiracy theory on why it seemed Amare humped his way through the playoffs: He's going to the Heat. Riley's already got something worked out for him. Riley convinced Stoudemire to give less than a hundred to keep his S&T value down so there'd be less league interest and Miami wouldn't be asked to give much away, thereby giving Amare a more talent-laden team to join, which would be preferable to both him and Riley. He'll still insist on his money, and Riley has assured him he'll get it, and the Suns organization, with our pants around our ankles, will actually be grateful to the Heat for being so affable to deal. Ok, there it is. I think it might be similar to what someone else posted. Maybe not. Sorry if it's a ripoff. Can't remember. Maybe I expounded a little more. I've been up all night and I'm a little delirious and this all of a sudden struck me and I thought "hey wouldn't it be great to share this completely out of left field, bat sh*t crazy, get your hands off my pancakes theory and see how badly I get shot down on the Suns forum". So there you go. Tell me I'm wrong, nobody gets jobbed like this, go to bed.
PS: Amare's little 42 point night. . . well, the man's got an ego. Kinda like Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction when he ends up not taking a dive and knocking out the guy he was paid to lose to. Just wanted to shut people up for the night. Pissed Riley off something fierce.
PS: Amare's little 42 point night. . . well, the man's got an ego. Kinda like Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction when he ends up not taking a dive and knocking out the guy he was paid to lose to. Just wanted to shut people up for the night. Pissed Riley off something fierce.